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Title: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 23, 2010, 03:58:44 PM
by populer request, here it is.http://www.mediafire.com/?4mdoy2zmywy (http://www.mediafire.com/?4mdoy2zmywy)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: fudgums on March 23, 2010, 05:07:34 PM
  :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on March 23, 2010, 05:13:15 PM
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/rodney-dangerfield.jpg)Why are you jerking the plane everywhere? I went crosseyed during the Typhoon flight.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 23, 2010, 05:16:05 PM
(http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv23/Jayhawk1/yesu.gif)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: ink on March 23, 2010, 05:17:38 PM
you do realize it is very bad form to HO on first merge right?

I guess not...

I will give you a bit of constructive criticism, You need to keep your eye on the nme, and DON'T HO on first merge.

although many people feel a HO merge at any point is bad form.

good luck in your AH endeavors  
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: crazierthanu on March 23, 2010, 05:21:51 PM
Watching that really made my day.  :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: SPKmes on March 23, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
Well looking at that, your post in the O'club was a little ....a lot.....weird in the way it was.....

For a couple of pointers if you are at all interested...I did notice AKAK offering some advice.....and he kicks me about the arena a lot but..these are a couple of staples that you need to know and work on from the start.

1 learn to keep an eye on the con...you were often flying blind and had only a generalized idea of where he was...with guys like this...well actually all for that matter, keeping your eye on the prize is the most important thing.

2 don't head on every time...you blew it on every occasion because you pushed to get that shot...AKAK knew what you were up to and forced you to over exert yourself knowing that by the time you recovered he would be in a position that you had no escape from.

3 listen and know your plane...don't keep chopping and changing...pick a plane a learn it...3-4 tours solid...if you die and you will a lot in the beginning just keep upping it....before long you will have a good understanding on how much you can push it...this is where the advice of the stall buffer AKAK was explaining to you comes into play...riding the buffer ...knowing when you are about to lose it and when you are able to push a bit more.


As a side note...you need to cool down and understand that this game is not one that you can get instant gratification from....there is no easy mode....there are no power ups...there are guys here who have been about since the invention of the wheel and it shows in the way they push these pixels about....they didn't get to this standard in the two week trial.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 23, 2010, 05:49:51 PM
Ok, my advice.

The most important thing I think you need to learn, for this game and for life, is to say "I'm wrong."

You are so convinced that it isn't your fault that you can muster up an excuse for everything instead of admitting that those other people around you may know more about this than you.  Take a big ole' bite of humble pie and take the opportunity to learn from guys like AckAck, Krusty, VonMessa.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on March 23, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
I think i'll quit pickin' at the kid. :) At least he has the balls to try to stand up for himself. We all knew he wouldn't stand a chance...like most of us :lol, He'll be alright I reckon.

The're been times in this game that we've all takin' beat downs. I'm sure AckAck has hundreds of times.  Some of us take them on a daily basis :furious (friggen Shawk)  :furious When you get sick of it enough and still want to play and be competitve at it, you HAVE to read, practice and train with folks that know how to do it. Beat downs are also a great training tool.

The way Cobra is jumping around, I'd say he's flying with the mouse. If that's the case he needs to go get a 20$ ST290 at Walmart and go from there. Read as many boring Techincal Support threads on this BBS as you can stand, and learn about sound/graphic settings and such. Read what more experienced players are saying about aircraft and styles of play.

This game takes time....and money. A 17 year old kid don't have much of any.  I didn't anyhow. 

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Messiah on March 23, 2010, 07:36:32 PM
Who's this ACKACK fella you speak of ?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 23, 2010, 07:41:10 PM
Who's this ACKACK fella you speak of ?

Some jerk that had the gall not to dump all of his ammo and for refusing not to shoot at kingcobradude.  Guys like him is what is ruining AH.


not ack-ack.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 23, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
This is AckAck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on March 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Banshee7 on March 23, 2010, 07:59:45 PM
This is AckAck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY)

 :rofl  You owe me a new monitor!  :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Spikes on March 23, 2010, 08:02:12 PM
Ackack is a cheating, lag switching, warping noob.  Or so someone says!

Damn that was funny as hell. TY kid for posting that, made my day.  

AckAck - a lot
Cobra - None

Also why do you constantly shut your engine off and play with throttle?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 23, 2010, 08:23:53 PM
This is AckAck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY)

LOL!  That video pretty much says it all.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 23, 2010, 09:44:02 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

High speed stalls!

Counting augers as kills!

You're right! You DID kill AckAck! Once! In a HO merge in a P38L, with him in a D.VIII!

Impressive, Sir! You have made my week!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: B4Buster on March 23, 2010, 09:49:39 PM
That's great entertainment.

AKAK: "Sure I'll dump my ammo, but it's gonna be into your plane"

sig material

now I ask if kingcobra is just a shade looking to stir people up?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Guppy35 on March 23, 2010, 10:46:09 PM
That's great entertainment.

