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Title: Confucius says:
Post by: JB42 on August 11, 2010, 10:09:38 AM
Confusius Says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!

Anybody else have any confucianisms?
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: Shuffler on August 11, 2010, 10:18:17 AM
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Post by: TOMCAT21 on August 11, 2010, 10:53:18 AM
he also say: Boy who fool around between periods, get caught red handed.
                : Man with hand in pants, feel cocky
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: Tupac on August 11, 2010, 12:03:43 PM
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Post by: Dichotomy on August 11, 2010, 12:17:41 PM
this thread is doomed but, what the heck, I'll play

A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.
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Post by: Mano on August 11, 2010, 12:44:27 PM
I think it is doomed also.......but I can't resist.   :D

Confucius Says: Woman who ride bicycle upside down have crack up.
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Post by: Sperky on August 11, 2010, 02:08:33 PM
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok...

Virginity like bubble...one prik, all gone.
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Post by: allaire on August 11, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
Woman who keeps man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Post by: Dragon on August 11, 2010, 02:50:53 PM
He who can catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything.






Edit: Meogieism, not confucianism
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Post by: John Curnutte on August 11, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
 Confucius says ; Man who never lies doesn't have to remember anything !

         Nutte :salute
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Post by: Treize69 on August 11, 2010, 03:33:46 PM
Confucius say: I didn't say that!
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Post by: Bruv119 on August 11, 2010, 03:35:39 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 12, 2010, 03:41:38 AM
He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.

It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

He who wants hot nurse must be patient.

I know a lot more, but are prolly ban material
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Post by: bozon on August 12, 2010, 04:53:44 AM
Confucius says: Man who get last laugh not understand joke.
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Post by: ozrocker on August 12, 2010, 06:37:17 AM
Confucius say Wofat knows all!!

Ok Wofat/UFO/Slade- Where are you? Time to chime IN.

                                                  <S> Oz
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Post by: Patches1 on August 12, 2010, 09:25:24 AM
Innocence lost, like time, cannot be regained.
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Post by: vafiii on August 12, 2010, 01:27:37 PM
"Man with big feet pay more for shoes"
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Post by: 68ZooM on August 12, 2010, 01:41:40 PM
" man with one leg has no chance at butt kicking contest "
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Post by: Mano on August 12, 2010, 03:20:24 PM
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Post by: allaire on August 12, 2010, 03:48:19 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 12, 2010, 03:48:53 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.

gah, beat me to it by 5 seconds, lol
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Post by: Mano on August 12, 2010, 04:11:44 PM
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
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Post by: dyna76 on August 12, 2010, 08:51:00 PM
Man who sleeps with woman in pantry gets butt in jam                       :bolt:
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: Slade on February 03, 2012, 11:28:45 AM
Quote
Confucius say Wofat knows all!!

Just talked to Wofat.  He says, "Truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing. ... and deth Ha Ha Ha!!!"


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Post by: flatiron1 on February 03, 2012, 11:37:11 AM
He who craps in road meets flies on his return.
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Post by: caldera on February 03, 2012, 11:58:03 AM
From Murder by Death:

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/murderbydeath_042.jpg)

"He who talk to cow on wall, like train without wheel.  Go no place fast."
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: B4Buster on February 03, 2012, 12:22:57 PM
To make egg roll: push it.
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Post by: grizz441 on February 03, 2012, 12:26:33 PM
Confucius say, man not like taste of own medicine as much as taste of own toot.
(grizz original)
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: Dragon on February 03, 2012, 12:55:56 PM
Confusius Says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!

Anybody else have any confucianisms?






He who bumps threads from the past is soon to have no future.
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: Shuffler on February 03, 2012, 12:57:19 PM
He who corrects others stands to be corrected  :neener:
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Post by: Copprhed on February 03, 2012, 01:15:57 PM
Confucius say " Woman who cooks beans and pees in same pot unsanitary!"
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Post by: dyna76 on February 03, 2012, 01:48:47 PM
Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk!"
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: dyna76 on February 03, 2012, 01:52:09 PM
Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!"
Title: Re: Confucius says:
Post by: dyna76 on February 03, 2012, 01:53:58 PM
Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk!"
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Post by: dedalos on February 03, 2012, 02:56:21 PM
Confucious says: he who clicks button fast, triple posts  :old: