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Title: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 15, 2010, 07:52:14 PM: I'm wondering how many of you hot shot WWI pilots have actually taken a moment to carefully learn about your new gauges in the F.2B cockpit....

Do you know how to read the Moron Alert Level gauge?

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/gianlupo/ahss27.jpg)

Had you any idea of how handy can be to know the Superfly temperature while in a close fight?

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/gianlupo/ahss26.jpg)

And then there's the G-something Goof Gauge... I can't read it really well

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/gianlupo/ahss28.jpg)

Thanks HTC staff for putting some humour back in the game! :)
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Spikes on March 15, 2010, 07:59:25 PM: LOL! Only spent a short while in those planes, but that's pretty funny!
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: FireDrgn on March 15, 2010, 08:26:16 PM: Well since your the closest to the gauge. :rofl :devil :bolt:
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Agent360 on March 15, 2010, 08:43:34 PM: LOLOL...way to go.

I knew there some "easter eggs" in here somewhere. I have been looking around on the ground trying to spot "squirrles" and such.

sneaky..sneaky :aok
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: grizz441 on March 15, 2010, 11:43:52 PM: Insert <That's not historically accurate whine here> :D

I kid I kid.
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: boxboy28 on March 16, 2010, 12:03:32 AM: HEY now ...... Gianlupo and I finally can read these damn things and he is right! :rock i bet agents guages in red lining!
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: CptTrips on March 16, 2010, 12:26:26 AM: I need one of those to keep at work.

Right next to my "That was easy" button.

:lol,
Wab
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Tarstar on March 16, 2010, 12:34:44 AM: To funny! Searching for more.. :rofl
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: lengro on March 16, 2010, 02:32:50 AM: :lol Gian - nice find!
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 16, 2010, 02:42:18 AM: Quote from: lengro on March 16, 2010, 02:32:50 AM
:lol Gian - nice find!

Eheheh, without that gauge bug Boxboy was talking about, I'd never found it: after patching I tried all the WWI planes to verify everything was alright, and when it came to F.2B, the last one checked and the one with more gauges around, I was like "what are these others for?" Zoomed all the way in, turned mouse view on and... lo and behold! :lol
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Post by: 007Rusty on March 16, 2010, 06:38:08 AM: :rofl nice find :aok
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: lagger86 on March 16, 2010, 11:34:12 AM: They need to add a big red panic button for times when you can't shake a bandit.
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: gpwurzel on March 16, 2010, 12:15:42 PM: Ah ha, that explains it, every time I sit in the F2B, I get pw'd instantly, must be that gauge spinning until it bursts and hits me lol.....
:D ;) :D

Wurzel
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: chewiex on March 16, 2010, 08:13:40 PM: Just out of curiosity, the two big gauges in the middle, RPM and Airspeed ( I think), are they historically supposed to be side ways? :headscratch:
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: kingcobradude on March 16, 2010, 08:28:06 PM: that moron alert is certainly got to be off the charts with some pilots
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Meatwad on March 16, 2010, 09:30:52 PM: Quote from: lagger86 on March 16, 2010, 11:34:12 AM
They need to add a big red panic button for times when you can't shake a bandit.

Or a big "Dont panic" sign/book
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Sonicblu on March 16, 2010, 11:02:26 PM: Only thing I noticed was that the to main gauges where on there side. I just figured thats the way they are supposed to be.

Didnt really think much of it.
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 17, 2010, 06:54:45 AM: Quote from: lagger86 on March 16, 2010, 11:34:12 AM
They need to add a big red panic button for times when you can't shake a bandit.

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/gianlupo/Panicbutton.jpg)
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Post by: Dragon on March 17, 2010, 07:10:03 AM: :rofl That's great :rofl
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: 68ZooM on March 17, 2010, 10:11:52 AM: Quote from: Gianlupo on March 17, 2010, 06:54:45 AM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/gianlupo/Panicbutton.jpg)

hehe he even copyrighted it lol
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 17, 2010, 11:33:50 AM: Quote from: 68ZooM on March 17, 2010, 10:11:52 AM
hehe he even copyrighted it lol

Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)
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Post by: BowHTR on March 17, 2010, 08:10:18 PM: lol thats great
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: SHawk on March 18, 2010, 03:16:23 AM: Quote from: Gianlupo on March 17, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)

A Lawyer? OH Geez

If your in a Fox Hole with Osama Bin Laden, Hitler and a Lawyer and you have only 2 Bullets Left.
What do you do?

Shoot The Lawyer Twice! :aok
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 18, 2010, 09:28:38 AM: I assume that's why you always overdo when shooting me down! :P
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: SHawk on March 18, 2010, 10:13:22 AM: Quote from: Gianlupo on March 18, 2010, 09:28:38 AM
I assume that's why you always overdo when shooting me down! :P

Oh yeah! Gotta make sure! :aok
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Bear76 on March 18, 2010, 12:25:31 PM: Quote from: Gianlupo on March 17, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)
Oh Lord, a lawyer. :D
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: Dadsguns on March 21, 2010, 09:28:00 AM: Quote from: Gianlupo on March 15, 2010, 07:52:14 PM

Do you know how to read the Moron Alert Level gauge?

The fascinating thing about your gauge, its actually registering something........ :rofl
Title: Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
Post by: mechanic on March 21, 2010, 09:32:40 AM: I think Beefcake told me it had something to do with morns sitting level on your six and in range of your tail gun....not sure though :D