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Title: About the Snailman
Post by: Kweassa on May 13, 2010, 11:06:17 PM

 Always been wondering.

 If we get him drunk and strip him of his clothes
 Does he become a slug?

 I've also heard snails were asexual... how can he be a Snail"man"?

 Something's fishy.

 I demand an explanation.


 :headscratch:

 
 

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: JunkyII on May 13, 2010, 11:24:15 PM

This could be EPIC :rock

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: AWwrgwy on May 13, 2010, 11:26:24 PM

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1346/lusche.jpg)


He's bionic


(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8605/rocketsnail.gif)



wrongway

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: uptown on May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM

so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 !  (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Scared-1.gif)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: AWwrgwy on May 13, 2010, 11:38:33 PM

Quote from: uptown on May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM

so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 !  (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Scared-1.gif)

NSFW (if you're a gastropod):

(http://croneandbearit.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/large_slug2.jpg)


Orgy:

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/slugSWNS2108_468x289.jpg)



wrongway

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: froger on May 13, 2010, 11:45:31 PM

Oh dear,
This is one INtense thread

any chance we will get a pie chart?  :neener:



froger

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Kweassa on May 13, 2010, 11:45:48 PM

Quote from: uptown on May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM

so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 !  (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/Scared-1.gif)

I wasn't aware snails had butts....

But then again, judging from the epic visual evidence posted wrongway, it seems snailman, is more than meets the eye...

The plot thickens.

(ps) the 'orgy' photo is disturbing. I think one of those slugs is actually the snailman naked and disguised as a slug... but I can't seem to tell which one's which, or which end is which end for that matter...

(ps2) the orgy photo might be the biggest thing since tiger's wood... er.... Tiger Woods, I mean.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: mensa180 on May 13, 2010, 11:47:11 PM

You know what they say about big feet...or foot in this case :lol.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: lyric1 on May 13, 2010, 11:50:27 PM

He will be cranky about this thread.



(http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/barneybolac/escargot.jpg)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Kweassa on May 13, 2010, 11:52:57 PM

More just in:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:zUfLdvLTq4ZeZM::micah.cowan.name/images/snail_sex_fs.jpg&t=1&h=181&w=278&usg=__qi28cs75bTap99OKqS7ZJo1Tra8=)

Oh dear lord, this is so wrong...

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: phatzo on May 13, 2010, 11:56:33 PM

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128955618907686414.png)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: froger on May 14, 2010, 12:00:20 AM

Quote from: phatzo on May 13, 2010, 11:56:33 PM

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128955618907686414.png)

This chart sir will do for now but i was hoping for a more detailed chart  :banana:




froger

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: phatzo on May 14, 2010, 12:04:55 AM

(http://www.bi.go.id/sipuk/en/text/silmuk/bekicot/images/graph3.1.JPG)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: froger on May 14, 2010, 12:38:13 AM

Now thats the ticket phatzo  :aok

Awesome chart bro  :salute




froger

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Tec on May 14, 2010, 01:29:33 AM

This thread makes me hungry and strangely aroused at the same time.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: EskimoJoe on May 14, 2010, 02:11:43 AM

Chocolate covered gastropods of hell, anyone?

 :bolt:

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: BowHTR on May 14, 2010, 09:54:48 AM

(http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/snail.jpg)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Baumer on May 14, 2010, 09:56:37 AM

Snailman getting a another pie chart loaded.

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156784587738646.gif)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Lusche on May 14, 2010, 10:14:08 AM

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6219/74684857.jpg)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Denholm on May 14, 2010, 10:16:31 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Slate on May 14, 2010, 10:36:24 AM

   Is there a Snailwoman IN his life?

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/missbelladonnamisfit/snails.jpg)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: trotter on May 14, 2010, 10:52:19 AM

(http://marinediscovery.arizona.edu/jenessaandjennywebpage/graphs_clip_image008.gif)


Discuss.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Tarstar on May 14, 2010, 11:14:48 AM

Quote from: Lusche on May 14, 2010, 10:14:08 AM

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6219/74684857.jpg)

 :lol Glad you weren't INsulted  :bolt:

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Dragon on May 14, 2010, 11:49:07 AM

Quote from: Tarstar on May 14, 2010, 11:14:48 AM

:lol Glad you weren't INsulted  :bolt:

Bottom of the chart.  5% INsulted

Quote from: Slate on May 14, 2010, 10:36:24 AM

   Is there a Snailwoman IN his life?

