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Title: Spy swap.
Post by: Tec on July 09, 2010, 07:27:14 PM: Who in their right mind trades Anna Chapman for four crusty old Ruskies? :furious
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: KgB on July 10, 2010, 12:24:33 AM: Quote from: Tec on July 09, 2010, 07:27:14 PM
Who in their right mind trades Anna Chapman for four crusty old Ruskies? :furious
You mean who in the right mind trades Russkie for Ruskies? Forgive me Father for we are got stupid.
Domesday is near.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Simba on July 10, 2010, 08:54:51 AM: [creeps round the back of the Russian Embassy]

Pssssst, Ivan, wanna do a deal?

Hmmmm, maybe. What you got?

Shares in BP.

NYET!!!

:cool:
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: USRanger on July 10, 2010, 09:33:28 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: AAJagerX on July 10, 2010, 05:13:22 PM: As far as I'm concerned, that redhead can spy all she wants... As long as she sends Swoop some good pics for the Wednesday Babe.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: whipster22 on July 10, 2010, 05:16:41 PM: Quote from: AAJagerX on July 10, 2010, 05:13:22 PM
As far as I'm concerned, that redhead can spy all she wants... As long as she sends Swoop some good pics for the Wednesday Babe.

speaking of that where is swoop?
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: fudgums on July 10, 2010, 05:25:06 PM: It will be a show on FOX in about 2 months...
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Die Hard on July 10, 2010, 06:14:34 PM: Anna Chapman for a Russian nuclear scientist... Yeah, I wonder why they'd agree to that.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Saxman on July 11, 2010, 09:33:18 AM: Quote from: AAJagerX on July 10, 2010, 05:13:22 PM
As far as I'm concerned, that redhead can spy all she wants... As long as she sends Swoop some good pics for the Wednesday Babe.

I just read a story that says she wants to return to her life in the US.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Reschke on July 12, 2010, 11:55:24 AM: Quote from: Saxman on July 11, 2010, 09:33:18 AM
I just read a story that says she wants to return to her life in the US.

Gee I wonder why? It can't be because where they will send her for getting caught hasn't changed in about 12000 years.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: ozrocker on July 12, 2010, 11:58:25 AM: Heard a story that her Ex posted some pretty racey photos of her.

<S> Oz
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Saxman on July 12, 2010, 05:45:25 PM: Quote from: ozrocker on July 12, 2010, 11:58:25 AM
Heard a story that her Ex posted some pretty racey photos of her.

<S> Oz

Where's Swoop?
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM: Quote from: Saxman on July 12, 2010, 05:45:25 PM
Where's Swoop?

Swoop is her ex? :D

ack-ack
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: FYB on July 12, 2010, 09:37:12 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on July 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Swoop is her ex? :D

ack-ack
For all our sakes I hope so. :devil
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Saxman on July 12, 2010, 10:45:11 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on July 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Swoop is her ex? :D

ack-ack

No, but the laws of celebrity (and yeah, with the attention she's gotten--both for the spying and being pretty hot--I think she can safely be considered a minor celebrity) probability indicates that those pics MUST be one the web somewhere. And if anyone can find them, it'd be Swoop.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: jay on July 13, 2010, 03:48:35 AM: spies????? she was no spy......spies dont get caught!
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Wolfala on July 13, 2010, 10:37:35 AM: Quote from: Saxman on July 12, 2010, 10:45:11 PM
No, but the laws of celebrity (and yeah, with the attention she's gotten--both for the spying and being pretty hot--I think she can safely be considered a minor celebrity) probability indicates that those pics MUST be one the web somewhere. And if anyone can find them, it'd be Swoop.

I kind of enjoyed this article really for what it was: http://theblemish.com/2010/07/russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-topless-sort-of/ (http://theblemish.com/2010/07/russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-topless-sort-of/)

" “Towards the end of our marriage she became very secretive, going for meetings on her own with Russian friends, and I guess it might have been because she was in contact with the Russian government.”
.........Their spies are fug and stupid. They need hotter ones. Ones with pouty lips, a firm ass, knowledge of 20 different martial arts and a love of anal."
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: RTHolmes on July 13, 2010, 12:12:53 PM: Quote from: Die Hard on July 10, 2010, 06:14:34 PM
Anna Chapman for a Russian nuclear scientist... Yeah, I wonder why they'd agree to that.

yeah really, a nuclear scientist, an SVR colonel, a GRU colonel and a KGB officer, all proper spiez for a bunch of no marks - I'd say that was a great deal :aok
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: oakranger on July 13, 2010, 01:02:24 PM: I wonder if we have spies that good looking?
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Post by: allaire on July 13, 2010, 02:23:34 PM: Quote from: RTHolmes on July 13, 2010, 12:12:53 PM
yeah really, a nuclear scientist, an SVR colonel, a GRU colonel and a KGB officer, all proper spiez for a bunch of no marks - I'd say that was a great deal :aok
Yeesh, now I understand why they are doing the deal. Let's hope that officer won't be Putin.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: RTHolmes on July 13, 2010, 02:59:17 PM: I dunno Putin's not the very best we could bag, but he'd be a pretty decent asset :D this kgb guy vasilenko was a double in the 70s/80s (arent they all when you get down to it) but is now in his 60s iirc working as a security guard at a russian tv station. not a big fish, but at least he was still serving.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Saxman on July 13, 2010, 04:21:46 PM: Quote from: Wolfala on July 13, 2010, 10:37:35 AM
I kind of enjoyed this article really for what it was: http://theblemish.com/2010/07/russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-topless-sort-of/ (http://theblemish.com/2010/07/russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-topless-sort-of/)

" “Towards the end of our marriage she became very secretive, going for meetings on her own with Russian friends, and I guess it might have been because she was in contact with the Russian government.”
.........Their spies are fug and stupid. They need hotter ones. Ones with pouty lips, a firm ass, knowledge of 20 different martial arts and a love of anal."

Only differences in how she looks in the pics they posted in that "story" vs. a magazine photoshoot is professional lighting, makeup, and an airbrush.
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 13, 2010, 05:18:26 PM: Quote from: allaire on July 13, 2010, 02:23:34 PM
Yeesh, now I understand why they are doing the deal. Let's hope that officer won't be Putin.

I believe the KBG officer is the one that provided information that ended up exposing Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: RTHolmes on July 13, 2010, 05:21:47 PM: wow thats pretty cool. he earnt a break then.

<< likes spiez stuff :D
Title: Re: Spy swap.
Post by: Simba on July 13, 2010, 05:44:47 PM: Announced on BBC News this evening: Anna Chapman has been stripped of her UK citizenship and told that she is not welcome here.

Bye, bye, baby, bye, bye.

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