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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Flipperk on April 01, 2010, 05:22:01 PM
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Discuss.
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:lol
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Nuff said.
Topic Closed.
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at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
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at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
:rofl Perfect :aok
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Not worth the discussion. ;)
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or too much to discuss?
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This subject is like thinking where the universe ends, It Don't :headscratch:
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me." The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me." The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
:lol
at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
:lol you know i think youre onto a breakthrough here!!!
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A biker was riding along a California......
:rofl :rofl :rofl Beautiful.
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:rofl :aok
at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
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nuts
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at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
What he said.
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I think my ex wife was the queen of the crazy ones.
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Not even close Trax, well, unless we were married to the same woman :x
Wurzel
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a pain in the arse mostly :salute
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Women?
Getting close to 20, like Africa, - hot, humid and much yet to be explored.
In the 20's...like Asia, Warm and mysterious.
In the 30's...like the USA, - fast and technologically advanced.
In the 40's...like Europe, - although 2 world wars are behind, there is still grace and beauty.
And after that....like the USSR. Everyone knows where they were, and nobody wants to be there :devil
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Nuff said.
Topic Closed.
Women and my forum name go hand in hand. :rofl :bolt:
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Honey, if I died, would let your new boyfriend use my golf clubs? No, he's left handed.
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A man and his wife were at a beautiful resturant one evening. After three weeks they finally got reservations, and the evening was going great. The wine was spectacular, the husband got a raise and the wife just got through with her monthly shock therapy. At the end of the meal the two started to feel very romantic, at this time the town clock behind them rings as it strikes 8pm. The husband goes in slowly for a passonate kiss and looks up at the clock and then outside and whispers that "It is a beautiful Friday night." The wife chuckles and says "Hunny it's Saturday." At this point the husband jumps out of his chair and says he has to go, the wife stunned asks "Why?" The husband responds "It's Squad Night!!"
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Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom! :noid
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Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom! :noid
Ohhh don't even get me started! :furious
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"It's Squad Night!!"
:lol
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at birth :cry
puberty :x
twenties :cheers:
thirties :rolleyes:
forties :uhoh
after that it's :huh :headscratch: :furious :mad:
That's perfect. :rofl
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You guys sound like you have problems with just one, lol! Try it with two, lol! :banana:
Ya just have to roll with it man!
:salute RC
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Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
1. Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3. Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
1. Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3. Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women do not know each other.
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:rofl or in my friend's case let them all know cuz they're all friends :aok he pulled it off... somehow :headscratch: got in bed with 2 of them at once :lol
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(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)
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(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)
:rofl
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The Man Song - Sean Morey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4O6l5zbN4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4O6l5zbN4)
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nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
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Slate :rofl
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Look closely, can you tell which one is female?
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/Mtnman_03/seagulls.gif)
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nuts
:aok
kinda like mine zip tied with a little duct tape therapy :banana:
if it has wheels or fun bags it's gonna cause trouble.
TRUST NO ONE !!!!!!
that is all
froger
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Women
Cannot live with them and yet life seems meaningless and ultimately depressing without them, especsially that special one.
The trick is finding that one before she follows the purely female instinct of .... shopping.
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Look closely, can you tell which one is female?
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/Mtnman_03/seagulls.gif)
:rofl no doubt :rofl
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LOL whines have been recorded. :D
I like mine, you guys just picked the wrong one. :banana: :banana:
You girl wont blow in your ear while you are flying AH. And whisper lets go /\o/\
Maybe you guys would be better suited with another guy. :rofl :rofl
I can just hear the complaints then............... :bolt:
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(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
nuff said! :bolt:
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(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
nuff said! :bolt:
aint no lie there bro! :aok
frog
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Well YA'll oughta try being married to a Leboneze, Italian, Texan. Talk about Hell.
Women, cant live with'em, cant kill'em,,, unless you are O.J.
I am sure that went through Tigers mind.
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(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
nuff said! :bolt:
Now thats funny stuff :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
But I think she is missing a few buttons.
I only try to push the buttons the wife likes to be pushed lol, and a soon as I figure out the bad ones I flag them and leave them alone. :devil
< Been Married 15 years and I have to say it just keeps getting better. From all I hear with other guys I'm waiting for something bad to happen.
OH well. :P :P
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(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."
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The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."
And you responses should be:
Nope, getting my $20 worth
BRB, getting a beer
Good, while your up, get me a beer.