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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mar on July 09, 2010, 04:37:50 PM
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A little girl asks her mom, "Mom, can I take the dog for a walk today?"
The mom replies, "No Sarah, you can't take her because she's in heat."
The girl asks, "What's that mean?"
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl finds her father in the garage and asks him, "Dad, can I take the dog for a walk today? Mom says I can't because she's in heat, and to come to you."
The father says, "Bring the dog over here." Then the father takes a rag and soaks it in gasoline, then scrubs the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent. "Ok you can take her now, but keep her on the leash and only go once around the block."
The girl returns a few minutes later with the leash but not the dog.
The father asks, "Where's Belle?"
"She ran out of gas halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Don't know if this is original or not, it was posted at work and I thought you guys would like it. Written from memory, some minor details changed.
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Haha!!!! :lol
-BigBOBCH
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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow says: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant says: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times
my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
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The actor David Niven recalled a similar incident that happened to his son, David Junior. They were out for a walk with their friend, the famous Noel Coward, when the youngster spotted a brace of dogs well and truly at it.
'What are those dogs doing, Uncle Noel?'
The great man replied without a moment's hesitation.
'Well, young David, the dog in front has gone blind, and his kind friend is pushing him all the way to Saint Dunstan's.'*
:cool:
* Saint Dunstan's is a well-known residential home for the blind in London.
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:rofl :rofl
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:rofl :lol Good joke.