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Title: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: warhed on December 17, 2009, 11:02:02 AM
So last night, after being abandoned by my squad (I'm sorry for stealing your kills SHawk), Grizz PM's me with, "Hey you wanna join us Muppets on a super secret mission deep into Knit Territory?"
I say, "Sure!! I'll get the goon rolling."  
Six sectors later, the plan is coming together a little too perfectly, Agent360 calls out, "All buildings dead, town is 100% down, I swear on my bottle of Jack Daniel's!!"
So I release my troops, with them barely escaping a Knit 109 on the way to the maproom.  One by one they all go in, but nothing, no capture.
Apparently, the Muppets don't know the first rule of NOE captures, always check the churches!!  :devil
Luckily, I saved the day a half hour earlier by suggesting Bustr bring a back up goon, to which the Muppets replied, "Don't bother with another goon, it's a waste of time."
Anyway, Grizz wanted the film posted, so here it is:

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/19835598/noeFAIL.ahf (http://www.speedyshare.com/files/19835598/noeFAIL.ahf)

 :airplane:

And Grizz wanted me to say "BOOO Skuzzy for ruining our hard earned fun!!!"  :old:
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Strip on December 17, 2009, 11:03:27 AM
Whats the world coming to when Muppets engage in tard-like NOE behavior.....
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Shuffler on December 17, 2009, 11:04:21 AM
Try emailing it to him.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: grizz441 on December 17, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
Whats the world coming to when Muppets engage in tard-like NOE behavior.....

 :lol
Yep, all eight of us stealing the rocket base and then defending it for hours on end in some of the most intense action I've ever seen late night.  What a great fight, but keep on thinking in black and white and zeros and ones.   :aok

(http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo237/grizz441/163noe.jpg)
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: warhed on December 17, 2009, 11:11:11 AM
Nine, count em, nine hours of defense...

 :rofl
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Strip on December 17, 2009, 11:12:42 AM
I guess I missed the <insert sarcasm> tag....

 :aok
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Ardy123 on December 17, 2009, 11:20:42 AM
lol, we finally got that base! I had to log after we failed the get the church down and everyone but bustr was shot down, but to hear that we got it finally... lol awesome!

Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: warhed on December 17, 2009, 11:22:06 AM
I believe the last count we had, was something close to 20 enemy 262s killed by our 163s  :banana:
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: waystin2 on December 17, 2009, 11:51:05 AM
LOLZ guys LOLZ   :aok  :rofl
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 17, 2009, 11:56:55 AM
I believe the last count we had, was something close to 20 enemy 262s killed by our 163s  :banana:
who would up a 262 and take it to a 163 base? WTF were they thinking
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: CountD90 on December 17, 2009, 12:02:33 PM
I WAS THAT KNIT 109!!!! I forgot who blasted my arse out the sky.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Reaper90 on December 17, 2009, 12:08:05 PM


LOL, I was wondering why the Muppets were rook all of a sudden rook again this morning and defending 168, and still rook when knits were badly outnumbered... guess this explains it!

<S> was fun getting clobbered by y'all this morning, at least I got a few of yas before I had to get off my rear and come to work!
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: oakranger on December 17, 2009, 12:18:51 PM
I saw that last night.  Was surprise to see a capture that deep in knights territory.  WTG guys.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: SunBat on December 17, 2009, 12:19:26 PM
Apparently, the Muppets don't know the first rule of NOE captures, always check the churches!!...

...to which the Muppets replied, "Don't bother with another goon, it's a waste of time."


Yep, we suck at taking bases.  I display that feather in my cap proudly.   :D

BTW, we would probably be more motivated to take bases if there were tangible advantages to doing so, like giving us rocket planes.   :noid
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: WMLute on December 17, 2009, 12:46:49 PM
Were any of the knits smart enough to pork the fuel @ the 163 base?
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: BaldEagl on December 17, 2009, 12:52:22 PM
Did the 163 bases being uncapturable change with the new strat thing?
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: ROX on December 17, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
The Muppets took a base?  There's hope for them after all!  WTFG Muppets!    :salute


ROX
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: SQUAT! on December 17, 2009, 01:23:46 PM
don't forget that the muppet's and POTW droped HQ as well. lol  :neener:
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Shuffler on December 17, 2009, 01:24:16 PM
don't forget that the muppet's and POTW droped HQ as well. lol  :neener:

POTW or Pigs?
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: SQUAT! on December 17, 2009, 01:26:53 PM
until the whole name change happens we are the POTW twitchy's squad is just the bastard wing. but please no more on that subject in here. don't think warhead aka manpleaser would like that discussion on his thread
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Shuffler on December 17, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
until the whole name change happens we are the POTW twitchy's squad is just the bastard wing. but please no more on that subject in here. don't think warhead aka manpleaser would like that discussion on his thread

Well folks don't want to get yall mixed up with teitchy.... so the questions will come. Yall should probabvly change to something completely different so as to not be mixed up with the kiddies.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: dunnrite on December 17, 2009, 01:50:43 PM
Cows on the tail
Birds on the prop
Crabs in the Relief Tube...
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: waystin2 on December 17, 2009, 01:56:08 PM
Cows on the tail
Birds on the prop
Crabs in the Relief Tube...
Coming from an LTARD that's funny. Not a lot of folks know but the LTAR'S are another one of Twitchy's step children.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Tec on December 17, 2009, 02:50:07 PM
Were any of the knits smart enough to pork the fuel @ the 163 base?


