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Title: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 25, 2010, 08:00:38 PM
When you force your cartoon pilot to look into the sun for extended periods of time, eye damage should result, at least until the end of the sortie (but permanently would be better).
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 25, 2010, 08:06:48 PM
Genius.

Players should also have to watch their pilot sleep for 8 hours after a sortie, and guide him through recuperation after returning home with half his brain hanging out.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: grizz441 on June 25, 2010, 08:08:39 PM
Exactly who would benefit from this wish?
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 25, 2010, 08:08:46 PM
Genius.

Players should also have to watch their pilot sleep for 8 hours after a sortie, and guide him through recuperation after returning home with half his brain hanging out.

Do you think the nurses in the hospital should be modelled too?

Exactly who would benefit from this wish?

See previous statement.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: 321BAR on June 25, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
this seems like a good idea :aok but not permanently...
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 25, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Do you think the nurses in the hospital should be modelled too?

See previous statement.

Yes. Bish and Rook nurses will of course be homely drunken Russian women, while the beautiful German fraulein's will be reserved for knits.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 25, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
I want Megan Fox as the Bish nurse.  Negotiations not allowed, otherwise we'll kidnap your nurses.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 25, 2010, 08:17:30 PM
Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 25, 2010, 08:20:31 PM
Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.

Think that if you wish, but be warned that we will not hesitate to use the sheep.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: fbWldcat on June 25, 2010, 08:38:25 PM
Dibs on the tall, tan blonde.  :O

We will fight to the last man. Horde us, c'mon, I dare ya. I'll go all Bud Anderson on all you all! Or Bruce Lee...

*Pulls out ninjy can of 'bacco*
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: 321BAR on June 25, 2010, 08:40:27 PM
QUAH!!! :D <- bring those days back
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 25, 2010, 08:42:12 PM
Think that if you wish, but be warned that we will not hesitate to use the sheep.

Bah, the sheep are favorable to your nurse's's's'ssszzz.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 26, 2010, 05:40:49 AM
Bah, the sheep are favorable to your nurse's's's'ssszzz.

This disturbs me greatly.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 26, 2010, 07:07:25 PM
This disturbs me greatly.

As it should.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Nemisis on June 26, 2010, 07:12:51 PM
Impossible, our medical facilities can never be breached. The knits shall defend them with our lives.

You forget, the rooks could just sic the bish on you, and the rooks can just waltz in and take the attractive nurses, leaving you with the Russians. If you behave, we MAY let you sumplement them with some French.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 26, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
You forget, the rooks could just sic the bish on you, and the rooks can just waltz in and take the attractive nurses, leaving you with the Russians. If you behave, we MAY let you sumplement them with some French.

Sod that, I'm off to get the Swedes.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 26, 2010, 07:19:31 PM
You forget, the rooks could just sic the bish on you, and the rooks can just waltz in and take the attractive nurses, leaving you with the Russians. If you behave, we MAY let you sumplement them with some French.

It simply can not be done. Your bomber streams will have to cross 10 sectors of uncapturable 163 enabled bases to reach the female practitioners. Those pilots that do not have the perks can apply for a loan from the First National Bank of Knitland.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Nemisis on June 26, 2010, 07:23:16 PM
But you forget.... again. Its the BISH that will be doing the bleeding. After they've overwhelmed your defenses, our elite fighter units excorting the C-47 transports (flown by our best bomber pilots) will land at the hospitol, scoop up the nurses, and then we'll be on our merry way.


I love how fast we can spin out this nonsense.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 26, 2010, 07:39:09 PM
And while you're pilots are away a splinter group of our most skilled bomber fleigers will drop loads of counterfeit Rook currency all across the Rooklandish countryside, destroying faith in the paper currency, and leaving your economy in ruins.

The nurses will then proceed to dump your broke asses, and return to the land of Mercedes Benz's and Rolex's.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 26, 2010, 08:04:18 PM
And while you're pilots are away a splinter group of our most skilled bomber fleigers will drop loads of counterfeit Rook currency all across the Rooklandish countryside, destroying faith in the paper currency, and leaving your economy in ruins.

The nurses will then proceed to dump your broke asses, and return to the land of Mercedes Benz's and Rolex's.

Fine, just don't bother trying that on the Bish - we've adopted a newfangled device known as the 'credit card'.  Very impressive, it is (only those troglodyte Rooks still use that pathetic paper 'money', anyway).

EDIT: on second thoughts, we actually could use some of that paper currency over here - toilet paper's been running low lately, and you would save us considerable amounts of money by doing so (we promise not to shoot at your bombers).
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Nemisis on June 26, 2010, 08:39:40 PM
Nice try baron, but we use solid gold "bills" in rookland. Their value isn't determined by the amount of gold in them, but by what they were made as. So if you want to waste all that gold then go for it. We'll just use gold as the currency, rather something to put it on. So either way, we win. We keep the nurses, and if you attempt to undermine our economy, you'll only make us richer. We rooks are very adaptable; the material from your downed bombers gos strait into the war machine.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 26, 2010, 08:43:27 PM
The Lord Captain Dwarf of Bishland would still be obliged if the Knits were to try to disrupt our economy with some paper money, though.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: SIK1 on June 26, 2010, 11:49:49 PM
When you force your cartoon pilot to look into the sun for extended periods of time, eye damage should result, at least until the end of the sortie (but permanently would be better).

Just wait a few years.  :aok

Then you'll be wishing something could make you see better. :O
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: BrownBaron on June 27, 2010, 01:08:39 AM
Nice try baron, but we use solid gold "bills" in rookland. Their value isn't determined by the amount of gold in them, but by what they were made as. So if you want to waste all that gold then go for it. We'll just use gold as the currency, rather something to put it on. So either way, we win. We keep the nurses, and if you attempt to undermine our economy, you'll only make us richer. We rooks are very adaptable; the material from your downed bombers gos strait into the war machine.

This is why we will be dropping bills made of the worthless mineral pyrite (aka fool's gold).
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Wildcat1 on June 27, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Sod that, I'm off to get the Swedes.


im with you :rofl
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: uptown on June 27, 2010, 10:42:51 AM
Hooked a few on this one you did.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Yossarian on June 27, 2010, 10:50:36 AM
Hooked a few on this one you did.

Indeed I did.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: smoe on June 27, 2010, 11:13:26 AM
I dress up the not so desirable nurses in paratrooper fatiges and drop them in Bish and Nit towns. I recruit them by promising an unlimited supply of cigs and coffee.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Rino on June 27, 2010, 12:57:22 PM
When you force your cartoon pilot to look into the sun for extended periods of time, eye damage should result, at least until the end of the sortie (but permanently would be better).

     Um, are you seriously suggesting that someone's gameplay be permanently ruined by this?
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Plawranc on July 01, 2010, 05:14:36 PM
I will land my spitty outside the ANZAC field hospital.

Aussie Beachgirls  :x
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: bagrat on July 01, 2010, 05:48:11 PM
     Um, are you seriously suggesting that someone's gameplay be permanently ruined by this?

arent our eyes being damaged by staring at this monitor as it is and even more so when u stare at the AH sun....so i guess this is already being covered and even better than your idea u can have permanent eye damage with u in RL too.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Nemisis on July 01, 2010, 07:06:49 PM
oh goody, we get to suffer real life effects from our addiction to killing cartoon airplanes.
Title: Re: Eye damage
Post by: Denholm on July 01, 2010, 10:05:23 PM
Hooked a few on this one you did.
I rate this thread a 6 on the Neubob Scale (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,216687.0.html).