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/missbelladonnamisfit/snails.jpg)

I find myself unable to comment on this picture without dorking up this thread and risking the Ban Hammer.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: WMLute on May 14, 2010, 11:54:31 AM

Quote from: Lusche on May 14, 2010, 10:14:08 AM

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6219/74684857.jpg)

I SO wish I could link that funny pie chart email I P.M.'d you Lusche...


(NSFW due to language unfort.)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: ebfd11 on May 14, 2010, 11:56:27 AM

Careful or you might get the rage of the Snail up and he will come looking for ya

(http://www1.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/3151d6e232f0e51cf3fc6819a68b89ee6g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=lgtmnb1ygmn&thumb=4)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: thndregg on May 14, 2010, 01:23:36 PM

For Lusche: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTLhkEyWQw

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Kermit de frog on May 14, 2010, 02:17:48 PM

Quote from: thndregg on May 14, 2010, 01:23:36 PM

For Lusche: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTLhkEyWQw

 :lol

This is absolute awesomeness!

This whole thread the awesome.  :)

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Dragon on May 14, 2010, 02:23:52 PM

(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/bzavasnik/rocketsnail.jpg)


(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/bzavasnik/M4A375.jpg)





Coincidence?  I don't think so.

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: TonyJoey on May 14, 2010, 02:31:06 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: whipster22 on May 14, 2010, 03:08:45 PM

Quote from: Kweassa on May 13, 2010, 11:52:57 PM

More just in:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:zUfLdvLTq4ZeZM::micah.cowan.name/images/snail_sex_fs.jpg&t=1&h=181&w=278&usg=__qi28cs75bTap99OKqS7ZJo1Tra8=)

Oh dear lord, this is so wrong...

I had to watch that movie in math class horrific

its called microcosmos  :huh

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Becinhu on May 14, 2010, 03:52:30 PM

snailman killed me in a tank last night.....the round looked very pie chartish on the way in. OH THE HORROR!!!!

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Denholm on May 15, 2010, 10:42:50 AM

I suppose one third included percentage of a missed shot while two-thirds contained calculations regarding a turret-hit? :P

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Becinhu on May 15, 2010, 06:43:18 PM

Quote from: Denholm on May 15, 2010, 10:42:50 AM

I suppose one third included percentage of a missed shot while two-thirds contained calculations regarding a turret-hit? :P

Just checked the film...1/4 was missed shot percentage, 5/8 calculations regarding a turret hit, and 1/8 "Would I taste good cooked in butter?"

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Agent360 on May 15, 2010, 08:40:14 PM

Fellas

I havent had a good laugh like this in a long time

 :aok

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: 321BAR on May 16, 2010, 08:20:09 AM

out of my top ten thread, could this be negative zero? cuz one isnt good enough? :rofl guys this is the best thread i have ever had the luck of reading in my life. infinity snail :rofl

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: SHawk on May 16, 2010, 09:20:29 AM

This thread is sure to leave a Slime Trail on my Monitor :lol

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: 1MADDOG1 on May 16, 2010, 09:40:39 PM

Thought I saw tracks in the sand....... :O :rofl :O

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Eagleclaw on May 16, 2010, 10:03:04 PM

Could we mutate Snailman like the incredible Hulk and when he gets mad he turns into... say, a slug? Or a Hermit crab with a large green shell?  :P (http://www.coconutcrab.co.uk/Pictures%20Used/hermit%202.jpg) Crab Smash!  :eek:

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: Becinhu on May 17, 2010, 12:42:44 AM

Of course you realize that from now on, when a 109 G-14 is closing I will hear the "shucka,shucka,shucka" of infinity snail.......

Title: Re: About the Snailman
Post by: LLogann on May 17, 2010, 07:33:25 AM

 :lol  :rofl  :lol

Quote from: Tec on May 14, 2010, 01:29:33 AM

This thread makes me hungry and strangely aroused at the same time.