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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB42 on August 11, 2010, 10:09:38 AM
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Confusius Says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!
Anybody else have any confucianisms?
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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he also say: Boy who fool around between periods, get caught red handed.
: Man with hand in pants, feel cocky
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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this thread is doomed but, what the heck, I'll play
A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.
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I think it is doomed also.......but I can't resist. :D
Confucius Says: Woman who ride bicycle upside down have crack up.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok...
Virginity like bubble...one prik, all gone.
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Woman who keeps man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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He who can catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything.
Edit: Meogieism, not confucianism
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Confucius says ; Man who never lies doesn't have to remember anything !
Nutte :salute
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Confucius say: I didn't say that!
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:rofl
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He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.
It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
He who wants hot nurse must be patient.
I know a lot more, but are prolly ban material
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Confucius says: Man who get last laugh not understand joke.
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Confucius say Wofat knows all!!
Ok Wofat/UFO/Slade- Where are you? Time to chime IN.
<S> Oz
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Innocence lost, like time, cannot be regained.
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"Man with big feet pay more for shoes"
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" man with one leg has no chance at butt kicking contest "
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
gah, beat me to it by 5 seconds, lol
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Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
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Man who sleeps with woman in pantry gets butt in jam :bolt:
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Confucius say Wofat knows all!!
Just talked to Wofat. He says, "Truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing. ... and deth Ha Ha Ha!!!"
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He who craps in road meets flies on his return.
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From Murder by Death:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/murderbydeath_042.jpg)
"He who talk to cow on wall, like train without wheel. Go no place fast."
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To make egg roll: push it.
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Confucius say, man not like taste of own medicine as much as taste of own toot.
(grizz original)
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Confusius Says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!
Anybody else have any confucianisms?
He who bumps threads from the past is soon to have no future.
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He who corrects others stands to be corrected :neener:
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Confucius say " Woman who cooks beans and pees in same pot unsanitary!"
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Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk!"
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Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk!"
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Confucious says: "Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk!"
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Confucious says: he who clicks button fast, triple posts :old: