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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Shane on January 05, 2010, 10:40:52 PM
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Because people have been decrying the lack of quality smack, I have decided to descend from my lurking position and offer a few old less common and a few newer gems to be freely distributed among the playerbase - gratis. :rock
1 and 2 are in my sig (first/last.)
3. Go play online golf - at least they provide the balls.
4. I can only counteract a finite amount of suck. Gangbang much?
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5. It's ok to FAIL sometimes... the cyber chicks down at
the virtual bar couldn't possibly think any less of you.
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and here are some backstories behind some of my more notable phrases. :t
"anklehumpers" - from my end, anyway. Back in the old days there was this ancient game HT played called Air Warrior in which people knew each other as random numbers. That changed and they acquired handles. There was this one lady who played, "subby" whom I had never met nor seen when I arrived during AW3 (Gamestorm). I did however get to "know" of her through others, and one of her smack-downs was "arp! get off my leg!" I just ran a bit further with it and morphed it to anklehumpers, since you all weren't even good/smart/whatever enough to even reach my "leg." Imagine a little chichiquaua... lolz.
"slobberdonkeys" - an online pic showing some donkey-headed guy braying at his monitor with spittle flying. Sounds very descriptive of most of you when I shot you down (and let you know how much you sucked) or you tried to respond to some of my smack. "You" being plural, as often as not. :noid
"castrati" - Came across the term in a book. Looked it up... since I know most people know what castrated means, it might encourage them to look it up and make their own associations (talk about pwnage, heh.)
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"milquetoasts" - go look it up. :aok
"Hordemonkey" - Doing a search on the term first shows it by myself in 2002, lol and the most frequent user. I was using it in-game prior to "castrati."
"Base/Ackbunnies" - kind of self-explanatory, being all huggy and @%!#. :banana: Dunno if they've been used much lately.
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If I remember :old: (or create) any more I'll post 'em here. They should generate quite a bit of foam per capita and stay on the safer side of TOS. :devil
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Never heard of you, must be a noob :D
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Your "anklehumper" phrase has been foisted by many.
Good to see ya bro. Thanks for stopping by. :rock
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I always thought you were one of the best smack talkers in the game.
At least you were creative and mostly original unlike so many we have today.
Good to see you are still around.
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Oh yeah, here's one...
"I have you cornered like rats and packed like fudge, time to bail" for timid ackhuggers or base runners. Seriously mixed metaphors, I know... :noid
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sorry to edit it out a bit from under you Junky, but I thought adding "bail" mixed them up even more. :aok
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Oh yeah, here's one...
"I have you cornered like rats and packed like fudge" for timid ackhuggers or base runners. Seriously mixed metaphors, I know... :noid
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:rofl
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Ohhhhhh, is someone missing the love?
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I still like the golf classic "Nice shot...does your husband play?"