AKAK: "Sure I'll dump my ammo, but it's gonna be into your plane"

sig material

now I ask if kingcobra is just a shade looking to stir people up?

No self respecting troll would or could let themselves look that bad.  That was downright painful to watch.  I couldn't make it past the rocket HO pass in the 38.  Your patience was admirable AKAK.  Didn't know you had it in ya :)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 01:32:04 AM
to the guy who sait I was using a mouse, I use a saitek X52
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: trotter on March 24, 2010, 02:58:55 AM
I couldn't make it past the second fight. When I saw that Typhie vs 38 merge.......geez. What's with the chopping throttle right before the merge? The HO'ing? The inexplicable stalls?

Well kudos for posting it at least. I don't know the drama behind all this but if you're willing to learn this game the right way, you're only going to get better from here, because you've obviously learned a lot of bad habits so far.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 03:04:49 AM
what am I supposed to do on first merge?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: gpwurzel on March 24, 2010, 03:11:44 AM
If I can make a suggestion Cobradude, go into the training arena, hook up with a trainer and take it from there. Initial merge, if you pull for a ho, you are giving up a lot to your opponent - you lose e if they offset it, which hands them directly an e advantage. From there, you'll find it difficult to regain the initiative.

Wurzel

*edit - there is no stigma to working with a trainer - they will help you get more from the game, quicker than you can figure things out for yourself. They'll help with your stick scaling (reduces the amount of bounce your seeing etc). They can take you through the language/skills of acm/bfm etc. Whilst you can learn at your own pace, using a trainers help for an hour or two, is invaluable and helps a lot*
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 24, 2010, 04:35:42 AM
what am I supposed to do on first merge?

Watch my films and see how I merged with you.  I also told you to go to netaces.org and read the write up on how to merge.  It's up to you now.  If you want to come away with something from this, watch my films of the duels and go to netaces.org and seek the help of a trainer. 

ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: VonMessa on March 24, 2010, 05:12:12 AM
I can't believe that went on for over an hour...............

 :noid
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: RTHolmes on March 24, 2010, 10:05:10 AM
the spit XIV HO/auger merge was my fav :D

this is good advice:

The most important thing I think you need to learn, for this game and for life, is to say "I'm wrong."

You are so convinced that it isn't your fault that you can muster up an excuse for everything instead of admitting that those other people around you may know more about this than you.  Take a big ole' bite of humble pie and take the opportunity to learn from guys like AckAck, Krusty, VonMessa.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kilo2 on March 24, 2010, 11:42:01 AM
what am I supposed to do on first merge?
Make a move that isn't a HO shot
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: B4Buster on March 24, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
No self respecting troll would or could let themselves look that bad.  That was downright painful to watch.  I couldn't make it past the rocket HO pass in the 38.  Your patience was admirable AKAK.  Didn't know you had it in ya :)

I agree, I thought he handled himself quite well up until Cobra HO'd his D7 (while flying a P-38). I can't say I blame him for roughing him up a bit then  :)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 24, 2010, 12:32:48 PM
I agree, I thought he handled himself quite well up until Cobra HO'd his D7 (while flying a P-38). I can't say I blame him for roughing him up a bit then  :)

Poke a bear one too many times with a stick and the bear is going to have some lunch.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: bravoa8 on March 24, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
This is AckAck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY)
:lol :lol :lol ouch
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 24, 2010, 01:13:00 PM
what am I supposed to do on first merge?

Don't shoot on that merge, get in a habit of not doing it, even in the MA.  Even if it works once in a while, you'll never improve as a pilot and guys will continue to outfly you.  By not putting yourself in a bad position you can start learning about ACMs that will be effective.

Read up on e-management (energy management) a little.  You continued cutting your throttle or engine then going into verticle where you would lose the little e you had and stall out.  Make sure you understand how the stall buzzer works.  Losing all that E, then stalling out, and falling to the ground is not effective ACM.

Someone else mentioned this, but pick a plane and fly it almost exclusively for a few tours.  Learn its stall speeds, what speed it will compress, etc, just learn the plane. 
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 24, 2010, 01:16:36 PM
what am I supposed to do on first merge?

Don't shoot on that merge, get in a habit of not doing it, even in the MA.  Even if it works once in a while, you'll never improve as a pilot and guys will continue to outfly you.  By not putting yourself in a bad position you can start learning about ACMs that will be effective.

Read up on e-management (energy management) a little.  You continued cutting your throttle or engine then going into verticle where you would lose the little e you had and stall out.  Make sure you understand how the stall buzzer works.  Losing all that E, then stalling out, and falling to the ground is not effective ACM.

