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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Mister Fork on December 18, 2009, 12:59:21 PM
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Last week I'm downstairs flying after a long day at work, and having come home and cooked supper to give the wife-ack a break. Unfortunately, 8 hours with small kids somethings does strange things to our wives...
"Can you finish washing the dishes? I want to go to the gym"
"I would, but I cooked supper. You know the rule, if you cook, you don't have to wash"
"And I put the kids to bed."
"I know"
(I'm now immersed in a dogfight) 30 seconds pass without a word
"Am I the only one in this conversation? Are you going to finish the dishes? There's only the stone cooking pan and the pot."
"Crap."
"what?"
"I died. It's hard to fly and have a conversation you know. But women don't seem to have that problem. You know, talk and drive for example"
"What do you mean exactly?"
"You can multitask better than I"
"Can you wash dishes and fly at the same time?"
"No"
"Can you maybe sweep the floor, pick up the toys, and tidy the family room and fly at the same time?" (her tone is getting angry and voice loud)
"No. Oh - come on! #)(**@(! HO queen!"
"Can you?"
"You could of finished washing that pot and pan instead of arguing with me about it and be on your way to the gym"
At this point I should of just shut up and apologized for the comment. Or realized she had 'THAT' pot in her hand. Or even better seen the look on her face. But nooooooooo. I just upped another fighter. My brain is trying to kill me.
I didn't hear or feel the pot knocking off the side or remember much the next few minutes cause I wasn't fully conscious. But I do remember washing the dishes, tidying the family room, and sweeping the kitchen all the while holding an ice-pack on the side of my head all at the same time.
Guess I learned I too can multitask. :D
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:rofl
I was wondering what you were talking about in another post.
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It makes more sense now that he is coming out of that mental haze cased by the sudden deceleration of the pot by his head.
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Wives are funny that way. Sometimes it takes them quite awhile to figure things out. I'm glad you finally got her to learn the lesson though.
Edited- probably shouldn't post with kids reading...
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Respect the General that carries a skillet! Too funny Fork! However if my wife sees this, then you got what you deserved! :lol
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Years ago I had a Chow and a Dalmation. The Chow was old by this time and the Dal was 2 years old. The Dal was agressive and jumped on the chow while my wife was mowing the back yard. She tried to get them apart to no avail. She got the broom out and smacked them but they ignored her and kept fighting. She them pulled out a crossman 177 cal BB gun. She has seen me ping a dog to run him off before. What she had not seen is the fact I only pumped it up once or twice for across the yard (3/4 acre). She pumped it up 10 times and shot the dog that started it... the dal. BB penetrated at least one lung and the dog died right there.
BB guns can be serious business.
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LOL Fork...if you had a cockpit mirror you would have seen the bogie on your six coming in fast and dangerous...could have saved you a pilot wound.
I nominate Mr.Fork for a purple heart from ack wounds... :D
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I am so glad i dont have to deal with woman ack anymore. I love the single life and being able to tell a woman to kick rocks without her taking half my stuff.
(waits for it)
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no wonder your so dazed and confused u pothead. (pun intended) :D
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These are good stories Mister Fork keep posting more! :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I am so glad i dont have to deal with woman ack anymore. I love the single life and being able to tell a woman to kick rocks without her taking half my stuff.
(waits for it)
+1 I'm having more fun now, and they can't take my toys away. :rofl :rock
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LOL Fork...if you had a cockpit mirror you would have seen the bogie on your six coming in fast and dangerous...could have saved you a pilot wound.
I nominate Mr.Fork for a purple heart from ack wounds... :D
if he had a cockpit mirror, he'd lawndart, as he put on his lipstick. :noid
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Why would you attack your wifes pot with your head? Is that considered domestic violance? Or is that only if you dent the pan ?
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These are good stories Mister Fork keep posting more! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Any more of these and I'm afraid he'll be dead. ;)
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Years ago I had a Chow and a Dalmation. The Chow was old by this time and the Dal was 2 years old. The Dal was agressive and jumped on the chow while my wife was mowing the back yard. She tried to get them apart to no avail. She got the broom out and smacked them but they ignored her and kept fighting. She them pulled out a crossman 177 cal BB gun. She has seen me ping a dog to run him off before. What she had not seen is the fact I only pumped it up once or twice for across the yard (3/4 acre). She pumped it up 10 times and shot the dog that started it... the dal. BB penetrated at least one lung and the dog died right there.
BB guns can be serious business.
Your wife mows the yard! :O
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Your wife mows the yard! :O
She loves to mow.... have a nice john deere.
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i have a ford 8n with brush hog, my wife likes to mow with it..;o)....
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LOL Fork...if you had a cockpit mirror you would have seen the bogie on your six coming in fast and dangerous...could have saved you a pilot wound.
I nominate Mr.Fork for a purple heart from ack wounds... :D
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I am so glad i dont have to deal with woman ack anymore. I love the single life and being able to tell a woman to kick rocks without her taking half my stuff.
(waits for it)
I'm sure there are women saying the same thing about you :D