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Title: New Game update ;)
Post by: tassos on January 06, 2010, 04:13:31 PM

Can we have a update that saves the Pilot ............................. ...........from wife ack

Cause Today I wished Old day like those Back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvCgIO0-w4&feature=related


..the Grilled Duck rice and the sauce where Flying Today squer to the Livingroom cause I was Flying AH

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: gyrene81 on January 07, 2010, 10:23:23 AM

Very easy solution for the wife ack...a little maintenance in between sorties...when you get to the tower, go to the wife-ack and rub it a little for luck...as soon as it starts squeaking you're gonna have to break out the multi-tool and use it before the wife-ack blows up in your face...for some reason it doesn't take long for the squeak to turn into a full blown break down.

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: tassos on January 07, 2010, 03:18:34 PM

Quote from: gyrene81 on January 07, 2010, 10:23:23 AM

Very easy solution for the wife ack...a little maintenance in between sorties...when you get to the tower, go to the wife-ack and rub it a little for luck...as soon as it starts squeaking you're gonna have to break out the multi-tool and use it before the wife-ack blows up in your face...for some reason it doesn't take long for the squeak to turn into a full blown break down.

Translatet in German:
Die sehr leichte Lösung für die Frau ack ... ein wenig Wartung zwischen Ausfällen ..., wenn Sie zum Turm kommen, gehen Sie zur Frau-ack und reiben Sie es ein wenig für das Glück ..., sobald es anfängt, Sie zu quieksen, wird \'re das Mehrwerkzeug ausbrechen und es verwenden müssen, bevor die Frau-ack in Ihrem Gesicht ... aus irgendeinem Grund es vernichtet, dauern doesn \'t für das Quieken lange, um sich in einen geblasenen vollen zu verwandeln, brechen zusammen.
                                                                               :headscratch:

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: guncrasher on January 07, 2010, 04:38:47 PM

I usually begin something along the lines of "oh man I really should not have had those chili hot dogs and nachos, phew it stinks,  hey you wanna cuddle.  I dont really feel like playing ah today"   watch her convince you that you should relax and enjoy the game for as long as you want.

semp

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: Templar on January 08, 2010, 10:49:32 PM

I've learned to avoid wife-ack by only flying when she is shut down or at another location.  :joystick:  :cheers:

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: morfiend on January 09, 2010, 12:25:05 AM

Wife ack is simple to defeat.... just deploy chaff,plenty of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


 works everytime. :aok

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: Simba on January 09, 2010, 02:45:41 PM

Solved my wife-ack issue several years ago - I divorced her.

 :cool:

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: Kirin on January 14, 2010, 06:51:55 AM

Quote from: Templar on January 08, 2010, 10:49:32 PM

I've learned to avoid wife-ack by only flying when she is shut down or at another location.  :joystick:  :cheers:

Mine does not come with a shut-down button - or at least I haven't been able to find it...  :headscratch:

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: allaire on January 14, 2010, 07:32:21 AM

Alcohol works as a substitute for the shut off mode.

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: branch37 on January 14, 2010, 10:07:41 AM

Be single  :salute :salute

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: waystin2 on January 14, 2010, 10:24:44 AM

Ever watchful and never far from her anti-aircraft gun!  I love you honey! :uhoh
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m199/Von_poop/album%202/TR_000452.jpg)

Title: Re: New Game update ;)
Post by: E25280 on January 16, 2010, 09:59:32 PM

Quote from: tassos on January 07, 2010, 03:18:34 PM

Translatet in German:
Die sehr leichte Lösung für die Frau ack ... ein wenig Wartung zwischen Ausfällen ..., wenn Sie zum Turm kommen, gehen Sie zur Frau-ack und reiben Sie es ein wenig für das Glück ..., sobald es anfängt, Sie zu quieksen, wird \'re das Mehrwerkzeug ausbrechen und es verwenden müssen, bevor die Frau-ack in Ihrem Gesicht ... aus irgendeinem Grund es vernichtet, dauern doesn \'t für das Quieken lange, um sich in einen geblasenen vollen zu verwandeln, brechen zusammen.
                                                                               :headscratch:

Don't worry -- it didn't make any sense in English, either.