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Title: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: oneway on May 17, 2010, 09:06:18 PM: :O

Source:

http://www.worldhum.com/photos/photo/photo-you-must-see-volkswagens-german-theme-park-20100311/ (http://www.worldhum.com/photos/photo/photo-you-must-see-volkswagens-german-theme-park-20100311/)

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostadt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostadt)

(http://www.worldhum.com/images/photo_of_day/AutostadtVWtower_617.jpg)
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: ACE on May 17, 2010, 09:16:38 PM: :O
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: minke on May 17, 2010, 10:11:19 PM: All well and good, unless my wife presses the 'park' switch and still manages to smash up the car..............
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: 321BAR on May 17, 2010, 10:24:17 PM: Quote from: ACE on May 17, 2010, 09:16:38 PM
:O
what ace said :O
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: bravoa8 on May 17, 2010, 10:26:53 PM: :O
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: oneway on May 17, 2010, 10:59:06 PM: Just so you guys know...this is all part of the lead up to Skynet...

It is only a matter of time...

Regarding the parking structure....Now I cannot confirm this but.... but I believe the license plates are not numbers in the conventional sense...but a bar-code..and in order to gain access/use to this facility the bar-code on your vehicle must match the bar-code on your DL, and the one encoded in your RFID/Digital Signature implant...

Not to worry though....FRSW monitoring and routine Bio-Metric Retinal ID (Minority Report) is still a few years off...

Welcome to the brave new world...

:noid

You do realize the next step beyond automatically parking your vehicle is automatically driving your vehicle...

In Other News: Unmanned Robotic Harbor Patrol Vehicle now moving into tertiary trials...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Dm4Xx59f6NM/SydkYaqG0AI/AAAAAAAADg8/rJMsTYPSZm0/s400/may05_cs.-imindefParsSub-0001-TextImage.imindefParsSubtextimage.gif)

Lastly...tinfoil hats are completely ineffective against recent technology as this dated MIT study will surely confirm to the practical man...

On the Effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/)

(http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ali2.jpg)
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: maddafinga on May 17, 2010, 11:11:23 PM: Quote from: oneway on May 17, 2010, 10:59:06 PM
Just so you guys know...this is all part of the lead up to Skynet...

It is only a matter of time...

Regarding the parking structure....Now I cannot confirm this but.... I believe the license plates are not numbers in the conventional sense...but a barcode..and in order to gain acccess/use to this facility the barcode on your vehicle must match the barcode on your DL, and the one encoded in your RFID/Digital Signature implant...

Not to worry though....FRSW monitoring and Bio-Metric Retinal ID is still a few years off...

Welcome to the brave new world...

:noid

You do realize the next step beyond automatically parking your vehicle is automatically driving your vehicle...

In Other News: Unmanned Robotic Harbor Patrol Vehicle now moving into tertiary trials...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Dm4Xx59f6NM/SydkYaqG0AI/AAAAAAAADg8/rJMsTYPSZm0/s400/may05_cs.-imindefParsSub-0001-TextImage.imindefParsSubtextimage.gif)

Of course, they'll never go to automatically driving the vehicles, they make way too much money from traffic enforcement and dui stops to ever give up that stream of revenue.

The plus side to that of course, if it did happen, would be that drinking and driving would be completely ok!! Grab a 6 pack and jump in the car, let it take you out somewhere while you drink!! Woohoo!
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: oneway on May 17, 2010, 11:15:40 PM: Quote from: maddafinga on May 17, 2010, 11:11:23 PM
Of course, they'll never go to automatically driving the vehicles, they make way too much money from traffic enforcement and dui stops to ever give up that stream of revenue.

The plus side to that of course, if it did happen, would be that drinking and driving would be completely ok!! Grab a 6 pack and jump in the car, let it take you out somewhere while you drink!! Woohoo!

Don't get trapped in the buggy whip conundrum...

They will find replacement revenue streams through the process of enforcing the brave new rules...think outside of the box...in fact think of a new box...they love boxes...and they love putting us in them...
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: oneway on May 17, 2010, 11:20:19 PM: Regarding the empirical study on tinfoil hats...the bottom line is that evidence suggests that tinfoil is not an inhibitor, but rather an attenuator...and tinfoil specifically attenuates or amplifies those frequencies used by the government...

I am looking into lead (that would be the metal/element Lead [periodic Pb]) as an alternative right now but my busy schedule of living day to day has not allowed nor do I have access to the MIT laboratory...or its equivilant..

Stay tuned and stay vigilant...

Oneway OUt (of it)

/sarcasm
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: KgB on May 17, 2010, 11:23:17 PM: Ah...ze Germans :aok
Title: Re: You Guys Seen This? Robotic Verticle Parking Structure Germany
Post by: Curlew on May 18, 2010, 01:15:16 AM: Quote from: oneway on May 17, 2010, 10:59:06 PM
Just so you guys know...this is all part of the lead up to Skynet...
:rofl