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Title: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: uptown on May 05, 2010, 04:08:36 PM
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base  :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.

In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field  :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.

What does he do? Yep...flys right to me!  :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face  :lol

Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery.  :furious
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Bruv119 on May 05, 2010, 04:16:57 PM
 :rofl

he probably thought you were a wirbel   :lol
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: LLogann on May 05, 2010, 04:22:43 PM
You been on all friggin morning and it takes you this long to tell us the story....... Sheese.... Where is your mind at man?!?! 


 :lol
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: guncrasher on May 05, 2010, 05:49:43 PM
I would yell at ur squadies. U were there for 15 or 20 minutes alone waiting for them? Were they walking? Lol j/k.



Semp
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: dunnrite on May 05, 2010, 05:51:48 PM
Part of the way, but mostly just falling  :airplane:
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: ACE on May 05, 2010, 05:55:11 PM
Bad luck right there.  :rofl
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Dragon on May 05, 2010, 05:59:24 PM
So DB, where on the beach did you bury the money?
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: ImADot on May 05, 2010, 06:33:40 PM
Maybe he was looking for you to clear his 6.   :lol
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 05, 2010, 06:57:46 PM
:rofl

he probably thought you were a wirbel   :lol

Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: fudgums on May 05, 2010, 07:01:34 PM
Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.


ack-ack

I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: MickDono on May 05, 2010, 07:34:18 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Latrobe on May 05, 2010, 07:40:36 PM
I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)


 :rofl
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: ImADot on May 05, 2010, 07:47:09 PM
I would look like this
(http://image.take40.com/300x225/jizz_in_my_pants_vimage_youtube_400x300.jpg)


OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from...  :uhoh
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: BiPoLaR on May 05, 2010, 07:48:24 PM
OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from...  :uhoh
wheres that?
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: ImADot on May 05, 2010, 07:50:44 PM
wheres that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)

Right around 1:50
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: LLogann on May 05, 2010, 07:58:07 PM
What's really scary is you new exactly where it was.   :aok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)

Right around 1:50

psss.....    it's 1:52 silly man!     :x
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: ImADot on May 05, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
LOL.  I had to find the video and watch it to find out if I was right.

I said around 1:50  :neener:
What's really really scary is you knew it was exactly 1:52   :rofl
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: LLogann on May 05, 2010, 08:39:08 PM
You made me watch it, I swear!!!      :lol
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: 68ZooM on May 05, 2010, 10:20:15 PM
lol thats just wrong....funny but wrong   :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Getback on May 05, 2010, 11:07:43 PM
Were you Rooks? If so this SOP. Right in the manual, page 17 I believe.
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: TOMCAT21 on May 06, 2010, 12:12:08 AM
talk to USranger about borrowing his sheep for camoflague next time :)
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: AApache on May 06, 2010, 07:49:30 AM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/8monthsinSpain/Valencia/Valencia078.jpg)   NO YOU IDIOT DON'T FLY THIS WAY /.(&*#^$#*#   00O0OO0OO0 SCREW IT !!!!
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: redman555 on May 06, 2010, 10:42:20 AM
I woulda cussed the dude out lol >.<


-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Saxman on May 06, 2010, 11:24:28 AM
I love it when I'm nursing a crippled bird home (smoking, missing parts) and the guy dragging three cons runs away from the fight IN MY DIRECTION.
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: VonMessa on May 06, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
No good deed goes unpunished   :D
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2010, 12:05:00 PM
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base  :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.

In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field  :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.

What does he do? Yep...flys right to me!  :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face  :lol

Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery.  :furious

Good, this makes me feel better about your repeated HO attempts as we fought last night, with odds in your favor.   :devil
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: uptown on May 06, 2010, 02:01:48 PM
Good, this makes me feel better about your repeated HO attempts as we fought last night, with odds in your favor.   :devil
:lol oh please. You came in at 15k when we were climbing out. I'm not just going to give you a kill. Would you rather I ran to the ack and hide? And the fight was 5 vs 3 your favor.  :neener:

and maybe my trigger finger slipped in all of the excitement?  :D 
  
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2010, 02:21:08 PM
:lol oh please. You came in at 15k when we were climbing out. I'm not just going to give you a kill. Would you rather I ran to the ack and hide? And the fight was 5 vs 3 your favor.  :neener:

and maybe my trigger finger slipped in all of the excitement?  :D 
  

I was at 11-12k at a 4.5k base.  Numbers were in your favor....I'll post a screenie.  It was fun though... was wondering if the low 262's were gonna come back and vaporize me after they got a litlte speed up.  Wish I could shoot. I hadn't flown for two or three weeks and already had acquired a heavy layer of rust.
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: uptown on May 06, 2010, 02:26:58 PM
I wasn't aware of the 262s. Once I seen the 51s they were my main concern. It was a fun little scrap until the tippy and 190s showed up.
One of the 51s was trying to rope me, and about the time I was going to fire the other one peppered me pretty good. Which one were you? And who was your partner? I never film this stuff  :(

It was great team work. I couldn't stay on one pony long enough to get a shot.
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
I wasn't aware of the 262s. Once I seen the 51s they were my main concern. It was a fun little scrap until the tippy and 190s showed up.
One of the 51s was trying to rope me, and about the time I was going to fire the other one peppered me pretty good. Which one were you? And who was your partner? I never film this stuff  :(

It was great team work. I couldn't stay on one pony long enough to get a shot.

I was the one who shot you. I was on the spit when I saw it appeared that you would be able to climb the rope so I went after you.

 Unfortunately, someone Ho'd out 2 of my guns so I didn't knock the wing off that I hit.   :cry
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: fudgums on May 06, 2010, 08:07:56 PM
she looked me in the eye and asked cash or credit  :x
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Twizzty on May 07, 2010, 11:11:47 AM
she looked me in the eye and asked cash or credit  :x

(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd329/TwizztyAH/thJizzinmypants.gif)
Title: Re: Well if this don't beat all
Post by: Flench on May 07, 2010, 12:35:22 PM
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base  :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.

In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field  :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.

What does he do? Yep...flys right to me!  :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face  :lol

Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery.  :furious

LOL !!!