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Title: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: guncrasher on June 18, 2010, 12:50:57 AM
Sweet Tea
 A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"   

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."     

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet
tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."           

**** Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: oakranger on June 18, 2010, 12:57:18 AM
 :uhoh
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: EskimoJoe on June 18, 2010, 03:16:05 AM
"I think it's funny" really is NOT a good reason to post something, IMO.
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: klingan on June 18, 2010, 03:30:03 AM
Quote from: EskimoJoe on June 18, 2010, 03:16:05 AM
"I think it's funny" really is NOT a good reason to post something, IMO.

Better then many other reasons ppl post in here IMO  :neener:
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: 1pLUs44 on June 18, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
Quote from: guncrasher on June 18, 2010, 12:50:57 AM
Sweet Tea
 A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"   

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."     

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet
tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."           

**** Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea.  I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Thought it was actually rather clever.  :aok First time I've ever head that one.
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: Tigger29 on June 18, 2010, 08:39:39 AM
Quote from: EskimoJoe on June 18, 2010, 03:16:05 AM
"I think it's funny" really is NOT a good reason to post something, IMO.

Oh LIGHTEN UP... sheesh people these days are so effin serious...

I thought it was huckin' filarious!  :lol
Title: Re: joke for shawk, please laugh I think it's funny
Post by: dunnrite on June 18, 2010, 08:44:53 AM
Quote from: Tigger29 on June 18, 2010, 08:39:39 AM
Oh LIGHTEN UP... sheesh people these days are so effin serious...

I thought it was huckin' filarious!  :lol

+1

Grow up people...Realize a joke from an insult.

I hate people