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Title: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 23, 2010, 07:34:28 PM
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rock :rock

(http://i.somethingawful.com/booklist/wallpapers/ratte_800.jpg)

Type Project: super-heavy tank
Place of origin:  Nazi Germany
Specifications
Weight: 1000 tonnes
Length: 35.00 m
Width: 14.00 m
Height: 11.00 m
Crew: 20+, possibly as many as 41

Armor
 150 - 360 mm
Primary
armament 2x 280 mm 54.5 SK C/34
Secondary
armament 1x 128 mm KwK 44 L/55
8x 20 mm Flak38
2x 15 mm MG 151/15
Engine 8x Daimler-Benz MB501 20-cylinder marine diesel engines
or 2x MAN V12Z32/44 24-cylinder marine diesel engines
16,000 or 17,000 hp (13,000 kW)
Operational
range Approximately 120 miles (190 km)
Speed 40 km/h


This post is a joke....lol...would be nice if it was really built though!!!!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: oakranger on January 23, 2010, 08:28:22 PM
10,000 perk points.  This is where the B-29 comes in.
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: sandwich on January 24, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
I have a loadout If we get the B-29.

(http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/11-23-07-weapons/blakh0rse.jpg)

Then they'd be real cartoon bombers.
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: bravoa8 on January 24, 2010, 01:31:00 AM
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rock :rock

(http://i.somethingawful.com/booklist/wallpapers/ratte_800.jpg)

Type Project: super-heavy tank
Place of origin:  Nazi Germany
Specifications
Weight: 1000 tonnes
Length: 35.00 m
Width: 14.00 m
Height: 11.00 m
Crew: 20+, possibly as many as 41

Armor
 150 - 360 mm
Primary
armament 2x 280 mm 54.5 SK C/34
Secondary
armament 1x 128 mm KwK 44 L/55
8x 20 mm Flak38
2x 15 mm MG 151/15
Engine 8x Daimler-Benz MB501 20-cylinder marine diesel engines
or 2x MAN V12Z32/44 24-cylinder marine diesel engines
16,000 or 17,000 hp (13,000 kW)
Operational
range Approximately 120 miles (190 km)
Speed 40 km/h


This post is a joke....lol...would be nice if it was really built though!!!!

That would be uber! :O :O
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: EskimoJoe on January 24, 2010, 04:21:37 AM
"Town it sight, sir!"

"Fire!"

*BOOMPH!*

"Where'd it go, sir!?"
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: dhart on January 24, 2010, 05:35:55 AM
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rock :rock

(http://i.somethingawful.com/booklist/wallpapers/ratte_800.jpg)

Type Project: super-heavy tank
Place of origin:  Nazi Germany
Specifications
Weight: 1000 tonnes
Length: 35.00 m
Width: 14.00 m
Height: 11.00 m
Crew: 20+, possibly as many as 41

Armor
 150 - 360 mm
Primary
armament 2x 280 mm 54.5 SK C/34
Secondary
armament 1x 128 mm KwK 44 L/55
8x 20 mm Flak38
2x 15 mm MG 151/15
Engine 8x Daimler-Benz MB501 20-cylinder marine diesel engines
or 2x MAN V12Z32/44 24-cylinder marine diesel engines
16,000 or 17,000 hp (13,000 kW)
Operational
range Approximately 120 miles (190 km)
Speed 40 km/h


This post is a joke....lol...would be nice if it was really built though!!!!



Go ahead..................camp my spawn!  :devil
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: slimmer on January 24, 2010, 05:45:57 AM
 :uhoh
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 24, 2010, 08:15:06 AM
LOL can you imagine getting to town about 1k away and just baking it with those 8 inch guns????? cant forget the 8 20mm guns and the forward 5 inch gun!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: Boozeman on January 24, 2010, 08:53:39 AM
LOL can you imagine getting to town about 1k away and just baking it with those 8 inch guns????? cant forget the 8 20mm guns and the forward 5 inch gun!

11 inch.
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 24, 2010, 09:04:36 AM
280mm.....cc 11inches.....Wow that would be crazy!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: thndregg on January 24, 2010, 09:10:03 AM
We'll look for it. ;)

(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/205/squadnight.jpg)
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 24, 2010, 09:12:56 AM
lol....That mayyy be enough......1ton vehicle may take a lot of bombs!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: Karnak on January 24, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
A single 4000lb 'cookie' or 1800kg bomb would blow it apart though.
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: waystin2 on January 24, 2010, 01:08:51 PM
What say we start the perking at, oh...a gazillion? :x
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jay on January 25, 2010, 05:08:13 PM
A single 4000lb 'cookie' or 1800kg bomb would blow it apart though.

cant forget them flak guns on the top  :noid
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 25, 2010, 05:26:23 PM
cc.....Can you imagine. if you joined someone as a gunner in that thing??? How many kills you'd have?!?!?!    :x
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: allaire on January 25, 2010, 05:28:14 PM
Hell there were plans for an even larger one.

The Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster was designed as a mobile platform for the Schwerer Gustav.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster)
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: RaptorL on January 25, 2010, 05:33:52 PM
Them Nazi's are crazy. And I LIKE IT. lol
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 25, 2010, 05:46:50 PM
Hell there were plans for an even larger one.

The Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster was designed as a mobile platform for the Schwerer Gustav.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster)



Yea i saw that, but i didnt think it was as good as the P.1000, Speed wise and manuverability wise. Do you realize how long it would take to reload that 800mm shell?!?!?!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jay on January 25, 2010, 06:29:40 PM
Hell there were plans for an even larger one.

The Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster was designed as a mobile platform for the Schwerer Gustav.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster)


to protect just the rail gun-

2 Flak battalions to protect the gun from air attack

Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: mbailey on January 25, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
I see it now

System: DR7 landed 78,972 kills in a P.1000   :D

<S>

Mbailey
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 25, 2010, 08:53:51 PM
I see it now

System: DR7 landed 78,972 kills in a P.1000   :D

<S>

Mbailey



Perk it to 1,000,000 only for DR7 then........ :lol
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: kilo2 on January 25, 2010, 10:20:37 PM
GV Death Star.  :x
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: Plawranc on January 26, 2010, 11:50:03 PM
WOAH, I WOULD GV JUST FOR THAT!!!!!!

Woah Thundregg THAT is a nice formation  :salute
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: hibbie2 on January 27, 2010, 12:24:25 AM
A tree would still stop it lol  :lol
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 27, 2010, 06:36:36 AM
A tree would still stop it lol  :lol


HAHAHA
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: RaptorL on January 27, 2010, 07:05:45 AM
Tank comander: What did we hit Now?!
Private: Another sapling sir.
Tank Comander: AGAIN?! Ocmon
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: Chalenge on January 27, 2010, 11:32:07 PM
A bamboo twig on the ground would be that things achilles heel and the fifty guys it takes to run it... awful hearing all those screams.
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: Killer91 on January 28, 2010, 10:27:47 PM
LOL now that would be the best thing they ever added! Would be an absolute blast to drive haha  :x

Can you imagine someone flying out to a spawn and finding that thing.  :uhoh

But you know if we get this we have to have the nuke to  :devil
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: AApache on January 29, 2010, 06:48:40 AM
I would spend every perc I had to operate the Landkreuzer !!!!
Title: Re: Landkreuzer P.1000
Post by: jolly22 on January 29, 2010, 07:15:42 AM
HTC......special convention idea???


;) :aok