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Title: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: AKP on July 25, 2010, 06:44:08 AM
The following is a page taken from the screenplay in development for Aces High - The Movie:

Setting:  European Countryside.  The Knight general at his staff are surveying the area to determine the location of a new airfield.  Note... all actors are to have a British accent.

Scene 34:

General - All right chaps...  I have decided the best place to build the new airfield is in that valley right over there. (points with riding crop)

Aide #1 - Very good sir!  And what sort of defenses shall we be deploying? (holds up map of plans to air field)

General - Well let's see shall we (looks at map)...  Let's beef it up a bit shall we?  Put in some deadly accurate, computer controlled anti aircraft guns here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here. (smacks map with riding crop each time he says "here")

Aide #1 - Very good sir...

General - And... some incredibly long range mannable anti aircraft guns here... here... here... here.... aaaaaaand.... here! (smacks map with riding crop each time he says "here")

Aide #1 - Right sir.

General - (Smiles and places his hands behind his back in satisfaction)

(long pause)

Aide #2 - (clears throat) No umm... anti tank guns sir?

General - (surprised)  Anti tank guns?!

Aide # 2 - Yes sir... in case umm... in case... well to defend against, well... tanks sir.

General - Tanks?

Aide # 3 - Oh yes sir... Tanks.  I hear the Bish and Rooks have lots of them!

(all of the staff members nod in agreement)

General - (thinks for a moment... then replies) No... no anti tank guns.

Aide # 2 - No anti tank guns sir?!  May I ask why?

General - (smiles) This is an AIR field you twit! No one is going to attack and air field with TANKS.  Why, its just... bad form.

Aide # 1, Aide #2, Aid3 # 3 - (look at each other in surprise.. then all say together) Right sir.

(long pause)

General - Well then... is that it then?

Aide # 1 - One more thing sir.  Your Headquarters sir.

General - My headquarters?

Aide # 1 - Yes sir.  Your headquarters.  The single most important spot on the entire base sir.  Where shall we build it?

General - Hmmmm.... my headquarters you say?  (looks around the area)

(long pause)

General - (smiles and points with his riding crop) How about that little village over there?

Aide # 2 - (surprised) In the village sir?

General - Yes... in the village...  Next to the pub.

(long pause)

Aide #1 - (marks the spot on the map) Right sir... and what sort of defenses shall we be placing in the village sir?

General - Defenses?  In the village?  Are you daft man?

Aide # 1 - I... I'm not sure I understand sir.

General - People live there!  We cant go putting guns in the village!  What would people think?  

Aide # 2 - But sir... your headquarters is...

General - I mean look...  if we put guns in the village, then the Rookies and the Bishies are going to want to shoot at them and all that.  Then we would have to shoot back now wouldn't we? Rather messy business in a village.  No... there will be no guns!

Aide # 1, Aide #2, Aide # 3 - (look at each other in surprise.. then all say together) Right sir.

(long pause)

Aide #1 - Well then sir... is... is there anything else then sir?

General - Yes... I want a flag!

END OF SCENE


(edited for spelling)
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Blagard on July 25, 2010, 06:53:53 AM
I say old man, jolly good write up, spot on and all that  :salute
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: HawkerMKII on July 25, 2010, 08:08:00 AM
 :aok :x
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: flatiron1 on July 25, 2010, 08:26:54 AM
I am guessing the part of the general is played by RebelSun
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: SmokinLoon on July 25, 2010, 08:30:40 AM
I think the movie "1941" with John Belushi tells the story of most of the units in AH.   :D

"So lone mama, I'm off to Yokohama!"
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: AKP on July 25, 2010, 08:31:53 AM
Quote from: flatiron1 on July 25, 2010, 08:26:54 AM
I am guessing the part of the general is played by RebelSun

Now I have to clean my coffee of my monitor Flatiron!  Thanks  :rofl
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Simba on July 25, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
LOL, could only be a Nit General, eh?

 :rofl
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: TUK on July 25, 2010, 09:30:10 AM
 :salute Excellent...
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: WWhiskey on July 25, 2010, 10:26:39 AM
nice!  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Flench on July 25, 2010, 10:35:50 AM
Very nice   :rofl
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Blooz on July 25, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Good one!

Reminds me of...
(http://420.thrashbarg.net/graham_chapman_stop_that_silly.jpg)
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: AKP on July 25, 2010, 11:21:44 AM
Quote from: Blooz on July 25, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Good one!

Reminds me of...
(http://420.thrashbarg.net/graham_chapman_stop_that_silly.jpg)

Exactly!
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Dichotomy on July 25, 2010, 05:16:24 PM
*chuckles like a drunken troll*
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: klingan on July 25, 2010, 07:53:01 PM
 :rofl :rofl

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Molsman on July 25, 2010, 08:28:24 PM
lol some people have way to much free time , but hey this could make a good movie one of these days
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: jay on July 25, 2010, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: Blooz on July 25, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Good one!

Reminds me of...
(http://420.thrashbarg.net/graham_chapman_stop_that_silly.jpg)

darn!! u beat me to it, now for something completely different


FANTASTIC!!!!
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: fbWldcat on July 25, 2010, 09:59:23 PM
A few decades ago on a continent far, far away....

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WAR! The outbreak of several Bishop and Rook porking parties has sparked annoyance in the Knight territory. Little do they know the evil Bish lord

J0KER, is behind the nefarious strikes against peace. In a race against time, countless noobs fly to the battle site where the dar is already dead

plus the ordinance is just as well gone. Meanwhile fbWldcat is sitting thinking about how badly the base is going to be horded by countless 110s,

Nikis and P-47s. Several Veteran Knight Squadrons band together. Two Freebird$, 15 68th Lightning Lancers, and 4 Kommando Nowotny sticks are

the only ones to stand in the way of the vicious onslaught. While several noobs pilot their craft the best they can to the Dagobah System in

search of a true master....

Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: USRanger on July 25, 2010, 10:21:48 PM
 :lol good stuff.  You should make one here:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?lang=uk
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Enker on July 25, 2010, 10:52:48 PM
Nah man, this would make a great community project. Maybe it could be so terrible that it would be fantastic! Release it to theaters! And then, think of the movie tie-in products! Aces High: The Movie: The Game! And for the kids, Aces High: The Movie: The Book: The Game!
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: AKP on July 26, 2010, 05:07:33 AM
Quote from: Enker on July 25, 2010, 10:52:48 PM
Nah man, this would make a great community project. Maybe it could be so terrible that it would be fantastic! Release it to theaters! And then, think of the movie tie-in products! Aces High: The Movie: The Game! And for the kids, Aces High: The Movie: The Book: The Game!

Dont forget the lunchboxes, t-shirts, action figures, and trading cards.
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: MachFly on July 26, 2010, 05:14:12 AM
 :rofl


Nice  :aok
Title: Re: Aces High - The Movie
Post by: Flench on July 26, 2010, 07:02:32 AM
and I want a HAT ! or cap some call it .