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Title: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Swoop on December 17, 2009, 12:12:21 PM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)


Or if you can't be bothered to think up a caption......tell me who on earth these bunch of idiots are?
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: avionix on December 17, 2009, 12:19:22 PM
 :headscratch:

Are a couple of them holding crossbows??
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Swoop on December 17, 2009, 12:20:57 PM
So far I've noticed crossbows, P90s, AK47s (with silencer?!) and an M16 with 203 launcher.

seriously, wtf?  Stumbled across this pic by accident, no idea where it's from. 
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Lusche on December 17, 2009, 12:24:31 PM
I don't see any AK47...
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Shuffler on December 17, 2009, 12:34:01 PM
So far I've noticed crossbows, P90s, AK47s (with silencer?!) and an M16 with 203 launcher.

seriously, wtf?  Stumbled across this pic by accident, no idea where it's from.  

I see a bullpup


Caption.... "Oh geesh it's light here..... it was dark in England when we got ready"
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: SunBat on December 17, 2009, 12:34:24 PM
Angered over the proposal to mandate cleaner burning fireplace wood, a band of chimney sweeps marches through Copenhagen.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Maverick on December 17, 2009, 12:39:07 PM
I'm curious why the guys with the cross bows need magazine pouches on their web gear. Very strange pic there Swoop. Where did you find it and might there be a clue by context at the source?
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: WMLute on December 17, 2009, 01:01:56 PM

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)


Everything is lovely
When you start to roam;
The birds are singin', the day that you stray,
But later, when you are further away,
Things won't seem so lovely
When you're all alone;
Here's what you'll keep saying
When you're far from home:
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Wolfala on December 17, 2009, 01:17:49 PM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)


Everything is lovely
When you start to roam;
The birds are singin', the day that you stray,
But later, when you are further away,
Things won't seem so lovely
When you're all alone;
Here's what you'll keep saying
When you're far from home:

Think its Turkish. Believe they still use Crossbow's for plinking sentry's.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: minke on December 17, 2009, 01:21:44 PM
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2994/smurf.jpg)

NEWS FLASH : Evil smurf nation moves in to capture Papa smurf. Initial reports indicate casualties in the hundreds,with thousands of toadstools reduced to rotting heaps. Unconfirmed reports of Sarsparilla production facilities completely destroyed
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: druski85 on December 17, 2009, 01:22:44 PM
1.  Sgt. Thompson didn't get the memo.  Having realized that not only was no one to salute in the parade, but that it was also bring your silent weapon to work day, he thought "well, at least I didn't wear my casual Friday Hawaiian shirt as well"   nonchalantly shoving the floral pattern back into his duffel bag.  

2.  Yes sir, the troops are locked and loaded for their 02:00 assault on count Dracula's castle.  
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Bosco123 on December 17, 2009, 01:48:24 PM
For the guy in the front, holding the P90

"WTF am I doing here!!"

(If you notice he's the only one with his hand up)
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: PFactorDave on December 17, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
"Shut up and quit your whining Maloney!  We just didn't have enough guns for EVERYONE!"

You know, all the effort they went through to blacken themselves up and all...  You'd think they'd take the huge freakin' shiny badge off of their hats!
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: gyrene81 on December 17, 2009, 02:00:51 PM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)

"Bloody 'ell nobody told me it was gun day."


"Oy, what the hell was that hanging off her bottom?"
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Motherland on December 17, 2009, 02:03:50 PM
I don't see any AK47...
To be fair, the Galil is Kalashnikov based.

That is one weird picture.... looks like some kind of African Nationalist militia or something.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: john9001 on December 17, 2009, 02:35:23 PM
ACORN drills for the 2012 elections.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Jayhawk on December 17, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
The army quickly discovered a flaw in their plan when the nighttime north pole raid ran into morning.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Vulcan on December 17, 2009, 04:37:39 PM
So far I've noticed crossbows, P90s, AK47s (with silencer?!)

Suppressors.... silencers are what movie dweebs call em. And they're not really silent, unless you use sub's in which case you lose a lot of energy (and accuracy).  Maybe they do use with with sub's as neither rifle appears to have a scope and I cant' see much of a stock.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Motherland on December 17, 2009, 04:42:58 PM
The Galil has a side folding skeleton stock. The sights are difficult to see in the OP, but they're there as well.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Galil.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Vulcan on December 17, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
It appears you can get a 200 grain subsonic 308 round for it, imagine the ballistics on that LOL.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Saxman on December 17, 2009, 05:48:18 PM
"Damn, it never fails. You go to a party and there's always SOMEONE wearing the same outfit."
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 17, 2009, 05:54:48 PM
I wonder if the guys with the crossbows are pissed they get those instead of a gun.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: 68Hawk on December 17, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
Coal Mine Commandos Local #187

You can also tell a Gallil from the angle of the magazine (different round) and the charging handle being a knob sticking up from the bolt carrier.

