Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Reschke on February 11, 2010, 08:08:18 AM
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Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds, they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhart Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. :D
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:lol
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really looking forward to nascar this year, cant wait to see how Danica does :x
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She raced in the ARCA race last weekend, she finished 6th.
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She raced in the ARCA race last weekend, she finished 6th.
That's not the whole story... Near the end of the race, she got jammed in a corner with nowhere to go but the infield, so she spun through the grass and ended up back near 24th, with maybe a dozen or so laps to go. Then she finished 6th... Great demonstration of skill and poise after getting bumped around and spinning near the end of the race, to pass so many people and finish as high as she did.