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Title: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: ebfd11 on February 01, 2010, 01:05:21 PM
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary!

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: JunkyII on February 01, 2010, 01:08:51 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl I like 6 the best :devil :salute
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Strip on February 01, 2010, 01:20:01 PM
If I ever get pulled over and asked, "Do you have a license to speed?" I am going to give him my NHRA competition license and say, "Yes sir, I do!"

 :D

Strip
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: trax1 on February 01, 2010, 01:35:28 PM
Never been stooped before.
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: rabbidrabbit on February 01, 2010, 01:45:19 PM
Never been stooped before.

well, try saying something on that list then!
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Stoliman on February 01, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
A Chris Rock classic, but NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: trax1 on February 01, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
well, try saying something on that list then!
I guess you didn't get it.
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Selino631 on February 01, 2010, 02:36:16 PM
21: When a cop pulls you over and askes for your License and Registration-

You dont need to see my License and Registration."
(http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/07/jedi-mind-trick.jpg)
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: JunkyII on February 01, 2010, 02:43:27 PM
I guess you didn't get it.
I think he did...... :bolt:
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: CAP1 on February 01, 2010, 02:59:55 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl I like 6 the best :devil :salute


+1

i'm gonna hafta try that one.  :rofl :noid :bolt:
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: CAP1 on February 01, 2010, 03:00:53 PM
Never been stooped before.

no one's ever stooped me either.  :neener:
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: 2ADoc on February 01, 2010, 03:35:09 PM
I got stopped one time, I was in a suped-up El Camino doing 95 thru the King Ranch, when the cop pulled up behind me he asked me if I had a pilots license, because I was flying.  I replied as a matter of fact I do officer and pulled it out of my wallet, and showed it to him.  I got off with a warning.  The only problem was, it was just my luck but, he lived 3 houses from my parents.  He told them, and I would have rather had the ticket, and the jail time.  They took my car away from me for 2 weeks, but I still got to fly.
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Flench on February 01, 2010, 03:53:06 PM
I like  16. (I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.)  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: ink on February 01, 2010, 04:27:44 PM
the funniest thing that has ever happened to me, Driving my Dodge Challenger with a suspended licence...

cop asked for Licence and registration,

(this is the truth) I say to him..."well I got Good news and bad news...Bad news is, my licence is suspended, the Good news is I got Bail money :rofl
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Tec on February 01, 2010, 04:30:05 PM
You dont need to see my License and Registration."
(http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/07/jedi-mind-trick.jpg)
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My license man, isn't it back there, on the bumper?
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Cthulhu on February 01, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
True Story:

Got stopped for doing 68 in a 60 zone on the Interstate (in TEXAS for crying out load  :mad:) by a female cop. I'd been driving behind her for a while and was stunned when she pulled me over because traffic had actually been passing both of us the whole time. Anyway, she tells me she paced me doing 68 and I started laughing. She asked me what was so funny and without thinking I blurted out

"I didn't know Barney Fife had a sister"

She tried really hard to play the hard-ass cop, but she just couldn't keep from laughing.  :D

Still got a ticket though

Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: Flench on February 01, 2010, 06:10:14 PM
Oh , Oh , I got one , but officer I am driving a Toyota and the gas peddle stuck , lol .
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: bagrat on February 02, 2010, 03:20:43 AM
I got stopped one time, I was in a suped-up El Camino doing 95 thru the King Ranch, when the cop pulled up behind me he asked me if I had a pilots license, because I was flying.  I replied as a matter of fact I do officer and pulled it out of my wallet, and showed it to him.  I got off with a warning.  The only problem was, it was just my luck but, he lived 3 houses from my parents.  He told them, and I would have rather had the ticket, and the jail time.  They took my car away from me for 2 weeks, but I still got to fly.

huh kinda the same thing happened to me except instead of 95 it was 80 an instead of a pilot license i showed em my student medical certicifate, an instead of him sayin "ur flyin" he said "well ur not flyin today"  and i got a ticket.
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: crazyivan on February 02, 2010, 02:43:54 PM
I'd like to see #14 on the  Dunkin Donuts sign if only for April fool's. :D

I'm sure I've tried the, theres no one else around  before.  DOH!
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 02, 2010, 05:43:43 PM
My favorite was one a old friend of mine said when he was given a field sobriety test.

"I cant do that when I'm sober."
Title: Re: What not to say when you get stooped....
Post by: jay on February 02, 2010, 05:53:24 PM
went to a krispy kreme to get a box of donuts and on the way home cop pulled us over cause speeding 65 in a 55 zone and the person drivin litterally stuck a donut out the window and offered it to him     :aok