Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: uptown on May 05, 2010, 04:08:36 PM
-
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.
In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.
What does he do? Yep...flys right to me! :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face :lol
Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery. :furious
-
:rofl
he probably thought you were a wirbel :lol
-
You been on all friggin morning and it takes you this long to tell us the story....... Sheese.... Where is your mind at man?!?!
:lol
-
I would yell at ur squadies. U were there for 15 or 20 minutes alone waiting for them? Were they walking? Lol j/k.
Semp
-
Part of the way, but mostly just falling :airplane:
-
Bad luck right there. :rofl
-
So DB, where on the beach did you bury the money?
-
Maybe he was looking for you to clear his 6. :lol
-
:rofl
he probably thought you were a wirbel :lol
Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.
ack-ack
-
Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.
ack-ack
I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)
-
:lol
-
I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)
:rofl
-
I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)
OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from... :uhoh
-
OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from... :uhoh
wheres that?
-
wheres that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Right around 1:50
-
What's really scary is you new exactly where it was. :aok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Right around 1:50
psss..... it's 1:52 silly man! :x
-
LOL. I had to find the video and watch it to find out if I was right.
I said around 1:50 :neener:
What's really really scary is you knew it was exactly 1:52 :rofl
-
You made me watch it, I swear!!! :lol
-
lol thats just wrong....funny but wrong :rofl :rofl :rofl
-
Were you Rooks? If so this SOP. Right in the manual, page 17 I believe.
-
talk to USranger about borrowing his sheep for camoflague next time :)
-
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/8monthsinSpain/Valencia/Valencia078.jpg) NO YOU IDIOT DON'T FLY THIS WAY /.(&*#^$#*# 00O0OO0OO0 SCREW IT !!!!
-
I woulda cussed the dude out lol >.<
-BigBOBCH
-
I love it when I'm nursing a crippled bird home (smoking, missing parts) and the guy dragging three cons runs away from the fight IN MY DIRECTION.
-
No good deed goes unpunished :D
-
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.
In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.
What does he do? Yep...flys right to me! :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face :lol
Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery. :furious
Good, this makes me feel better about your repeated HO attempts as we fought last night, with odds in your favor. :devil
-
Good, this makes me feel better about your repeated HO attempts as we fought last night, with odds in your favor. :devil
:lol oh please. You came in at 15k when we were climbing out. I'm not just going to give you a kill. Would you rather I ran to the ack and hide? And the fight was 5 vs 3 your favor. :neener:
and maybe my trigger finger slipped in all of the excitement? :D
-
:lol oh please. You came in at 15k when we were climbing out. I'm not just going to give you a kill. Would you rather I ran to the ack and hide? And the fight was 5 vs 3 your favor. :neener:
and maybe my trigger finger slipped in all of the excitement? :D
I was at 11-12k at a 4.5k base. Numbers were in your favor....I'll post a screenie. It was fun though... was wondering if the low 262's were gonna come back and vaporize me after they got a litlte speed up. Wish I could shoot. I hadn't flown for two or three weeks and already had acquired a heavy layer of rust.
-
I wasn't aware of the 262s. Once I seen the 51s they were my main concern. It was a fun little scrap until the tippy and 190s showed up.
One of the 51s was trying to rope me, and about the time I was going to fire the other one peppered me pretty good. Which one were you? And who was your partner? I never film this stuff :(
It was great team work. I couldn't stay on one pony long enough to get a shot.
-
I wasn't aware of the 262s. Once I seen the 51s they were my main concern. It was a fun little scrap until the tippy and 190s showed up.
One of the 51s was trying to rope me, and about the time I was going to fire the other one peppered me pretty good. Which one were you? And who was your partner? I never film this stuff :(
It was great team work. I couldn't stay on one pony long enough to get a shot.
I was the one who shot you. I was on the spit when I saw it appeared that you would be able to climb the rope so I went after you.
Unfortunately, someone Ho'd out 2 of my guns so I didn't knock the wing off that I hit. :cry
-
she looked me in the eye and asked cash or credit :x
-
she looked me in the eye and asked cash or credit :x
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd329/TwizztyAH/thJizzinmypants.gif)
-
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.
In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.
What does he do? Yep...flys right to me! :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face :lol
Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery. :furious
LOL !!!