Someone else mentioned this, but pick a plane and fly it almost exclusively for a few tours.  Learn its stall speeds, what speed it will compress, etc, just learn the plane.   
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: B4Buster on March 24, 2010, 04:46:00 PM
Poke a bear one too many times with a stick and the bear is going to have some lunch.


ack-ack

  nice, I'd say you had a beffet then.  :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 09:09:53 PM

*edit - there is no stigma to working with a trainer -
I have no idea what your definition of stigma is, but my definition of it makes it a good thing
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 24, 2010, 09:18:05 PM
I have no idea what your definition of stigma is, but my definition of it makes it a good thing

 :huh Dictionary man.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 09:19:04 PM
:huh Dictionary man.
do you want to know my definition?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 24, 2010, 09:23:35 PM
do you want to know my definition?

What your definition of "stigma" is, is irrelevant considering it already has an established definition.  For chits and giggles though, I would be interested in seeing what your definition is.  I'm sure we'll all get a good laugh out of it.

Quote
stig·ma   /ˈstɪgmə/  Show Spelled[stig-muh]  Show IPA
–noun,pluralstig·ma·ta  /ˈstɪgmətə, stɪgˈmɑtə, -ˈmætə/  Show Spelled[stig-muh-tuh, stig-mah-tuh, -mat-uh]  Show IPA, stig·mas.
1.a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one's reputation.

ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 09:30:14 PM
Stigma is a song by Chloë Agnew, one of the greatest singers around. Now dont make me post a video of this too
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
Stigma is a song by Chloë Agnew, one of the greatest singers around. Now dont make me post a video of this too

....I'm not sure if you could've come up with a more irrelevant tangent if you tried.... :confused:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: TequilaChaser on March 24, 2010, 09:49:04 PM
Stigma is a song by Chloë Agnew, one of the greatest singers around. Now dont make me post a video of this too

it's not "Stigma" it is "Sigma" .... her song that is

on her "Walking In The Air" Album

http://www.lyricszoo.com/chloe-agnew/sigma/
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: maddafinga on March 24, 2010, 09:49:24 PM
do you want to know my definition?

It doesn't matter in the least what your definition is man.

The definition is:
stig·ma
   /ˈstɪgmə/ Show Spelled[stig-muh] Show IPA
–noun,pluralstig·ma·ta  /ˈstɪgmətə, stɪgˈmɑtə, -ˈmætə/ Show Spelled[stig-muh-tuh, stig-mah-tuh, -mat-uh] Show IPA, stig·mas.
1.
a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one's reputation.


You don't just get to make up your own definitions of existing words and have them be legitimate, that's not how language works.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 09:51:59 PM
it's not "Stigma" it is "Sigma" .... her song that is

on her "Walking In The Air" Album

http://www.lyricszoo.com/chloe-agnew/sigma/
And some spell it stigma
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 09:53:36 PM
And some spell it stigma

And some take their own lives in a truck-stop restroom with a .45 Magnum. By that logic, you should do the same.  :)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 09:55:02 PM
And some take their own lives in a truck-stop restroom with a .45 Magnum. By that logic, you should do the same.  :)
they are on dope. no tope nessesary to spell
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on March 24, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
And some spell it wrong, like me

fixed
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: maddafinga on March 24, 2010, 09:56:54 PM
And some spell it stigma

Nope, that's now how spelling works either.  You don't just get to make up your own spellings for words or spell them however you personally like and expect to be able to communicate with anyone.  Sigma is a letter of the Greek alphabet.  You'll note that it's totally different than the word stigma.  

Instead of rocking back on your heels and trying to rationalize ways that you're not wrong in an off the cuff post, perhaps you could take a second, look something up and have some humility.  It's a big world out there, some people are just going to know more than you.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 09:58:41 PM
It's a big world out there, some people are just going to know more than you.

Some, in this case, being the VAST majority  :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: TequilaChaser on March 24, 2010, 09:59:44 PM
they are on dope. no tope nessesary to spell

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Conjunction.html


kingcobradude, your Elementary School  is back --------------------------> that way........  :cheers:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 10:00:35 PM
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Conjunction.html


kingcobradude, your Elementary School  is back --------------------------> that way........  :cheers:
Im in high school. my strong point is science and math, not language arts
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Im in high school. my strong point is science and math, not language arts
and I a mere freshman, but look how well I fare on this BBS.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: maddafinga on March 24, 2010, 10:07:33 PM
Im in high school. my strong point is science and math, not language arts

For science especially it's vitally important to be able to communicate precisely and comprehensibly.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 10:08:56 PM
they also invented spell check
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 24, 2010, 10:12:29 PM
Stigma is a song by Chloë Agnew, one of the greatest singers around. Now dont make me post a video of this too

I really don't know what to say, other than out of a million sperm the most stupid one won the race.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 10:13:24 PM
I really don't know what to say, other than out of a million sperm the most stupid one won the race.


ack-ack
what now akak
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: TequilaChaser on March 24, 2010, 10:15:42 PM
they also invented spell check


and lets not forget Calculators..... you young whippersnappers have it so easy these days.......... you even got the WWW to search for the correct answer.......... bet you can't even work a slide rule......... or even work math equations out on paper let alone work them out in your head with no use of any aid......  :old:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
and lets not forget Calculators..... you young whippersnappers have it so easy these days.......... you even got the WWW to search for the correct answer.......... bet you can't even work a slide rule......... or even work math equations out on paper let alone work them out in your head with no use of any aid......  :old:
actually my math teacher doesnt allow much use of the calculator
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: maddafinga on March 24, 2010, 10:17:00 PM
They also invented spell check.


