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Title: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Wingnutt on January 20, 2010, 10:22:18 PM
I needs to go, needs to look like an accident, or natural causes..

need suggestions...



























 :devil
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: 007Rusty on January 20, 2010, 10:24:40 PM
  open window,,,, bag of lime and a shovel
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: CAP1 on January 20, 2010, 10:34:55 PM
i think this thread may not be here in the morning.

but just in case,

i shall then modify.........get a lazer pointer.

you'll have endless fun, and drive the kitty nuts too.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: bagrat on January 20, 2010, 10:35:29 PM
maybe the cat shouldnt of been sleeping under the rear car tires while u reversed outta the driveway.....  :noid

i kid i kid :x
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: 68ZooM on January 20, 2010, 10:36:12 PM
cant kill it the GF will dump ya, buit for some laughs wrap its paws in aluminum foil and watch that cat freak trying to get it off, lol its a hoot they jump like crazy  :rofl
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Wingnutt on January 20, 2010, 10:40:40 PM
Na, i wont ever kill it, I couldn't do that.

its just, these are crazy times, things happen, every day.. its sad really..

Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Banshee7 on January 20, 2010, 10:43:31 PM
cant kill it the GF will dump ya, buit for some laughs wrap its paws in aluminum foil and watch that cat freak trying to get it off, lol its a hoot they jump like crazy  :rofl

Haha!  And people call me cruel for taping a chew toy to my dog's tail...
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: shiv on January 20, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
Probably happened because you didn't mark your territory.  Pee on the cord next time.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: mensa180 on January 20, 2010, 10:50:00 PM
Probably happened because you didn't mark your territory.  Pee on the cord next time.
+1
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Swoop on January 20, 2010, 10:56:30 PM
Nah, rub really hot chilli over the cord, little bugger will only try chewing it once more......

Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: texastc316 on January 20, 2010, 11:14:14 PM
buy a dog. a really hyper one. actually, just borrow one. You dont need 2 permenant problems.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Krusty on January 20, 2010, 11:32:30 PM
My sister has a cat that loves the smell of the chemicals in the plastic... Ate through 3 or 4 of her ipod headphones wires in a row (really ticked her off). All our other cats have never acted that way. One actually liked playing with my phone recharger -- but this is only because he batted at anything that looked like string.

Cats are very individual. Looks like you got the one freak cat that likes chewing wires.  :aok
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Wagger on January 20, 2010, 11:45:04 PM
Standby.  I will go down and dig out my book,  "101 Uses for Dead Cats".
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: 5PointOh on January 20, 2010, 11:49:26 PM
My guess, Kitty will take care of himself...if you've seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, you'll know what I mean.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Dinan on January 20, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
Have masharbroom come over, let him deep fry and eat the cat.

Problem solved, eye for a eye style.  :aok
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: froger on January 21, 2010, 12:01:06 AM
Dump the G/f and keep da cat......



trust me bro, less trouble and in the long haul the cat
will cost you less !
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Bradman on January 21, 2010, 01:24:06 AM
Dump the G/f and keep da cat......



trust me bro, less trouble and in the long haul the cat
will cost you less !

+1 Plus you can kill and eat the cat if you get hungry.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: lyric1 on January 21, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Go get a fox fur that isn't treated or scent every cat I have seen won't go near it.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: MadHatter on January 21, 2010, 03:29:34 AM
We had a situation like this a while ago. My wife likes to rescue cats, and one time she rescued a liter that was abandoned (they were only 3 days old). Long story short we nursed them and they became playful, like chewing on the cords of 2 Razr mice, 2 backup mice, computer surround system, baracuda headphones, etc. etc. After ensuring the kittens safety, she went looking, come to find out hot stuff like chili pepper or such, most of the time doesn't work. Get something bitter. (sometimes that doesn't work but not often) We used lime juice on the surviving equipment and hadn't had a problem since with any litter.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: TMAW on January 21, 2010, 11:20:51 AM
This is only for the cat, but I'm sure it may be modified for your significant other.
http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/ (http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/)
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: ROX on January 21, 2010, 12:41:47 PM
1)  Take cat

2)  Put cat in car

3)  Drive at least 450 miles

4)  Remove cat from vehicle

5)  Drive home


Problem solved.


ROX
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Bear76 on January 21, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
1)  Take cat

2)  Put cat in car

3)  Drive at least 450 miles

4)  Remove cat from vehicle

5)  Drive home


Problem solved.


ROX

6) When you get home your bags are on front porch and locks have been changed :D
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: ROX on January 21, 2010, 01:05:19 PM
6) When you get home your bags are on front porch and locks have been changed :D


He said girlfriend, not wife.

Worst case scenerio?  Get a girfirend who likes dogs.


ROX
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Wingnutt on January 21, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
If the trak IR 5 is better than the 4 I had, I will convince myself it was a worthwhile upgrade and let the cat slide on this one.

she actually suggested to me... that I put my PC and stuff IN A CLOSET!!! and lock it up, that way she (her cat) cant get to it..

