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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: redman555 on May 06, 2010, 10:04:56 AM
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HOLY COW :O. I had one weird dream last night. I was driving my car in a gangster neighborhood and I stop to get gas, this guy pulls out a gun and shoots me in chest lol... So then my dog (Abbey the pitbull) jumps out of my car, grabs him by the neck and rips his esophagus out and splits both arteries in his neck... Then she starts howling till the Ambulance gets there as the gangster is spewing blood all over the gas station and gasping for air. Then I woke up lol.
Whats your weirdest dream? lol
-BigBOBCH
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Thanks for sharing Bob.
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lol, your supposed to post your weirdest dream silly. :uhoh
-BigBOBCH
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I do not remember my dreams, if I truly have them, aside from an occasional nightmare of terrible places i have been with people I know I am never going to see again.
So as for the weirdest of nightmares..... I'm walking on a beach with a past member of the IDF named Yardena. I was young back then, thought I was in love with her. She never would kiss/sleep with me due to my Catholic upbringing, yet we walk, holding hands. There are dogs running amok, everywhere.... (Her reference to just about all of their enemies)
That's when a good buddy, Marine, and brother of mine, jumps out of the sand, grabs me and whispers things in my ear I will not repeat. The words have to do with his death, which I was not around for. I woke up shaking and found that I pissed myself.
Footnote- I am not, nor have ever been, a member of the US Military.
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hummmm, something about my wife, her friend and me.
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:lol :aok :lol
hummmm, something about my wife, her friend and me.
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The other night I was mowing the lawn and got recruited to go off and fight Napoleon. It got weird when I realized I had been recruited into the infantry. :uhoh
And yes, I'm serious.
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I dont believe im about to tell this but what the heck :rolleyes:
Being chased down a dock over a lake by a 3' tall Mr Kotter ( Welcome Back Kotter ) except this Mr Kotter was a midget Dracula. He finally cought me and i beat him off with a fish that i stole from a penguin, then poof I woke up.
Funny thing is, i had this dream when i was @ 8yrs old ( 39 now ) and i still remember it like it was last night. Crazy stuff. Me thinks my parents might have given me a bit to much cough medicine that night :D
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hummmm, something about my wife, her friend and me.
:rofl I thought that was your conversation with her over coffee in the morning... :D
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I consider all dreams weird, since most of the stuff that happens in them just can't be explained, but don't you just love it when you realize you ARE dreaming!?? The laws of physics go right out the window as you can anything you want before you wake up. The bad thing is, usually when you realize you're dreaming you'll wake up in aboout 5-10 seconds. :(
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Not sure, because I don't think I've woken up yet!!
But this one I'm having right now gotta be at the top of the list!!
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Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
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So you're the one that did the Monkey................ It all makes sense now. He's always using the term diehard. I thought it was a Bruce WIllis reference. :cheers:
Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
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Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
Got to ask
who had to grab their ankles?
If it wasn't you.........Freud would have a field day with you...
lol
NwBie
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Every now and then I'll get "sleep paralysis". Its when your brain wakes up but the rest of your body still thinks its asleep. These are usually the scariest dreams I have since my eyes are partially open and I can see around my room and know where I'm at, but I cant move or talk. Along with this, I'll feel a strange, invisible presence in my room with me. Even though I cant speak, I'm usually able to make grunts and noises to try and wake myself up before the invisible force gets me. :uhoh
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Yeah, God was the customary old guy with the white beard and robes... However he slowly morphed into a voluptuous tan woman with white hair, turned his/her back to me and went down on all four on our little white cloud... We carried on solving world problems... He/she still spoke in "God's thundering voice" though... was weird for sure!
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I had a dream that a midget giraffe was humping my leg once :headscratch:
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This is going to be a amazing thread. :lol
I once had a dream I was on a cruise ship filled with huge guinea pigs, which happened to be rapidly multiplying until the ship eventually sunk.
Another had to do with my dresser being rigged with explosives, I woke up and had no idea I was awake. I ran over to my dresser and began moving it towards my window? Needless to say, everyone in the house was awake from my screaming.
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so i had this dream my brother told me he was gonna have to kill me for reasons unknown. we were in a huge walk in freezer an my bro shot me in the head, wtf! i didnt die but things got extra dream hazy. Then i was on the ground expecting to die an my bro shot me again. After this i got up an ran out only to find there was a bunch of police outside ready to shoot me, so i super jumped the hell outta there to the next block but the cops were comin for me in cars now and i kept runnin through alleys tryin to escape. eventually i came across a person with a mangled leg and while in the process of helping this person climb out of the ditch they were in and getting them to there home everybody stopped chasing me. soon after leaving this person at there residence i super jumped again all the way back to class, where we were having a test on some algebra sh*t i didnt understand at all but continued trying to pay attention anyways. Then for no reason at all the teacher kicked about a third of the class out including myself before the test even began. we walked outside and wondered what the hell do we do now, we looked off at the distance to see the redbull air races were taking place so all went over to watch. there was a set of front row VIP bleachers actually floating in the water, which was as close to watching the races as we could get. people were swimming around and some sexy ladys pulled me into the water to get frisky, i was super down. then out of the sky one of planes crashed into the water, but just like chity chity bang bang began to float because of some sort of flotation device attatched to the bottom of the plane. then somewhere after that i got into a long fight with some sweetheartbag and all the lake water which the planes were racing over turned into a huge McDonalds ball pit.
