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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Ripsnort on March 21, 2000, 03:03:00 PM

So you think you're a big bad fighter pilot eh?  Think you're a toughy, eh?
Take the "Bastard" test, post  your results, no exagerations please, remember, theres ALWAYS a bigger bastard than you out there somewhere:

(Note: JG2 is exempt since  we already took this  test in our forum, Rebel was  the winner(or loser, depending on your perspective) with 90%..)
 http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/ (http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Ghosth on March 21, 2000, 03:12:00 PM

I guess I don't measure up, only 33% here.

Anyone else dare post their results?   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Heater on March 21, 2000, 03:15:00 PM

86% bastard!
Here

And I told the truth  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Karnak on March 21, 2000, 03:19:00 PM

Only 16% here, even though I'm 27 which the site says is the highest "bastard" age group.

Sisu

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Gh0stFT on March 21, 2000, 03:31:00 PM

53%

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Staga on March 21, 2000, 03:37:00 PM

Only 46%...  
Well.. I'm doin' my best  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: gatt on March 21, 2000, 03:38:00 PM

Uh oh, 85% is less bastard than me ....

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: cars on March 21, 2000, 03:40:00 PM

48%

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: -ammo- on March 21, 2000, 03:45:00 PM

27% --15% of which is "tard" whatever that means.

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: RANKER_ONE on March 21, 2000, 03:51:00 PM

19%
WTF mean ...of wich 10% is TARD???  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Minotaur on March 21, 2000, 03:53:00 PM

39%

I am on my way to spit on some one right now though.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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The Wrecking Crew

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: LLv34_Snefens on March 21, 2000, 03:54:00 PM

36% bastard.

How big is one needed to be to become member of "Fat Drunk Bastards"?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Shamus on March 21, 2000, 03:55:00 PM

I feel like such a wuss, 54%

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: lacey1 on March 21, 2000, 04:15:00 PM

33%   3X33%=99%
99%:3=33%

My god, i am to good.

am i really a bastard???

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Hangtime on March 21, 2000, 04:43:00 PM

Damn... 61% I felt sure I did better...

Maybe I flubbed the "Do you even KNOW who your father is??" question.

Oh well. The cat still likes me... as long as I buy the cigarettes and beer  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: humble on March 21, 2000, 04:52:00 PM

37% with 19% Tard, guess I won't quit my day job (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Udie on March 21, 2000, 04:56:00 PM

 I only got 57% of which 32% was tard.  I thought for sure I'd score at least in the 70's or low 80's.  

 udie

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Saintaw on March 21, 2000, 04:57:00 PM

 

Quote

Originally posted by Heater:
86% bastard!
Here

And I told the truth   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Now....I should have guessed that  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: lasse on March 21, 2000, 04:59:00 PM

53%, hmm to weak, I gotta be worse if I am gonna keep up (down) the Viking image  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: danish on March 21, 2000, 05:01:00 PM

43%
Sligthly above average at least.........

danish

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Camel on March 21, 2000, 05:03:00 PM

Half Bastard here, 50% even!

28% tard!

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Beefcake on March 21, 2000, 05:07:00 PM

WHOO HOO 57% YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *chugs beer* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beefcake

"heheheh and I'm only 16"

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: SC-GreyBeard on March 21, 2000, 05:18:00 PM

Hmmm 65%,,,,

I'm obviously NOT trying hard enuff.....

This is NOT gonna look good on my resume!!!!!

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Ripsnort on March 21, 2000, 06:02:00 PM

Beefcake!  ROTFLOL, thanks, that was friggin funny!  Needed a laugh like that today. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: leonid on March 21, 2000, 06:24:00 PM

Hm, 40%.  I think my wife should know.  Might be good to let her know it actually could be worse.

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Kieren on March 21, 2000, 07:41:00 PM

33%, 18% tard (as in "retard", I'm sure!).

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: CANNON on March 21, 2000, 08:15:00 PM

 The 5th amendment covers me on most of that stuff. So you,ll just have to guess.

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: newguy on March 21, 2000, 08:32:00 PM

33 percent bastard with 18 'tard'?


newguy

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Mighty1 on March 21, 2000, 10:24:00 PM

Damn Kieren I got 33% and 18% tard also.

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The New Baby Harp Seals

"Come try to club THIS Seal"

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Torque on March 21, 2000, 10:47:00 PM

Canada is a place for prostitutes and their chlamydia-infected clients, and it's a damn good thing they have nationalized health care. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)

32% bastard
18% tard
   

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Fatty on March 22, 2000, 12:18:00 AM

Yeah, I took it.

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Jochen on March 22, 2000, 01:17:00 AM

Meet mr. niceguy of Aces High...

I got 17%

And I'm damn proud of it!

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jochen
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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: funked on March 22, 2000, 02:37:00 AM

53%, with 30% 'Tard.

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Wanker on March 22, 2000, 07:50:00 AM

30%, with 17% tard.



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308 (Polish) Squadron RAF "City of Cracow"
"On the whole, it is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them"

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: popeye on March 22, 2000, 07:55:00 AM

Actually, yes.

popeye

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: bike killa on March 22, 2000, 08:09:00 AM

buuuuuuuuu only 55%bastard
i'm NOT the real one
i hate that feeling  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: funked on March 22, 2000, 08:32:00 AM

banana you're gonna have to bring those percentages up or you're fired!



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Aces High Instructor Corps

Squadron Leader, 308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Sorrow[S=A] on March 22, 2000, 12:14:00 PM

A completely truthfull run..  79% bastard.

I think to get over 80 you have to cheat in your love life. Since I haven't done that I am a high 70's guy  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Lance on March 22, 2000, 08:50:00 PM

Heh, thanks for posting the new entrance exam for admission into the Fat Drunk Bastards   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Gordo
FDB (http://fdb.50megs.com)



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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Spatula on March 22, 2000, 09:10:00 PM

The results are in. You are certifiably:

50% bastard!
28% of which is Tard  

The worldwide average is 42% bastard.

Well i guess i am a bastard - but i knew that allreadt  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Sunchaser on March 22, 2000, 10:08:00 PM

WOW, ONLY 62% Bastard, I gotta show this to my wife and kids!!

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: LLv34_Camouflage on March 23, 2000, 08:42:00 AM

 

Quote

Originally posted by Camel:
Half Bastard here, 50% even!

28% tard!

LOL!  I got exactly the same.  And our nick's are almost the same too!

Damn copycat ..or is it copycamel  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Camo

Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Ripsnort on March 23, 2000, 08:53:00 AM

I *assumed* "Tard" is the bad part of Bastard, since all men are already a certain amount of bastard by default, the Tard                   part is the really nasty part of you.

BTW, have any of you given your spouses/girlfriends the"squeak" test that is linked on the Bastard webpage? You'll find                   yourself most compatible if your within 10% of each other (I was 33% bastard, wife was 39% squeak, we are very compatible, 10 years now)

For grins, take the squeak test, they have some VERY funny questions in there. For example,under hygiene they ask these                   two questions back to back:

"Do you have 'crusty bangs'? (yes or no)

"Are you a 'crusty bang'? (yes or no)


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++JG2++ ~Richthofen~ XO
Aces High Training Corps
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"Experience is a hard teacher because she
gives the test first, the lesson afterwards"



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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: Rocket on March 23, 2000, 10:27:00 AM

51% here damn!
gotta work harder for the 90+%   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


That was a blast and the better half is gunna get the squeak test tonite   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

S!
Rocket

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Title: Are you a "Bastard" ?
Post by: skernsk on March 23, 2000, 02:14:00 PM

33% bastard----67% Fat Drunk Bastard  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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