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Title: Women
Post by: Flipperk on April 01, 2010, 05:22:01 PM
Discuss.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: USRanger on April 01, 2010, 05:27:44 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Maniac on April 01, 2010, 05:29:53 PM
Nuff said.

Topic Closed.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: gyrene81 on April 01, 2010, 05:42:32 PM
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: USRanger on April 01, 2010, 05:49:22 PM
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:

 :rofl Perfect  :aok
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Spikes on April 01, 2010, 05:50:39 PM
Not worth the discussion. ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Bosco123 on April 01, 2010, 05:51:06 PM
or too much to discuss?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 68ZooM on April 01, 2010, 05:52:35 PM
This subject is like thinking where the universe ends, It Don't :headscratch:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: jdbecks on April 01, 2010, 05:54:04 PM
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me." The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 321BAR on April 01, 2010, 06:20:41 PM
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me." The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
:lol
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:
:lol you know i think youre onto a breakthrough here!!!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Beefcake on April 01, 2010, 06:24:45 PM
A biker was riding along a California......



 :rofl :rofl :rofl Beautiful.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 007Rusty on April 01, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
           :rofl     :aok


at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: RTR on April 01, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
nuts
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ABDCWOT on April 01, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:


What he said.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: trax1 on April 01, 2010, 07:39:54 PM
I think my ex wife was the queen of the crazy ones.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: gpwurzel on April 01, 2010, 07:50:07 PM
Not even close Trax, well, unless we were married to the same woman  :x


Wurzel
Title: Re: Women
Post by: uptown on April 01, 2010, 07:54:54 PM
a pain in the arse mostly  :salute
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Angus on April 01, 2010, 07:59:42 PM
Women?
Getting close to 20, like Africa, - hot, humid and much yet to be explored.
In the 20's...like Asia, Warm and mysterious.
In the 30's...like the USA, - fast and technologically advanced.
In the 40's...like Europe, - although 2 world wars are behind, there is still grace and beauty.

And after that....like the USSR. Everyone knows where they were, and nobody wants to be there  :devil
Title: Re: Women
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 01, 2010, 08:12:21 PM
Nuff said.

Topic Closed.
Women and my forum name go hand in hand.  :rofl :bolt:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rash on April 01, 2010, 08:51:47 PM
Honey, if I died, would let your new boyfriend use my golf clubs?  No, he's left handed.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Flipperk on April 01, 2010, 10:49:13 PM
A man and his wife were at a beautiful resturant one evening. After three weeks they finally got reservations, and the evening was going great. The wine was spectacular, the husband got a raise and the wife just got through with her monthly shock therapy. At the end of the meal the two started to feel very romantic, at this time the town clock behind them rings as it strikes 8pm. The husband goes in slowly for a passonate kiss and looks up at the clock and then outside and whispers that "It is a beautiful Friday night." The wife chuckles and says "Hunny it's Saturday." At this point the husband jumps out of his chair and says he has to go, the wife stunned asks "Why?" The husband responds "It's Squad Night!!"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 76646 on April 01, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom!  :noid
Title: Re: Women
Post by: USRanger on April 01, 2010, 11:11:43 PM
Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom!  :noid

Ohhh don't even get me started! :furious
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 5anders on April 02, 2010, 12:42:36 AM
"It's Squad Night!!"
:lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dragon on April 02, 2010, 07:09:13 AM
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:


That's perfect.   :rofl
Title: Re: Women
Post by: RipChord929 on April 02, 2010, 07:18:30 AM
You guys sound like you have problems with just one, lol!   Try it with two, lol! :banana:
Ya just have to roll with it man!

 :salute RC
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Nitro185 on April 02, 2010, 10:31:03 AM
Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
 
1.       Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2.       Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3.       Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4.       Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5.       It is very important that these four women do not know each other.




 :bolt:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 321BAR on April 02, 2010, 10:33:46 AM
Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
 
1.       Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2.       Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3.       Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4.       Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5.       It is very important that these four women do not know each other.




 :bolt:
:rofl or in my friend's case let them all know cuz they're all friends :aok he pulled it off... somehow :headscratch: got in bed with 2 of them at once :lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Slate on April 02, 2010, 10:45:48 AM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Flipperk on April 02, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)


 :rofl
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Blooz on April 02, 2010, 02:46:12 PM
The Man Song - Sean Morey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4O6l5zbN4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4O6l5zbN4)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phatzo on April 02, 2010, 03:25:39 PM
nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: nirvana on April 02, 2010, 06:58:37 PM
Slate :rofl
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mtnman on April 02, 2010, 08:04:33 PM

Look closely, can you tell which one is female?

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/Mtnman_03/seagulls.gif)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: froger on April 03, 2010, 02:49:05 AM
nuts

 :aok

kinda like mine zip tied with a little duct tape therapy  :banana:

if it has wheels or fun bags it's gonna cause trouble.


TRUST NO ONE !!!!!!


that is all

froger
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Plawranc on April 03, 2010, 05:07:26 AM
Women

Cannot live with them and yet life seems meaningless and ultimately depressing without them, especsially that special one.

The trick is finding that one before she follows the purely female instinct of .... shopping.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: uptown on April 03, 2010, 07:10:31 AM
Look closely, can you tell which one is female?

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/Mtnman_03/seagulls.gif)
:rofl no doubt  :rofl
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sonicblu on April 03, 2010, 12:26:59 PM
LOL whines have been recorded. :D

I like mine, you guys just picked the wrong one. :banana: :banana:

You girl wont blow in your ear while you are flying AH. And whisper lets go /\o/\       

Maybe you guys would be better suited with another guy. :rofl :rofl

I can just hear the complaints then............... :bolt:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: WWhiskey on April 03, 2010, 01:30:02 PM
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
 nuff said! :bolt:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: froger on April 03, 2010, 04:18:22 PM
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
 nuff said! :bolt:


aint no lie there bro!  :aok




frog
Title: Re: Women
Post by: 2ADoc on April 03, 2010, 04:29:17 PM
Well YA'll oughta try being married to a Leboneze, Italian, Texan.  Talk about Hell.

Women, cant live with'em, cant kill'em,,, unless you are O.J.
  I am sure that went through Tigers mind.
 :bolt:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sonicblu on April 04, 2010, 08:30:25 PM
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc57/nekark980/Itscomplicated-500x308.jpg)
 nuff said! :bolt:

Now thats funny stuff :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

But I think she is missing a few buttons.

I only try to push the buttons the wife likes to be pushed lol, and a soon as I figure out the bad ones I flag them and leave them alone. :devil

< Been Married 15 years and I have to say it just keeps getting better. From all I hear with other guys I'm waiting for something bad to happen.

OH well. :P :P
Title: Re: Women
Post by: FYB on April 05, 2010, 12:50:23 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/svvbg/woman.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: RufusLeaking on April 05, 2010, 02:45:35 PM
The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dragon on April 05, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."


And you responses should be:

Nope, getting my $20 worth
BRB, getting a beer
Good, while your up, get me a beer.