Nope. They did pork our field but not the fuel, and it didn't mater thanks to Junky's super 1337 m3 resup skillz.  Honestly for a good bit of the night it didn't matter, I think all the bish either logged or went nit to help so we were ENY'd most of the night anyways.

The really sad thing was that after the initial capture failed thanks to manpleaser over there dropping his troops before the town was down ;) bustr flew all that way alone in a goon and no one upped to stop him lol.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: longtime on December 17, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
who would up a 262 and take it to a 163 base? WTF were they thinking

They were thinking..lets have some fun..perks be damned.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: BiPoLaR on December 17, 2009, 04:16:57 PM
They were thinking..lets have some fun..perks be damned.
no they were not thinking  :aok
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Reaper90 on December 17, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
no they were not thinking  :aok

Actually, for one fleeting second, when I realized it was the 163 field, I thought... "take the jet!"

Then 1.001 seconds later, I said to myself "F that, don't ever even consider that again dumb***."

I took the Hurri again (not that it mattered.... :uhoh)
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: FiLtH on December 17, 2009, 05:15:20 PM
 Cool capture. I didnt know they could be captured.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Dadsguns on December 17, 2009, 05:35:24 PM
I bet that was heart pounding fun.......   :aok
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Saxman on December 17, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
This must be a map glitch, because AFAIK the 163 bases are STILL supposed to be uncapturable.

FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: waystin2 on December 17, 2009, 05:45:59 PM
This must be a map glitch, because AFAIK the 163 bases are STILL supposed to be uncapturable.

FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.

UM Yeah. :aok
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Saxman on December 17, 2009, 05:50:32 PM
It was always a nightmare when the 163 base got captured. HQ was almost impossible to defend with rockets escorting the buff raids, not to mention trying to take the thing BACK.
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: grizz441 on December 17, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
Six sectors later, the plan is coming together a little too perfectly, Agent360 calls out, "All buildings dead, town is 100% down, I swear on my bottle of Jack Daniel's!!"

After watching the film, it has come to my attention that it was in fact Junky that falsely called town down.  So it was not the Muppets leet base taking skillz that were lacking but The Pigs... :D
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Big Rat on December 17, 2009, 06:35:57 PM
Something different and unexpected.  I like it :aok  Somebody was a genius, that had to cause all sorts of chaos :lol

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: warhed on December 17, 2009, 06:50:20 PM
who would up a 262 and take it to a 163 base? WTF were they thinking

Well, I won't bother naming all of them, but Betty was one of the 262s  :D
I think I'm back on her bad side again  :bolt:
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: BillyD on December 17, 2009, 07:01:24 PM
Well, I won't naming all them, but Betty was one of the 262s  :D
I think I'm back on her bad side again  :bolt:


Both sides are HER BAD SIDE  dude



BURN BURN BURN  ;)
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: warhed on December 17, 2009, 07:05:00 PM

Both sides are HER BAD SIDE  dude



BURN BURN BURN  ;)

I wonder what side Jaxxo is on?
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: bustr on December 17, 2009, 07:07:47 PM
Last night when I logged on I was suprised to hear so many muppets on Pigs squad channel. While listening to words being spoken by muppets I had never heard uttered befor, I started looking out the window to see if the end of days was happening. The muppets were conducting an NOE raid....WoW. From the VOX chatter it was evident they only had one C47. So from prior base taking experience I volonteered to fly a solo goon NOE through the 4 sectors of knight country just in case one of the troops didn't make it in. I was told thank you but everything was under control.

So I upped a goon and put a freash pair of undies out just incase. Eventualy the word went out that troops were running and I was getting ready to auger. Then those familure words, the troops didn't take. If it had not been for everyone ditching to up fighters and picking fights along the knights coast to cover my NOE goon, I would probably have not taken the feild for them.

Flying a goon 4 sectors under the knights noses to take the 163 base - Worth the points and the change of undies.

Being in an NOE mission run by the muppets - Pricless

Thanks everyone and the muppets especially for that much fun..... :angel:
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: wgmount on December 17, 2009, 07:10:21 PM
This must be a map glitch, because AFAIK the 163 bases are STILL supposed to be uncapturable.

FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.

It was, someone has already reported it on the bugs thread. I think skuzzy fixed it....maybe   :P
Title: Re: Super Secret ME-163 Base Hacking Mishun
Post by: Babalonian on December 18, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
The Muppets took a base?  There's hope for them after all!  WTFG Muppets!    :salute


ROX

Technicaly....  the muppets "Oinked" that night, even though nobody else heard/saw it.