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Title: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 10:29:14 PM
Unicorn Meat (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml)

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/other/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg)

And, in breaking news:

National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat (http://consumerist.com/2010/06/national-pork-board-attempting-to-halt-sales-of-canned-unicorn-meat.html)


It's a travesty, in more ways than one.

(I thought "The other, other white meat" was baby)


wrongway
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: oneway on July 02, 2010, 10:39:04 PM
You obviously want the Giggles and Smiles section for your cuts....the choicest looks to be the right end of the Giggle...

I am whipping out the steel to freshen the edge on my favorite Unicorn knife...

 :aok

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/other/canned_unicorn_meat_diagram_embed.jpg)
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: mechanic on July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
superglue?
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Quote from: mechanic on July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
superglue?

Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?


wrongway
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: oneway on July 02, 2010, 11:24:28 PM
Quote from: mechanic on July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
superglue?

Quote from: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?

wrongway

Tragic as it might sound...and eyeopening as well...SuperGlue comes from Unicorns...specifically the Posterior Ventral region as demarcated in the schematic...

Sucks but its true...Polyisocyanurate is just a fancy name for Unicorn Bellies...

Oneway
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: kilo2 on July 03, 2010, 01:23:35 AM
Unicorn Wars new show on animal planet.
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: Blooz on July 03, 2010, 05:52:11 AM
Quote from: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?
wrongway

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CyheLlDnKA0/S2Gz68otdRI/AAAAAAAAAno/EtNFhyQFkgQ/s400/jello1.jpg)
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: RTHolmes on July 03, 2010, 06:33:09 AM
(http://www.gremlingrill.com/fat_bastard.jpg)
Title: Re: The other, other, other white meat?
Post by: Die Hard on July 03, 2010, 07:53:17 PM
Actually, superglue only comes from male unicorns...