Sentences begin with capital letters and end with punctuation marks.  Who is they? What does that sentence try to communicate?  

Read what I wrote about taking a minute and thinking man.  It only costs you a few seconds and makes communicating with and relating to people much, much easier.  Give it a shot.  Accept that you can be wrong, and that there's nothing wrong with that, because everyone is sometimes.  That's your first step to really growing up.  You'll be mature when you stop trying to show and prove how mature you are.  What you're doing now just makes you look ignorant and childish.  

Take a second and think, plan and review in  your head before you type, or speak for that matter.  It'll do you a world of good.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 24, 2010, 10:18:53 PM
And some spell it stigma

The only person I've ever seen spell "stigma" as "sigma" is you and we've already established you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Sigma is the 18th letter in the Greek alphabet. In Ancient Rome, a sigma was a semi-circular couch sometimes used at banquets instead of the triclinium.  Sigma is also used as a term in the scientific community and has nothing do to with what Stigma means.

ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
they also invented spell check


Sigh....it is a sad fact of life that Natarual Selection no longer favors the more intelligent to pass on their genes, but instead favors those whome breed like rabbits. What a pity, to think that we, the most intelligent creatures of this Earth probably harbour the greatest number of sub-par intellectuals ( relative to that species, of course).  :frown:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on March 24, 2010, 10:20:28 PM
Sentences begin with capitol letters and end with punctuation marks.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on March 24, 2010, 10:21:34 PM


How clever! I'd love to see you settle a dispute with future employers, assuming  you ever have one!
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Banshee7 on March 24, 2010, 10:21:53 PM
I really don't know what to say, other than out of a million sperm the most stupid one won the race.


ack-ack

I just had a sense of deja vu...
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on March 25, 2010, 06:29:23 AM
I am truly disappointed in AckAck.

















Why did you not shoot his chutes? For shame. ;)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on March 25, 2010, 06:58:28 AM
 :rofl intardnet rocks  :rock I haven't laughed this much since Stephen Waldren stopped posting.  :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on March 25, 2010, 10:44:30 AM
:rofl intardnet rocks  :rock I haven't laughed this much since Stephen Waldren stopped posting.  :rofl
Or schlowy that guy was teh tard.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: SIK1 on March 25, 2010, 11:28:20 AM
 :huh  :O  :headscratch:  :rolleyes:  :bolt:

I have no idea what your definition of stigma is, but my definition of it makes it a good thing

Hopefully not indicative of what the education system is capable of.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Wolfala on March 29, 2010, 05:46:03 PM


You registered in the last month, have 300 posts and what to show for it other then making a complete bellybutton of yourself?  You are a no nothing nugget - and if you listened to those around you and tried to absorb 5% of what they were telling you (most of which was things to help you be a better stick/person), you'd be better off then now - which is somewhere in the neighborhood of navel lint. Seriously kid, what are you trying to prove?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Yossarian on March 29, 2010, 06:18:44 PM
Accept that you can be wrong, and that there's nothing wrong with that, because everyone is sometimes.  That's your first step to really growing up.  You'll be mature when you stop trying to show and prove how mature you are.  What you're doing now just makes you look ignorant and childish.  

Take a second and think, plan and review in  your head before you type, or speak for that matter.  It'll do you a world of good.

These are amongst the truest things that I've ever seen on these forums.


And kingcobradude: seriously, just listen to some of these things.  For example, what maddafinga posted is just SUCH good advice that you'd be missing out on loads not to listen to it.

As I look back at how I've changed over the past few years (I'm only 18), a sizeable chunk of what I see is summed up in this one sentence by maddafinga:

"You'll be mature when you stop trying to show and prove how mature you are."
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: VonMessa on March 30, 2010, 07:50:52 AM
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Conjunction.html


kingcobradude, your Elementary School  is back --------------------------> that way........  :cheers:

You are old  :rofl


Wait, so am I if I know that.  :noid
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: mensa180 on April 06, 2010, 01:24:45 AM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Husky01 on April 06, 2010, 12:05:04 PM
This thread is amazing!
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: VonMessa on April 06, 2010, 12:12:27 PM
At least the poor kid manned up and went looking for a fight   :aok
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Mus51 on April 06, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
You all are giving this kid such a hard time! Be nice!  :bolt:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Larry on April 09, 2010, 02:49:02 AM
I really don't know what to say, other than out of a million sperm the most stupid one won the race.


ack-ack

The rest just killed themselves because they were trapped with him. So, in the end he was the only one still alive to make it. How he found his way is the real question.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: BrownBaron on April 10, 2010, 12:04:12 AM
The rest just killed themselves because they were trapped with him. So, in the end he was the only one still alive to make it. How he found his way is the real question.

The egg was just floatin aroun', noticed the poor lonely sperm swimming in circles, and took pity on it...
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 10, 2010, 12:09:57 AM
This is AckAck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-i-dSrRQbY)

If that's Ack, then is this KCDude?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2ITicU-ko&feature=fvw
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 10, 2010, 05:22:05 AM
At least the poor kid manned up and went looking for a fight   :aok

No, he didn't look for a fight at all.  He tried at every opportunity to change the rules to give him a 100% certainty of victory, going as far as demanding I fire off all my ammo on the runway so I couldn't shoot back at him and that I fly in front of him on top of that.  A fight was the last thing the kid wanted, which is exactly what he wants again when he challenged me to a 4v1 duel with his squadron.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: JunkyII on April 10, 2010, 07:59:49 AM
No, he didn't look for a fight at all.  He tried at every opportunity to change the rules to give him a 100% certainty of victory, going as far as demanding I fire off all my ammo on the runway so I couldn't shoot back at him and that I fly in front of him on top of that.  A fight was the last thing the kid wanted, which is exactly what he wants again when he challenged me to a 4v1 duel with his squadron.


ack-ack
.............4v1


Id take the challenge
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on April 10, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
No, he didn't look for a fight at all.  He tried at every opportunity to change the rules to give him a 100% certainty of victory, going as far as demanding I fire off all my ammo on the runway so I couldn't shoot back at him and that I fly in front of him on top of that.  A fight was the last thing the kid wanted, which is exactly what he wants again when he challenged me to a 4v1 duel with his squadron.


ack-ack

No duel here. my squad sneak attaks yours
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Tec on April 10, 2010, 02:50:24 PM
No duel here. my squad sneak attaks yours

I will look forward to film of AKAK destroying all of you at once.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 12, 2010, 04:18:17 PM
No duel here. my squad sneak attaks yours

wow...just wow.  Sadly, I guess I was correct about you and your squadron.  I guess you guys are too yellow to fight me in a 4v1.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: kingcobradude on April 12, 2010, 04:55:39 PM
wow...just wow.  Sadly, I guess I was correct about you and your squadron.  I guess you guys are too yellow to fight me in a 4v1.


ack-ack
what makes you think im going to give you a chance? im building up a mega squad
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: SPKmes on April 12, 2010, 05:06:07 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol it just gets better and better  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 12, 2010, 05:25:53 PM
what makes you think im going to give you a chance? im building up a mega squad

So your intent is to go after me with a full 32 man squadron in a 32v1 fight?  You do realize that those odds land squarely in my favor, correct?  We'll call the fight "The Great Marianas Turkey Shoot Part Deux".

You do also realize that people will be less likely to join your squadron knowing that the CO is a timid panty waist that can't fly a plane without crashing it while raising their landing gear, correct?  I shudder to think of the quality of players you manage to convince to join your 'experten' squadron.  Honestly, I would win that 32v1 just as easily as I won the duels with you.


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: REVRAND on April 12, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
Yeah not saying much when CO of ur squad's gametag is AugerKing............... :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ardy123 on April 12, 2010, 08:23:56 PM
Guys like him is what is ruining AH.
not ack-ack.

Sorry, both of you are to blame for that. I know Ack Ack is a good stick & I personally have nothing against him, but the only times I have ran into him was when he dove in on me for a pick from 3k+ above me. And when I asked him on some tips to avoid his death shots from above, he wasn't interested in helping, yet he comes to the BBs and flames the noob.

So when I see this, I think, foolish noob acting big, getting owned by a guy who gets a kick out of being a dick. Neither is commendable behavior, sorry.

I don't know the whole story, and I'm sure the noob does his fair share of chest beating but I'd expect Ack Ack to know better as well, considering the noob is probably a kid.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 12, 2010, 09:08:22 PM
Sorry, both of you are to blame for that. I know Ack Ack is a good stick & I personally have nothing against him, but the only times I have ran into him was when he dove in on me for a pick from 3k+ above me.

B.S.  We've had many 1v1 fights in all sorts of different situations, not my fault if I tend to come out on top in the majority.  You're just like most, embelish what happened in one fight and then carry it over as an experience that occured in every fight with me.  

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And when I asked him on some tips to avoid his death shots from above, he wasn't interested in helping, yet he comes to the BBs and flames the noob.

If you asked me online, I would have explained it to you through PMs.  If you sent me a PM on the forums, well, I have over 100+ PMs currently in my inbox that I haven't had a chance to read.

