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Title: Forced Marriage
Post by: danny76 on June 23, 2010, 01:46:08 PM
Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”

( reproduced with all the usual caveats)
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Maverick on June 23, 2010, 07:49:21 PM
Well at least the sheep are still safe.
 :bolt: :D
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: bravoa8 on June 23, 2010, 07:52:55 PM
 :uhoh :uhoh Ehh, that's weird. :bolt:
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: fudgums on June 23, 2010, 07:55:29 PM
Seems like it wasn't the first time this happened... :lol :lol
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: RTHolmes on June 23, 2010, 07:57:53 PM
the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: shppr01 on June 23, 2010, 08:38:51 PM
Very mooooooving!
But still SICK!








(Some one had to say it !!)
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Delirium on June 23, 2010, 08:41:43 PM
Seems like it wasn't the first time this happened...

Yea, it seems like they were following protocol.
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Dragon on June 23, 2010, 08:43:00 PM
20 bucks says she didn't didn't look the same in the morning.  Funny how alcohol works...



 :cheers:
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: TEXAS20 on June 24, 2010, 10:57:14 AM
This is nothing new! I've been married to the cow I have sex with for years.  :rofl
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: druski85 on June 24, 2010, 11:18:55 AM
This is nothing new! I've been married to the cow I have sex with for years.  :rofl

Heh, that's good.  :lol

Seems like it wasn't the first time this happened... :lol :lol

Absolutely not.  One culture says don't do it via a holy text, another says don't do it or we'll publicly ridicule you. Bestiality has existed as long as humans have, of that I can assure you. 
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Maverick on June 24, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
Izzat from personal experience there Druski?
 :huh
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Rino on June 24, 2010, 12:59:49 PM
     Careful there Druski.  You know you can drive your whole life, and no one will call you a driver..but boink
one cow..... :rofl
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: druski85 on June 24, 2010, 01:40:06 PM
Izzat from personal experience there Druski?
 :huh

     Careful there Druski.  You know you can drive your whole life, and no one will call you a driver..but boink
one cow..... :rofl

Haha, should have seen that comin.    :lol
Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: shotgunneeley on June 24, 2010, 01:44:05 PM
bestiality is not illegal its just frowned upon, like jerking off on an airplane. How come after 9/11 everyone became so sensitive?  :bolt:








Just kidding, bestiality is sick and perverse. The above line was adapted from he film "The Hangover".


Title: Re: Forced Marriage
Post by: Maverick on June 24, 2010, 04:11:47 PM
After they drowned the "bride" did they celebrate the "wedding" with a BBQ?  :x :cheers: :devil