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Title: This made me laugh
Post by: phatzo on April 20, 2010, 01:27:17 AM

I read this on another forum, had the office cracking up laughing

A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?"

"No", she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher".

Title: Re: This made me laugh
Post by: Plawranc on April 20, 2010, 01:55:34 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: This made me laugh
Post by: uptown on April 20, 2010, 07:12:14 AM

We have a TV commercial over here in the states like that.  :lol I can't think of the product though.  :headscratch:

Title: Re: This made me laugh
Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 20, 2010, 07:45:49 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: This made me laugh
Post by: Gr8pape on April 20, 2010, 07:59:23 AM

Quote from: uptown on April 20, 2010, 07:12:14 AM

We have a TV commercial over here in the states like that.  :lol I can't think of the product though.  :headscratch:

Some kinda juice isn't it, their on the escalator, doesn't get graphic like that, but ya same thing.