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So when I see this, I think, foolish noob acting big, getting owned by a guy who gets a kick out of being a dick. Neither is commendable behavior, sorry.

As long as I've been playing these games, I've never denied one basic truth...I'm a salamander (lol love the language filter ^__^).  Get over it.

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I don't know the whole story, and I'm sure the noob does his fair share of chest beating but I'd expect Ack Ack to know better as well, considering the noob is probably a kid.

No, you don't know the whole story.  The kid asked for some help in how to counter a Spitfire in a P-38, so I told him to meet me in the DA and I'll show him some counters.  Sadly, learning something wasn't what this kid had in mind, his sole purpose was just to get a kill by stacking things so much in his favor that just a matter of me taking off would have caused me to lose the duel.  Even when I was trying to give him some advice on how to keep his plane from getting into a spin, it was completely ignored and instead he started to try and accuse me of cheating.  It got so silly that he demanded that I empty my guns before I take off and when I refused, demanded that I not shoot at him and I fly level in front of him.  The icing on the cake was when he upped a P-38L instead of a WW1 plane like we agreed and he came in with a HO on my D.VII.

So yeah, you don't know the whole story.

ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: 1pLUs44 on April 12, 2010, 09:10:29 PM
Awesome, grown man vs kid at cartoon planes.  :aok :lol
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on April 12, 2010, 09:36:25 PM
Awesome, grown man vs kid at cartoon planes.  :aok :lol
Still on Ack-Ack's ankle I see.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: TequilaChaser on April 12, 2010, 11:09:53 PM
I don't know the whole story,

then why make a reply? 

I've known / flown  cartoon planes with and against Ack-Ack for nearly 16 years........... he jokes alot and is really good at yanking peoples chains from time to time, but he also knows when he should offer help to others, or when they need a lil smackin around.........

most "Greenhorn Lemmings" need to get their attitude adjust when they first get here, most of them will change their egotistical ways sooner than later and become humble and appreciative of what others offer them

thing is those times of "good smack talkin" with wit, are seldom seen anymore unless it is from some old codger.......

something you prob will never get to experience in this day and age.....
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ardy123 on April 13, 2010, 02:35:09 AM
B.S.  We've had many 1v1 fights in all sorts of different situations
I wish this were true, I enjoy dueling.

If you asked me online, I would have explained it to you through PMs.  If you sent me a PM on the forums, well, I have over 100+ PMs currently in my inbox that I haven't had a chance to read.
I did both, several times, but illustrating the hypocrisy was my point. And to your credit, you tried to give me a 1 line explanation, which I did not understand and so I asked if you had a video floating around that exemplified what you were describing, to which you decided to ignore me from then on.

As long as I've been playing these games, I've never denied one basic truth...I'm a salamander (lol love the language filter ^__^).  Get over it.
So we are in agreement, why the rebuttal?

Sadly, learning something wasn't what this kid had in mind, his sole purpose was just to get a kill by stacking things so much in his favor that just a matter of me taking off would have caused me to lose the duel.  Even when I was trying to give him some advice on how to keep his plane from getting into a spin, it was completely ignored and instead he started to try and accuse me of cheating.

Wouldn't you do the same if you were 12 years old and some older guy bruised your ego, esp if you kind of looked up to the better stick but didn't want to show it?


most "Greenhorn Lemmings" need to get their attitude adjust when they first get here, most of them will change their egotistical ways sooner than later and become humble and appreciative of what others offer them thing is those times of "good smack talkin" with wit, are seldom seen anymore unless it is from some old codger.......
something you prob will never get to experience in this day and age.....
Do they need it as much as older men need to feel better about themselves by lambasting children? The dweeby behavior is curable by teaching other options, and a willingness to take people under you wing and show them the ropes. Flaming people just puts them off and reinforces their poor behavior.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 13, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
I wish this were true, I enjoy dueling.

Oh please, drop the JennyDrama B.S.  You're the only one that likes a fight and everyone else just picks you and only that when they fight you.  Drop the martyr act, it doesn't suit a tool like yourself.

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I did both, several times, but illustrating the hypocrisy was my point. And to your credit, I you tried to give me a 1 line explanation, which I did not understand and so I asked if you had a video floating around that exemplified what you were describing, to which to decided to ignore me from then on.

Again, if you sent me a PM on the forums, I rarely read them which is why my mail box has over 100 messages.  Stop with the melodrama, you're starting to sound like JunkyII.

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So we are in agreement, why the rebuttal?

Rebuttal on what?  It's something I've never denied in the 16+years playing these game, though I tend to be a little tougher on those I consider to be nothing but tools.  In hindsight, probably since I consider you nothing but a tool probably explains why I don't go out of my way to help you.

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Wouldn't you do the same if you were 12 years old and some older guy bruised your ego, esp if you kind of looked up to the better stick but didn't want to show it?

