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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Hangtime on July 10, 2001, 08:44:00 PM
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Just a few. Bear with me.
If a LW pilot was in the middle of the woods speaking on FW uberness, and there was no allied pilot to hear him; would he still be wrong?
If a LW pilot with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do the FDB's lock the bathroom in the squad hut? Are they afraid mrfishy will clean it?
Is it true the LW won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If one LW synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
If the Gestapo arrested a LW Mime would they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you spin an oriental pilot in circles does he become disoriented?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Thanks. :)
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Who cares? The LW are just a bunch of leather wearing bathhouse lingering pansies that enjoy the company of straight men.... so they can convert them to their prissy/sissy ways.
:D
-SW
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If an LW pilot said you had a nice bellybutton , would you hold it against him :eek:
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LW pilot on the way to the Rumble:
"Where are we going?? And what's with this hand basket??"
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If a LW pilot was in the middle of the woods speaking on FW uberness, and there was no allied pilot to hear him; would he still be wrong?
Yes
If a LW pilot with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
No
Why do the FDB's lock the bathroom in the squad hut? Are they afraid mrfishy will clean it?
Privacy
Is it true the LW won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No
If one LW synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
Yes
If the Gestapo arrested a LW Mime would they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Yes
If you spin an oriental pilot in circles does he become disoriented?
Yes
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
???
AKDejaVu
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If a LW pilot was in the middle of the woods speaking on FW uberness, and there was no allied pilot to hear him; would he still be wrong?
This would never happen. LW pilots can't stand to listen to themselves just as much as allied pilots can't stand to listen to them.
If a LW pilot with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Yes.. and hostage negotiations would consist of "Go ahead... I dare you!"
Why do the FDB's lock the bathroom in the squad hut?
Because there's 2 or more of them in it.
Is it true the LW won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Its true they won't eat clowns... but its because the paint rubs off all over their mouth.
If one LW synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
Its tough to tell with just one sampling. We're gonna need to see several occurances before drawing any conclusions.
If the Gestapo arrested a LW Mime would they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Its difficult to tell he's a mime if he's unconscious.
If you spin an oriental pilot in circles does he become disoriented?
Not unless you try to stop him from spinning.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
:p
AKDejaVu
[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]
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When the LW gets hemorrhoids why do they call them 'hemorrhoids' instead of "assteroids"??
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When the LW gets hemorrhoids why do they call them 'hemorrhoids' instead of "assteroids"??
Cause some little pimply nosed kid would come along pop a quarter in his mouth and try to use his joystick to shoot them into little pieces and avoid the "spaceships" coming from the blackhole.
;D
S!
Rocket
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
If a LW pilot was in the middle of the woods speaking on FW uberness, and there was no allied pilot to hear him; would he still be wrong?
Always.
Originally posted by Hangtime:
If a LW pilot with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If it's RAM, or one of his multiple personalities, I'd hand him a bigger gun.
-SW
[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]