I said "hoe, this is my apartment, you dont pay the rent here, you dont live here and neither does your cat!"

ok, so I didnt say that, but I thought it..









ok i didnt think it either.. at the time, but I just thought it now..  so.. yea.. :aok
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: MadHatter on January 21, 2010, 01:27:57 PM
This is only for the cat, but I'm sure it may be modified for your significant other.
http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/ (http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/)

Please tell me that's a joke.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: KayBayRay on January 21, 2010, 01:30:08 PM
Sounds like sombody's Kitty needs to "Go for a Ride"   :cool:

Later,
KayBay
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: gyrene81 on January 21, 2010, 02:24:04 PM
Some catnip rubbed on a live power cord would solve the problem...permanently.



I love cats...they make great speed bumps...tree fertilizer...dog treats...
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: dedalos on January 21, 2010, 02:32:11 PM
I needs to go, needs to look like an accident, or natural causes..

need suggestions...



Suggestion? hmmm, here is one, unless you have pics of your GFs kitty you can post, we really don;t want to hear about it  :rofl
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: JimmyC on January 21, 2010, 02:42:18 PM
Get Lion Poo from the zoo
leave it about the place
the little kitty will be quaking in its boots at the Big Honcho in town
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: AKDogg on January 21, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
Cats don't like anything citrus.  Oranges, lime, etc.. just rub the juices of citru fruit on the cords and they will leave it alone.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: thorsim on January 21, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
since this is a flight sim component and there is a GF in the story ...

one must wonder if the feline was operating under orders ...

 :noid

an new weapon in the eternal struggle ???
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: lyric1 on January 21, 2010, 07:02:24 PM
Cats don't like anything citrus.  Oranges, lime, etc.. just rub the juices of citru fruit on the cords and they will leave it alone.
Really? Will have to keep that one in mind.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Big Rat on January 21, 2010, 07:28:19 PM
Get a good herding dog.  My German Shepard used to keep the wifes old cat pinned on the coffee table for hours, was good fun  :lol

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Enker on January 21, 2010, 09:13:27 PM
Replace its food with Science Diet-Kitten formula. The cat will get so fat that it will never want to do major strenuous effort. That is, if you want to pay $2 per pound.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Estes on January 21, 2010, 09:29:21 PM
Quick, someone dig up hangtimes cat threads! Sorry to hear that though, really sucks. My cat is almost to damn lazy to use the cat box, much less chew on stuff.

This little tid bit wont keep it from gnawing on things, but it sure gets the dang cat hauling arse toward the sound of the shaking bag..

I call it "kitty crack" I forget exactly what its called, but all it is is hard cat treats in a bag.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Banshee7 on January 21, 2010, 09:37:12 PM
Suggestion? hmmm, here is one, unless you have pics of your GFs kitty you can post, we really don;t want to hear about it  :rofl

 :rofl :lol
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Jappa52 on January 21, 2010, 09:45:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-G9vrgPLk   

 :t
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: bmwgs on January 21, 2010, 10:05:22 PM
Cats don't like anything citrus.  Oranges, lime, etc.. just rub the juices of citru fruit on the cords and they will leave it alone.

That may solve his cat problem, but you might want to suggest how he will solve the fire ant problem that will occur.    :D

Fred
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Bodhi on January 21, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Get about ten to 20 high level ibuprofen... 800 mg caplets will do it.

Grind them up and mix with kitty's favorite fare. 

Kitty will die.  Ensure Kitty is not examined by vet as you WILL be blamed and possibly prosecuted dependent on where you live.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: JimmyC on January 22, 2010, 02:28:01 AM
Quick, someone dig up hangtimes cat threads! Sorry to hear that though, really sucks. My cat is almost to damn lazy to use the cat box, much less chew on stuff.

This little tid bit wont keep it from gnawing on things, but it sure gets the dang cat hauling arse toward the sound of the shaking bag..

I call it "kitty crack" I forget exactly what its called, but all it is is hard cat treats in a bag.

Cat nip Kitty Crack popsicle coke

it might hype it up to eat everything when it cant get its fix
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: bustr on January 22, 2010, 05:19:37 AM
I got FOUR cats. Cords DO NOT GET EATEN in my home. Whats your excuse?
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: BiPoLaR on January 22, 2010, 06:20:49 AM
gun plus 32 cent bullet = cheaper than new trackir  :aok
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Banshee7 on January 22, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Where are you getting 32 cent bullets???
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: greens on January 22, 2010, 01:56:49 PM
2 suggestions
suggestion #1 tabasco
suggestion #2 a 30-06
 yah Bip i wanna know where ur cheap bullets are so i can buy some. here where i come from at the store i pay 40 bucks for a box of 30-06 shells.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: allaire on January 22, 2010, 05:19:50 PM
He he I got a box of 1550 .22 LR for around 5 bucks.  I love AR.
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: Wingnutt on January 22, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
ive read from a few sources now that tobasco wont do anything, that "bitter apple"  (apparently its called exactly that) is what you put on things you dont want the cat screwing with.  apparently they sell it at pet stores..
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: 1pLUs44 on January 22, 2010, 10:48:35 PM
If ya wanna piss it off, just put some scotch tape on the top of the cats head, and enjoy.  :aok
Title: Re: So my GFs cat chewed up the cord to my TrackIR...
Post by: potsNpans on January 23, 2010, 10:37:43 AM
I know of a few sewer rats in NYC that can help with your little problem. Maybe even shake up the little lady soes you can come in an save da day, if ya' know what I'm say'en.