If I was 12 years old and asked someone for help and they were willing to take time to help me, I would go in wanting to learn.  Again, as I mentioned (you might want someone to read this part to you since you obviously have troubles with reading comprehension), the kid had no intention of wanting to be taught anything.  What he said on the forums of wanting help wasn't what transpired in the DA.  Instead, I got a squeaker that demanded I fly in such a way that would have amounted to me flying slow and level and letting him shoot me down.  

Again, you really shouldn't comment on things you have no knowledge of, maybe if you did I wouldn't think you were such a tool.

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Do they need it as much as older men need to feel better about themselves by lambasting children? The dweeby behavior is curable by teaching other options, and a willingness to take people under you wing and show them the ropes. Flaming people just puts them off and reinforces their poor behavior.

Again, you're making comments on events you have no knowledge of.  When the person that asks you for help starts accusing you of cheating and ignores any advice given, why should I spend anymore of my time trying to help him?  He had his chance and he blew it.  

Anyway, I'm done.  If you want to continue, send me a PM... :rofl


ack-ack
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ardy123 on April 13, 2010, 04:02:02 AM
Rebuttal on what?  It's something I've never denied in the 16+years playing these game, though I tend to be a little tougher on those I consider to be nothing but tools.  In hindsight, probably since I consider you nothing but a tool probably explains why I don't go out of my way to help you.

lol, What I stated must have stuck a cord with you, you have reduced yourself to spouting insults.
1) you claim I am attempting to be a drama queen
2) you claim that I am a 'tool' on multiple occasions
3) you claim I have reading comprehension trouble

I'm sorry you feel the way you do, it must be hard to be that angry all the time.
Also, the kid kinda asked for it with this thread but, then again he's a kid.
I don't have anything against verbal sparing between adults but flaming children is another story, they are kids.

Furthermore, the almost comedic irony of an adult egotistical, self appointed dick, goes and trashes an egotistical child, and then claims that the child is the problem with the game. Way to be a role model, congrats on setting the bar, I can't wait until someone else shows up with a bigger ego, a larger chip on their shoulder and sharper tung to put you in your place, then we'll see how you act (let me guess, you cancel your subscription out of childish frustration).
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on April 13, 2010, 05:43:49 AM
lol, What I stated must have stuck a cord with you, you have reduced yourself to spouting insults.
1) you claim I am attempting to be a drama queen
2) you claim that I am a 'tool' on multiple occasions
3) you claim I have reading comprehension trouble

I'm sorry you feel the way you do, it must be hard to be that angry all the time.
Also, the kid kinda asked for it with this thread but, then again he's a kid.
I don't have anything against verbal sparing between adults but flaming children is another story, they are kids.

Furthermore, the almost comedic irony of an adult egotistical, self appointed dick, goes and trashes an egotistical child, and then claims that the child is the problem with the game. Way to be a role model, congrats on setting the bar, I can't wait until someone else shows up with a bigger ego, a larger chip on their shoulder and sharper tung to put you in your place, then we'll see how you act (let me guess, you cancel your subscription out of childish frustration).

The problem is this ...
If as a child I was to speak to an adult with the tone that many (note not all) "children" do here. My dad would slap me up side the head and tell me worst to come if I continue with it. That does not happen here. Snarky tone/attitude has no repercussions so trying to out do Ack-Ack here is not advisable unless well prepared.  :neener:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: TequilaChaser on April 13, 2010, 10:34:16 AM
for those of you who may have misunderstood, "Greenhorn Lemmings"  has nothing to do with a person's age....... it is how new they are to the event at question (game)..... and how they present themselves to the community.....
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ardy123 on April 13, 2010, 12:19:47 PM
The problem is this ...
If as a child I was to speak to an adult with the tone that many (note not all) "children" do here. My dad would slap me up side the head and tell me worst to come if I continue with it. That does not happen here. Snarky tone/attitude has no repercussions so trying to out do Ack-Ack here is not advisable unless well prepared.  :neener:

Be the adult, instead of stooping to their level and trying to rationalize it with some self-righteous BS, you can always choose to ignore children. Don't play with them, they won't behave that way if they have no one to play with, and they go to EW arena to play with people their age.

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on April 13, 2010, 04:03:34 PM
Be the adult, instead of stooping to their level and trying to rationalize it with some self-righteous BS, you can always choose to ignore children. Don't play with them, they won't behave that way if they have no one to play with, and they go to EW arena to play with people their age.


The child is craving attention... any kind and he's getting it. TS it's not the type he wants.  It's a life lesson that needs to be learned. Start crap with the wrong guy in the real world and it wont be a DA/bbs beat down he'll be getting.
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on April 13, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
I tryed to tell the kid that AckAcks kungfu was strong............... :old:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Ardy123 on April 13, 2010, 05:27:56 PM
The child is craving attention... any kind and he's getting it.