So they make sure damn near everything else is black, but they can't paint some arrows and make sure to get a black carabeaner [sp?].
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: lyric1 on December 17, 2009, 07:20:44 PM
Al Jolson fan club convention. :bolt:
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: LYNX on December 17, 2009, 07:41:02 PM
A film set was my initial reaction unless some army bod watched too many Rambo films.
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Vulcan on December 17, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
Quote
Members of the Special Forces of the Peruvian Army during the Military Parade for the Independence Anniversary of Peru in Lima, Peru, 08 December 2009. The parade, which is usually carried out on 29 July, was postponed as a prevention measure to avoid the spread of AH1N1 flu. (EPA / Paolo Aguilar)

What do I win :D

Oh and regarding the crossbows: " the Peruvian army (Ejército) equips some soldiers with crossbows and rope, to establish a zip-line in difficult terrain."
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: eagl on December 17, 2009, 09:53:23 PM
Sneaking to within mere yards of their intended target, the stealthy special forces platoon was discovered and successfully repelled when their leader inadvertently TURNED ON THE FREAKING HUGE RED FLASHLIGHT ON HIS CHEST
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: JunkyII on December 17, 2009, 10:24:03 PM
In today's newz.....A group of gamers from the new ModernWarfare 2 took their clan name, the BlackFaces, a step too far :aok




Whos the ubberest of them all, the guy with the P90 multi-tasking, or the dude with the crossbow going to fight against guns
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: CAP1 on December 18, 2009, 12:11:46 AM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)


Or if you can't be bothered to think up a caption......tell me who on earth these bunch of idiots are?

i would love to caption it, but i don't want to feel this.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/google-dominatrix.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: CAP1 on December 18, 2009, 12:12:35 AM
I wonder if the guys with the crossbows are pissed they get those instead of a gun.


ack-ack

crossbows are noisy, hard to reload, and not very accurate. i'd take my hoyt any day over a crossbow.  :D
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: oakranger on December 18, 2009, 01:31:20 AM
"Damn, it never fails. You go to a party and there's always SOMEONE wearing the same outfit."

LOL, WINNER
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Swoop on December 18, 2009, 01:33:15 AM
They don't half look daft.

I mean......a) black is a silly camo option, it's not a natural colour in nature, even at night.  And b) they go to all that trouble of blacking out every square millimetre and then leave nice shiney cap badges on show, issue crossbow bolts with shiney gold metallic shafts and the dude in front even has a......er.....damn, mind gone blank,  what do you call the things?  Used for rock climbing and abseiling and crap like that, that shiney thing on his front used to attaching himself to a rope.  One of them.

Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: lothmog on December 18, 2009, 04:46:38 AM
 what do you call the things?  Used for rock climbing and abseiling and crap like that, that shiney thing on his front used to attaching himself to a rope.  

I believe it's a carabiner
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: ramzey on December 18, 2009, 06:06:38 AM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3345/soly.jpg)


Or if you can't be bothered to think up a caption......tell me who on earth these bunch of idiots are?


(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/683/uruksdg.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: ToeTag on December 18, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
In fact, the militaries of a whole host of nations in addition to the Soviets/Russians and Indians still use the crossbow to some extent. Militaries to include:

* Peru.
* Brazil.
* Serbia.
* China.
* Greece.
* Turkey.

Notice the bolts have no fletchings either.

(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8914/haircutchewbacca1.jpg) (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/haircutchewbacca1.jpg/)


Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: tassos on December 18, 2009, 11:13:43 AM
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Or if you can't be bothered to think up a caption......tell me who on earth these bunch of idiots are?
Legion Marching on French independents day
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: FiLtH on December 18, 2009, 12:16:01 PM
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/a
lJ.jpg)
 
 
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 18, 2009, 01:02:50 PM
LOL Filth!


ack-ack
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: Swoop on December 18, 2009, 01:28:44 PM
Very good Filth. :)  :rofl
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: bravoa8 on December 18, 2009, 02:28:48 PM
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/alJ.jpg)
 
 

That's scary!(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: 1sum41 on December 19, 2009, 09:00:54 PM
some1 said serbia above. i forgot how to quote... do yall know if black hand is still around?
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: PFactorDave on December 19, 2009, 09:07:39 PM


Notice the bolts have no fletchings either.




The bolts wouldn't require fletchings for stabilization if they are being used to carry a rope leader across a gorge etc...  The drag of the leader line would act as a stabilizer...

Not that it matters...  It's still more fun to mock the photo!
Title: Re: Caption this pic 17/12/09
Post by: RightF00T on December 20, 2009, 12:40:33 PM
Delta Kappa Fall Initiation 2009.....LOL