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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mano on June 15, 2010, 12:40:27 PM
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Red neck this and red neck that..............
....but nothing beats Red Neck Dogs !!!!!!!
Now......go fetch guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.hybridredneck.com/content_images/2/redneck%20dogs.jpg)
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:aok
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:lol :lol
What do you call 32 rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth. :P
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Oh my sides are hurting...
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You know how to tell a redneck is married?
There's chewing tobacco juice stains down BOTH sides of the pickup.
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'cept maybe water skiing
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0810/water-skiing-redneck-waterskiing-demotivational-poster-1225481412.jpg)
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(http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/redneck-water-ski_gif-bin.gif)
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(http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/new-exciting-life_zany-pickle-091204.gif)
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Whats the last thing a Redneck says right before he dies?
Hey guys watch this!
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Whats the last thing a Redneck says right before he dies?
Hey guys watch this!
No, no no... it's actually: "Here, hold my beer for sec..."
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(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo298/louiswilhelm/redneck_handsfreecell.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e2/ean12967/redneck_car_alarm.jpg)
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/whitpic/internet%20pics/redneck-laptop1.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee176/Savage088/redneckiraqifreedom.jpg)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee251/vovinwinteraxe/redneck.gif)
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(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee176/Savage088/redneckiraqifreedom.jpg)
For some reason this one reminds me of the Carlos Mencia gag about using Mexican illegals as special forces.
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(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo298/louiswilhelm/redneck_handsfreecell.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e2/ean12967/redneck_car_alarm.jpg)
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/whitpic/internet%20pics/redneck-laptop1.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee176/Savage088/redneckiraqifreedom.jpg)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee251/vovinwinteraxe/redneck.gif)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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If your car cost more than your house, you might be a redneck.
If your house has more tires than your car, you might be a redneck.
(http://www.itpaystodream.com/redneckpixels/gallery/pics/redneck_trailer_sale.jpg)
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Dearest Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last
family that lived here took the house numbers when they
moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure it works so well though. Last week I put a load of
clothes in and pulled the chain...we haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last
week; the first time for three days and the second time for four
days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle
Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the
buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were
really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your
father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found
out what it is yet so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Ted fell in a whisky vat last week. Some men tried
to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned.
We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup
truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam
to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned
because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much
out of the normal has happened.
Love, Mom
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Dearest Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last
family that lived here took the house numbers when they
moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure it works so well though. Last week I put a load of
clothes in and pulled the chain...we haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last
week; the first time for three days and the second time for four
days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle
Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the
buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were
really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your
father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found
out what it is yet so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Ted fell in a whisky vat last week. Some men tried
to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned.
We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup
truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam
to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned
because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much
out of the normal has happened.
Love, Mom
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Whats the last thing a Redneck says right before he dies?
Hey guys watch this!
WRONG it's
"HEY YA'LL WATCH 'IS!"
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No, no no... it's actually: "Here, hold my beer for sec..."
That's the Yankee redneck up there in Wisconsin that says that.
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No, no no... it's actually: "Here, hold my beer for sec..."
:rofl
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Big Jim Billy Bob sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Dang it!" he said, "...if only that job was in Arkansas, Ah'd be a takin it!"
:neener:
NASCAR Fan
(http://www.pclou.com/images/photoalbums/redneck/Redneck%20NASCAR%20fan.jpg)
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Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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:rofl