Agreed, hence why ignoring him is the best option.
TS it's not the type he wants.  
I don't know what TS stands for, but the rest contradicts the first quoted statement.
It's a life lesson that needs to be learned. Start crap with the wrong guy in the real world and it wont be a DA/bbs beat down he'll be getting.
There is the self-righteous BS that I was talking about, who ever appointed us with that responsibility? As you stated earlier, what about the parents to slap him upside the head?
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on April 13, 2010, 05:39:56 PM
It takes a village?  :bolt:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on April 13, 2010, 06:44:55 PM

 what about the parents to slap him upside the head?
This would be the same parents when said child gets in trouble blame everyone else but the little bastage.

You getting it yet they act like numpties they going to be treated as such. And yes when in a movie and one of said basteges is ruining it by being a numty. I open my mouth usually to applause by the rest of the theater.  I guess i should just have ignored  and have that experience ruined also ehh? :neener:
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: VonMessa on April 13, 2010, 06:45:10 PM
It takes a village?  :bolt:

Yes.

His village called.

They were missing their idiot.........
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: VonMessa on April 13, 2010, 06:46:23 PM
This would be the same parents when said child gets in trouble blame everyone else but the little bastage.

You getting it yet they act like numpties they going to be treated as such. And yes when in a movie and one of said basteges is ruining it by being a numty. I open my mouth usually to applause by the rest of the theater.  I guess i should just have ignored  and have that experience ruined also ehh? :neener:

There is that word again............     :noid

Skuzzy used it the other day.

Twice in one week?   

Conspiracy?   :noid


 :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: uptown on April 13, 2010, 07:09:26 PM
Yes.

His village called.

They were missing their idiot.........
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Mar on April 15, 2010, 11:21:33 AM
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Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
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This was a pretty good little brawl until somebody's Pepito shrivelled and walked away. Whose was the empty scrotal receptacle?

Somebody needs to take up that "permissive parenting" argument again. That poor child was clearly misunderstood, sort of like the ToeCutter in Mad Max or Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. He just needs to be nurtured while he creatively expresses himself, rendering fingerpaintings in dairrhea on your walls...

You don't know real pain! My mother smoked when I was gestating. That ought to be good for at least a few B&E's and in-out-in-outs....

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Bronk on April 17, 2010, 06:29:16 PM
This was a pretty good little brawl until somebody's Pepito shrivelled and walked away. Whose was the empty scrotal receptacle?

Somebody needs to take up that "permissive parenting" argument again. That poor child was clearly misunderstood, sort of like the ToeCutter in Mad Max or Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. He just needs to be nurtured while he creatively expresses himself, rendering fingerpaintings in dairrhea on your walls...

You don't know real pain! My mother smoked when I was gestating. That ought to be good for at least a few B&E's and in-out-in-outs....


LOL nice. :aok
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: DeeACE on May 01, 2010, 12:36:14 AM
Well besides all the drama that happens near the end of this thread, THAT IS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST toejam I'VE SEEN!

AKAK you must have pissing yourself when he showed up in the 38 against your biplane, i laughed so hard i had tears. Not sure how you had the patience to deal with him for over an hour, but that made for some great film.

Cobra you should really read up on ACM, trying to get solution on the first pass does nothing but put you in bad position for the rest of the fight. good on ya to keep re-upping, now just learn from the film.

that was a great laugh thanks guys

<S> DEEMAN
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Rattler on May 01, 2010, 10:30:31 AM
<S> AKAK had some good fights with you in the MA the other night. I got lucky with that last kill  :)
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: LLogann on May 05, 2010, 06:08:22 AM
kingcobradude, is this you?

http://chloeagnewforum.org/index.php?topic=262.0

Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on May 05, 2010, 06:44:13 AM
kingcobradude, is this you?

http://chloeagnewforum.org/index.php?topic=262.0



I don't see why it wouldn't be - after all, "Celtic Woman Tour" has begun. Oddly, it coincides with the start of AH Tour 124. 
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: LLogann on May 05, 2010, 09:13:05 AM
 :aok
I don't see why it wouldn't be - after all, "Celtic Woman Tour" has begun. Oddly, it coincides with the start of AH Tour 124. 
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: bravoa8 on May 05, 2010, 12:08:28 PM
kingcobradude, is this you?

http://chloeagnewforum.org/index.php?topic=262.0


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: Jayhawk on May 05, 2010, 12:36:57 PM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: my duel with ACKACK
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on May 05, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
Wow, did you just do a search for kingcobradude or something?  I'm staying out of this one though, lol.

Pink Pottery...

Sure. If he doubles as Celtic Woman - I can sort of see it.

It's not my taste, understand, but Eddie Murphy and Danny both got caught with trannies. I mean, who am I to say that being found wasted in a closet after beating up a dude with boobs (that you paid for a beejer) is somehow shameful conduct?