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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Skuzzy on February 09, 2010, 06:02:10 AM
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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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I think sensitive is about to start when you see all the stuff on BBS today.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Funny stuff Skuzzy. Better than one particular thread that is popping up all over the boards.
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I think sensitive is about to start when you see all the stuff on BBS today.
Spammers are just a nuisance to deal with. Like gum stuck to the bottom of your shoes. Forum regulars who ignore our posting rules are far more bothersome.
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:rofl you better keep your day job. that joke sucks! :lol
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I liked it..hehe..oh, and again, sorry for your Uncle Cooter there uptown :)
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:rofl :rofl That a good one! :aok
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Score one for Skuzzy !! :cheers:
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I liked it..hehe..oh, and again, sorry for your Uncle Cooter there uptown :)
haha thats funny. Cooter lived in a van down by the lake at the end of the river.
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:rofl
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I liked it..hehe..oh, and again, sorry for your Uncle Cooter there uptown :)
it's all good. atleast i got a case of Bud out of the deal :rock (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Drinking.gif)
Ok, here's a real joke. Two blondes are standing in the middle of a field auguring...those are rabbit tracks! No those are deer tracks! No, those are rabbit...Splat! The train hits them both! :D
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it's all good. atleast i got a case of Bud out of the deal :rock (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Drinking.gif)
Ok, here's a real joke
Ok a civil engineer student is studying in lab and his friend runs in and says "you won't believe what just happened!!"
"I was walking to class and this gorgeous girl rides up on her bike, takes off all her clothes, and says take whatever you want!!"
The friend says, "well, what did you do?"
The first one says "I took the bike of course"
THe friend says "good choice, the clothes wouldn't have fit you"
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OK. I think making fun of the departed is a bit cold no?
I got this email from a bud of mine and maybe it can help the lot of you
shed some remorse for your jokes and quips.
"As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at
a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service
was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky backcountry.
As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost. Being a typical man, I didn't ask for
directions. I finally arrived an hour late, and saw the funeral director was already
gone, and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew
left, and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave
and looked down. The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do,
so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my
heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played
before for this homeless man. As I played Amazing Grace, the workers began to weep.
They wept, I wept, we all wept together. Crying or Very sad
When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head
hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers
say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before, and I've been putting
in septic tanks for twenty years."
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Great Setup!!
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Spammers are just a nuisance to deal with. Like gum stuck to the bottom of your shoes. Forum regulars who ignore our posting rules are far more bothersome.
Like stepping in something else?
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Geez Westy...had me going all the way on that one!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl
I gotta quit reading these jokes at the office...boss is giving me the hairy eyeball...and I'm not talking about the beer. :frown: