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Title: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Clone155 on March 09, 2010, 08:59:17 PM
After thinking this over, I am curious who would win in a fight between the Starship Troopers warrior bug and an ALIEN warrior, what do you guys think? Even though the ALIEN has acid blood, the warrior bug is probably twice as big and has many lethal looking weapons to use.

Warrior bug (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff116/clone155/NEWS_0104_TIME_timeslipbug.jpg)

ALIEN warrior (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff116/clone155/alien_warrior1.jpg)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: caldera on March 09, 2010, 09:07:45 PM
M.A.D.  The bug would quickly dice up the xenomorph but would melt in the process.  Looks like a draw.

How about Mecha-Streisand vs Rosie O'Donnel?
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: vonKrimm on March 09, 2010, 10:14:33 PM
bugs relay on bish horde tactics; a single bug is no match for the alien as the alien uses superior Rook ACM-ish tactics to overcome the predictable HO attempt of the bug.
 :neener:
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 1pLUs44 on March 09, 2010, 10:15:07 PM
Fight to death between Al Gore and Man-Bear-Pig? Now that'd be a good one!  :rock
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: maddafinga on March 09, 2010, 10:16:48 PM
M.A.D.  The bug would quickly dice up the xenomorph but would melt in the process.  Looks like a draw.

How about Mecha-Streisand vs Rosie O'Donnel?

Well the bugs weren't all that tough individually, they relied on numbers.  One on one, the xenomorph may get the bug with its tail, hard to say.   If the bug had full strength of numbers, that's no contest at all then.

Caldera, what you need is an ultra Robert Smith, he'll take care of the Mehcha Streisand and the Rosie.

Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Saxman on March 09, 2010, 10:23:40 PM
I vote C:

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/8/8f/Combine_strider_standing.jpg)

:D
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Raptor on March 09, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
After thinking this over, I am curious who would win in a fight between the Starship Troopers warrior bug and an ALIEN warrior, what do you guys think? Even though the ALIEN has acid blood, the warrior bug is probably twice as big and has many lethal looking weapons to use.

Warrior bug (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff116/clone155/NEWS_0104_TIME_timeslipbug.jpg)

ALIEN warrior (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff116/clone155/alien_warrior1.jpg)
A Warrior Bug Alien easily defeats a Warrior Bug, end of discussion
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: vonKrimm on March 09, 2010, 10:44:17 PM
I vote C:

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/8/8f/Combine_strider_standing.jpg)

:D

Has it gotten its flu vaccine?  Both kinds?  If not...achoo!
 :devil
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: bcadoo on March 09, 2010, 11:08:25 PM
It would depend on what the ENY was... :airplane:
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Saxman on March 09, 2010, 11:09:39 PM
Actually, I gotta say that as much as I hated dealing with Striders, these little bastages were even WORSE:

(http://www.the-dragons-abyss.co.uk/Images/Half-Life%202/Combine/Combine%2011.jpg)

At least when you ran into Striders you generally had a crate with an endless supply of RPGs stashed away somewhere.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: SIK1 on March 09, 2010, 11:15:45 PM
Chuck Norris
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 76646 on March 09, 2010, 11:33:02 PM
Me. I'll bite their face off.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Plawranc on March 10, 2010, 12:00:53 AM
I vote Humanity.

(https://jspivey.wikispaces.com/file/view/2007.08.17icbm.JPG/34489797/2007.08.17icbm.JPG)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: DaCoon on March 10, 2010, 06:15:21 AM
When you consider that the Aliens can breed and spawn numbers only limited by the number of humans available, I'm gonna say the Alien.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Ghosth on March 10, 2010, 07:04:39 AM
If an alien was stupid enough to land on a "bug" planet, it would be swarmed until there was only a slimy spot on the ground left.


Single one on one, hard to say, would depend on if the bug had access to the hive mind.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Russian on March 10, 2010, 07:30:49 AM
If an alien was stupid enough to land on a "bug" planet, it would be swarmed until there was only a slimy spot on the ground left.


Single one on one, hard to say, would depend on if the bug had access to the hive mind.

Alien would 'capture' and infect though growing into alien swarm and taking over planet.   :devil
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Reschke on March 10, 2010, 07:58:11 AM
Chuck Norris kicks all of them in the teeth and wins.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: caldera on March 10, 2010, 09:18:37 AM
Well the bugs weren't all that tough individually, they relied on numbers.  One on one, the xenomorph may get the bug with its tail, hard to say.   If the bug had full strength of numbers, that's no contest at all then.

Caldera, what you need is an ultra Robert Smith, he'll take care of the Mehcha Streisand and the Rosie.




"If you blow off a limb, it's still 86% combat effective." - Doogie Howser.

Those bugs attacked like a banzai charge.  Took a hell of a lot of damage and still kept coming. 
Compare that to the xenos getting mowed down by similar weapons.  Still, the acid would be the bug's undoing.

Ultra Robert Smith.  :lol
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 68ZooM on March 10, 2010, 09:52:06 AM
i see no Option C

Chuck Norris
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: ebfd11 on March 10, 2010, 10:14:19 AM
I vote D


(http://www3.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/a1a0880faf244b4744ad1c583b6567706g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=zj1n5uwnomm&thumb=4)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Denholm on March 10, 2010, 03:29:32 PM
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2756/chuckapproval.gif)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Clone155 on March 10, 2010, 04:18:08 PM
Well the bugs weren't all that tough individually, they relied on numbers.  One on one, the xenomorph may get the bug with its tail, hard to say.   If the bug had full strength of numbers, that's no contest at all then.


The ALIENS don't work alone either
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Penguin on March 10, 2010, 07:13:07 PM
Well here's what I see:

Alien:
Attacks: Bite, slice with tail
Ability: If bitten, acid blood burns enemy

Bug:
Attacks: Stab with leg, bite
Ability: Take lots of hits

The Alien can hurt the bug, the bug can kill the alien.

-Penguin
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Fulmar on March 11, 2010, 12:11:32 AM
(http://novemlife.com/wp-content/uploads/look_hurricane_2.jpg)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: AKKuya on March 11, 2010, 03:06:28 PM
On a one on one fight to the death, the Alien creature would win because it's ability to coil up into a fetal position allowing the exospinal armor protection and the collapsing of limbs and torso to repel any attacks.  From the fetal position the Arachnid would only be able to kick the Alien around like a soccer ball.  Once the Alien found itself underneath the Arachnid, the Alien would propel itself straight upwards and use the inner telescoping jaws to rip into the Arachnid's central body cavity.  The Arachnid would try to back away from the Alien allowing the Alien to use the tail as a cleaver through the Arachnid's multipile legs.

Once the Arachnid was totally defenseless, the Alien would drag it to the nest and let the face huggers impregnate the Arachnid.  Many hours later after gestation, a new breed of Alien hybrid would emerge.  The Octo-Alien.

As much as they are the toughest of science fiction killer creatures.  They still don't hold a candle when compared to the true Top Dog of this genre.  Spaceballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Oh my, what's that crawling out of that nose?  Good lord, it's Spaceballs.  There goes the planet. (said in a british accent)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 68ZooM on March 11, 2010, 03:59:24 PM
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/8de6c_chuck-norris-evolution.jpg)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: ebfd11 on March 11, 2010, 05:31:23 PM
I think some people have too much time on their hands.... LOL
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Clone155 on March 11, 2010, 10:02:09 PM
On a one on one fight to the death, the Alien creature would win because it's ability to coil up into a fetal position allowing the exospinal armor protection and the collapsing of limbs and torso to repel any attacks.  From the fetal position the Arachnid would only be able to kick the Alien around like a soccer ball.  Once the Alien found itself underneath the Arachnid, the Alien would propel itself straight upwards and use the inner telescoping jaws to rip into the Arachnid's central body cavity.  The Arachnid would try to back away from the Alien allowing the Alien to use the tail as a cleaver through the Arachnid's multipile legs.


Never heard of the Alien curling up like that for defense, was it in the movies? And even if it could do that I think the bug could still spear it with it's sharp claws or even crush it with its massive jaws.

Well here's what I see:

Alien:
Attacks: Bite, slice with tail
Ability: If bitten, acid blood burns enemy

Bug:
Attacks: Stab with leg, bite
Ability: Take lots of hits

The Alien can hurt the bug, the bug can kill the alien.

-Penguin


What if the alien gets on the bug and hacks away? The bug is massive compared to the Alien, and the Alien can use that to his advantage.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: maddafinga on March 12, 2010, 01:05:26 AM
Or what about the fire spewing tank bugs?  I think that would own the hell out of the xenomorph.

Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: cobia38 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:44 AM
Or what about the fire spewing tank bugs?  I think that would own the hell out of the xenomorph.



   the bug that shoots plasma balls from its turdcutter pawns that one  :D
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: AKKuya on March 12, 2010, 09:25:21 AM
Never heard of the Alien curling up like that for defense, was it in the movies? And even if it could do that I think the bug could still spear it with it's sharp claws or even crush it with its massive jaws.

What if the alien gets on the bug and hacks away? The bug is massive compared to the Alien, and the Alien can use that to his advantage.

Watch the footage from Aliens when the Colonial Marines enter the stairwell area of the terraforming plant.  The aliens had to uncoil from their sleeping/possum places to attack the marines.  I think there was a scene in the first Aliens vs. predator movie that showed an alien doing the roly poly maneuver.  It's been awhile since I've seen it.

This type of face-off is akin between the T-Rex and the Tricerytops.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Kazaa on March 12, 2010, 09:38:06 AM
1v1.

Alien of course.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: caldera on March 12, 2010, 01:51:25 PM
How about a fight between the Gremlins and the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/gremlin.jpg)  (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg)

Maximum carnage!  :O
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 68ZooM on March 12, 2010, 03:58:57 PM
Caldera a flamethrower would turn marshmallow man into a smor'e  lol anyone got chocolate and graham crackers?
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: maddafinga on March 12, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
How about a fight between the Gremlins and the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/gremlin.jpg)  (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg)

Maximum carnage!  :O

Well didn't the marshmallow man come out after midnight in the first place??  Man that's a recipe for a disaster.

Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: minke on March 12, 2010, 05:46:16 PM
bug would rip alien to pieces, get drenched in acid and die too. I'd be the predator that threw his disc to finish em off, de-cloak, harvest the trophies and fly home to take the credit.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Clone155 on March 12, 2010, 11:25:01 PM
Watch the footage from Aliens when the Colonial Marines enter the stairwell area of the terraforming plant.  The aliens had to uncoil from their sleeping/possum places to attack the marines.  I think there was a scene in the first Aliens vs. predator movie that showed an alien doing the roly poly maneuver.  It's been awhile since I've seen it.

This type of face-off is akin between the T-Rex and the Tricerytops.

Yes but he said that the alien was invincible once curled up, is that true?
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: AKKuya on March 13, 2010, 11:45:48 AM
Yes but he said that the alien was invincible once curled up, is that true?

The alien is not invincible.  But, it has tremendous defensive capabilities.  What a very daring cinemaphotographer should do is film a documentary titled "A Year in the Life of the Xenomorph".  This fact finding mission would document the truth of the xenomorph and quell any misunderstandings.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Fulmar on March 13, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
The alien is not invincible.  But, it has tremendous defensive capabilities.  What a very daring cinemaphotographer should do is film a documentary titled "A Year in the Life of the Xenomorph".  This fact finding mission would document the truth of the xenomorph and quell any misunderstandings.

Oh, hey.

(http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/912-trapped_in_the_closet/05secret_scientologist_xenu_story05.jpg)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Plazus on March 13, 2010, 04:01:58 PM
I cast my vote towards the alien.

(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx98/KAMAKAZIxKILLER/aliens_vs_predator_2_x.jpg)

I mean, come on, its a creature designed to kill!
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 321BAR on March 13, 2010, 04:43:56 PM
Chuck Norris kicks all of them in the teeth and wins.
who says he needs to kick them? :D he just has to stare at the alien and the bug with his lazer vision and they will both blow up
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Reschke on March 13, 2010, 08:02:41 PM
who says he needs to kick them? :D he just has to stare at the alien and the bug with his lazer vision and they will both blow up

That too. CHUCK NORRIS IN A LANDSLIDE...HUMAN BEINGS LED BY CHUCK WIN AGAIN!!!!!
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Penguin on March 13, 2010, 08:05:12 PM
I'll hate myself for this but...

Chuck Norris FTW!

-Penguin
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Anodizer on March 13, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
(http://dunningrb.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/godzilla_560b.jpg)
Pwns all....

Godzilla's internal temperature is higher than any life-form can withstand.  So, if it happens to get impregnated, the embryo
will pretty much die anyway..  Otherwise, Godzilla's DNA based regenerative powers allow him to heal from any injury, much like Wolverine..
You cut off an arm, it grows back..  You spray acid in an eye and make it otherwise useless, it regenerates to its original form..
How many ways have they tried to kill Godzilla now? 

As far as the insectoids from Star Ship Troopers: One sweep of Godzilla's super heated atomic breath would pretty much
handle a multitude of them in a few seconds..  Plus, Godzilla is pretty fast when he/she(Godzilla is a hermaphrodite) wants to be..  I bet he could dodge those plasma fireballs shooting from the "bugs" anoos :devil.  Not to mention, Godzilla's hide is nearly impenetrable by conventional means, especially heat(He lived in a freakin' volcano for a few years, for Pete's sake!)

Am I a gEEK?  Absolutely..  Are my kids gonna be gEEks?  I hope so..   :rock
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: caldera on March 13, 2010, 09:14:23 PM
What would happen if Ultraman fought Godzilla? 
Ultraman always beat those giant monsters, even when the zipper in his suit wasn't all the way up.   :)

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/Ultraman2-721261.jpg)

What a conundrum.
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: 321BAR on March 14, 2010, 10:50:15 AM
What would happen if Ultraman fought Godzilla? 
Ultraman always beat those giant monsters, even when the zipper in his suit wasn't all the way up.   :)

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/Ultraman2-721261.jpg)

What a conundrum.
but yet again of course chuck norris would come and slap them both with his chin of steel and launch them to mars! :aok
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/imprtracr2005/ChuckNorris.jpg)
Title: Re: In a fight to the death, who would win?
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 15, 2010, 12:09:44 AM
No contest.

Anything envisioned and designed by HR Giger is automatically atop the theoretical ET v. ET food chain.