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Title: LOL
Post by: Dragon on May 11, 2010, 11:21:08 AM

A woman FROM Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR.  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.  As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
 
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.  The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
 
He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'

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Post by: 68ZooM on May 11, 2010, 11:22:31 AM

  :rofl :rofl

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Post by: RTHolmes on May 11, 2010, 11:23:13 AM

 :rofl

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Post by: 1carbine on May 11, 2010, 11:25:11 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Post by: gyrene81 on May 11, 2010, 11:26:17 AM

ROFLMAO...  :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl

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Post by: Masherbrum on May 11, 2010, 11:30:05 AM

 :devil

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Post by: avionix on May 11, 2010, 12:01:39 PM

No matter how many time I her that, LMFAO!!!!!     :rofl :rofl

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Post by: Spikes on May 11, 2010, 02:06:46 PM

LOL!  :rofl

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Post by: curry1 on May 11, 2010, 02:10:52 PM

 :rofl :rofl

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Post by: Denholm on May 11, 2010, 05:09:15 PM

Spectacular! :aok

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Post by: oakranger on May 11, 2010, 05:54:52 PM

i am a tree hugger and find that funny.    :aok

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Post by: 4deck on May 12, 2010, 11:29:31 AM

 :aok :rofl

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Post by: uptown on May 12, 2010, 11:53:05 AM

<---just checking to see if Dragon was dorking things up. Carry on  :airplane:

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Post by: VonMessa on May 12, 2010, 12:00:26 PM

Quote from: uptown on May 12, 2010, 11:53:05 AM

<---just checking to see if Dragon was dorking things up. Carry on  :airplane:

Dork  :D

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Post by: Dragon on May 12, 2010, 12:08:28 PM

Thanks Skuzzy.   :furious

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Post by: Serenity on May 12, 2010, 02:21:04 PM

ROFL!!!