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Title: Funny
Post by: greens on May 12, 2010, 01:46:36 PM

TRUE STORY: about 14 years ago a ambulance gets a call, they respond to a house with a pregnant woman inside. her water broke and she was due for a baby any minute. the ambulance rushes to the hospital with the pregnant woman in agonizing pain. they get to the hospital and reach the front entrance whisk her inside reach the elevator and she screams at top of her lungs, emt says ooop shes going to have the baby in here NOW!. woman starts crying, emt says "dont feel bad" woman crys some more "I DONT WANNA HAVE MY BABY IN HERE!!!!" emt replies " don't feel bad!, we've had worse place where a pregnant lady had a baby, couple years ago we had a lady who had a baby born on the front lawn of her house!" pregnant woman crys even harder "THAT WAS ME! WAAAAAAA!!!!".

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: avionix on May 12, 2010, 01:49:35 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Dragon on May 12, 2010, 01:57:25 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: gyrene81 on May 12, 2010, 02:03:20 PM

 :lol  I think Greens was the one born on the lawn...  :D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: redman555 on May 12, 2010, 02:53:08 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Denholm on May 12, 2010, 04:43:01 PM

Talk about irreparable damage! :lol

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Curlew on May 13, 2010, 02:43:46 AM

Do you think that first one has a green thumb?

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: greens on May 13, 2010, 12:21:36 PM

Quote from: Curlew on May 13, 2010, 02:43:46 AM

Do you think that first one has a green thumb?

Prolly guna be a good mower and the 2nd prolly guna b a good elevator dude

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: JunkyII on May 13, 2010, 12:47:00 PM

Did you find this on Fmylife.com?


 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: greens on May 13, 2010, 01:23:14 PM

no heard it at the hospital from the nurses who helped deliver onea my sons

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Hap on May 13, 2010, 02:58:05 PM

 :aok

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: VonMessa on May 13, 2010, 03:11:01 PM

Things are tougher, in Alaska. 

 :D