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I have been having some really odd dreams lately. Usually I can't remember details, I just remember it was a dream and it was strange. Last night I had a very vivid dream and I remember most of the details.
I was shopping at a grocery store in Ft. Worth and they custom cut a brisket for me. All the employees were very friendly and even tho we just met I became instant friends with nearly all of them. I was even invited to a surprise birthday party they threw for a coworker. Everyone had a great time.
After the party I got in my pickup and drove down the street to a white wood frame house. I got out and knocked on the door. A pretty woman answered and invited me in. Contrary to where you think this is heading I asked her for a glass of tea.
While she was in the kitchen getting the tea I looked out the window. Even tho it was a beautiful day just seconds before, now there were random clouds grouping together and forming tornados, LOTS of tornados! I watched as the tail of one came down and slammed into the ground a mile or so away sending out a huge shockwave of debris and destruction.
I ran to the kitchen to warn the woman and we saw another tornado hitting the ground behind the house. Several people from the grocery store had arrived at the house seeking shelter. We could see the shockwave heading toward us and were looking for something to hang onto when my phone rang and I woke up.
Like I said, really odd.
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anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.
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:rofl I thought that was your conversation with her over coffee in the morning... :D
To be honest we did have a deep conversation about that. weird.
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anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.
Just watch for the red ball.
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anyone ever heard of lucid dreaming? its where you can control your dreams. Usually in my dreams im flying around backwards on a flaming dirtbike with my mustache named grumfeld.
Yea, Octavius was really into that. Sounds like a hoot, except I honestly don't think I'd ever want to wake up if I could control my dreams.
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Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you wake up and you cant move? Ive had that several times. I remember a few years ago I had a disturbing dream of falling from the sky. Right when I was about to hit the ground, I wake up in the middle of the night with these wierd shadows surrounding my bed. Problem was, I couldnt move my body, even though I was fully awake. Scared the living hell outa me.
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Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you wake up and you cant move? Ive had that several times. I remember a few years ago I had a disturbing dream of falling from the sky. Right when I was about to hit the ground, I wake up in the middle of the night with these wierd shadows surrounding my bed. Problem was, I couldnt move my body, even though I was fully awake. Scared the living hell outa me.
Thats actually a very mild form of seizure that nearly everyone experiences in their lives at some time. Your mind/brain are fully awake (or at least seem it), but your body is still asleep.
Its also where some researchers think the legends of the 'Old Hag' and other entities that suffocate or attack you in your sleep originated.
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I have a WERID A** dream last night, All i really remember from it was Olivia Munn was leading me down a hill that was covered in Potato Chips that had red dots on them?? does that make any sense at all haha
Olivia Munn
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Olivia Munn
Wow, I think I missed that AOTS. :confused:
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I remember dreams all the time, almost every day... and they are weird as poop...
but read this thread I posted years back about a really strange dream I had:
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,133190.0.html
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I remember my dreams, when i wake up, 10 mins after i wake up they are erased from my memory. Plenty of weird dreams though.
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I remember dreams all the time, almost every day... and they are weird as poop...
but read this thread I posted years back about a really strange dream I had:
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,133190.0.html
:rofl wow
I remember my dreams, when i wake up, 10 mins after i wake up they are erased from my memory. Plenty of weird dreams though.
That's the way I am most of mine I can't remember.
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I woke to find myself alone in the backseat of a old car going pretty fast down a road. No one is driving and the windows are stuffed with towels and blankets as if to stop rain coming in or something. I jump in the front seat and hit the brakes, just knowing I'm about to hit something. As I slow down, I pull slightly to the right as if to pull onto the shoulder and the ride is getting bumpy, I can tell I'm off the road now. I come to a stop and can hear people talking to each other. I remove the towels and stuff and I'm sitting at a stop light in a town. I have no idea where I am. I see a sign for the interstate and head that way. I continue pulling the blankets and towels from the windows as I drive down the interstate, only to look up to see I'm off the road again and the interstate is off in the distance. And then I woke up. :uhoh
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Yeah, God was the customary old guy with the white beard and robes... However he slowly morphed into a voluptuous tan woman with white hair, turned his/her back to me and went down on all four on our little white cloud... We carried on solving world problems... He/she still spoke in "God's thundering voice" though... was weird for sure!
You know that means really fat right?
-Penguin
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See Rule #6
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Prepare to be Skuzzified.
-Penguin
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Prepare to be Skuzzified.
-Penguin
You are the one saying to use live people as target practice. :rolleyes:
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The target practice thing was a joke, and technically doesn't break any of the forum rules.
-Penguin
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The target practice thing was a joke, and technically doesn't break any of the forum rules.
-Penguin
yep, defiantly came across as a joke. :aok
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Prepare to be Skuzzified.
-Penguin
Classical art is against the rules?
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Got something against classical art?
No, but the last time a classic nude painting was posted it was forcibly changed. As I recall someone was posting pics of their new house, which may I add was quite nice. In said house there was a nude classical painting, which had to be edited in order to avoid the mighty lock. Don't blame the Skuzzinator, blame our pathetically prude society. :aok
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First time I saw a woman's breast I wasn't even one year old. I suspect that's the case with most people... I even got to suckle on it.
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First time I saw a woman's breast I wasn't even one year old. I suspect that's the case with most people... I even got to suckle on it.
I haven't seen one since then.
I can't get anyone to leave the lights on.
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I know I've said this one before but, I dreamt of mufflers and tailpipes.......
I woke up exhausted.
<S> Oz
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:rofl