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Title: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: gyrene81 on August 14, 2010, 09:31:27 AM
Brave warriors of the Empire of Japan, I bring you word from our Emperor.

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私の勇敢な武士の戦士たちが、臆病な敵に勇気と勇敢な行動を天皇、あなたの祖先とあなたの国に名誉をもたらした。我々は機会ごとに継続しなければならないの犬を破壊と戦うと。

戦いのためにあなたの勇気と名誉、私は感謝の私のトークンと謙虚な使者を送ってもよい。

あなたの最も名誉ある皇帝

昭和天皇

My brave bushido warriors, your brave and courageous actions against the cowardly enemy have brought honor to your emperor, your ancestors and your country. We shall continue to fight and destroy the dogs at every opportunity.

For your bravery and honor in battle, i send my emissary with humble tokens of my appreciation.

Your most honored emperor

showa tenno

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/505477178_fce696e006.jpg)

(http://yeinjee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/malaysia-super-gt-059.jpg)

(http://yeinjee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/malaysia-super-gt-052.jpg)


And...his Majesty's emissary searched far and wide for an appropriate reward to give CiC Bino:

(http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/2754578/underwear-chimp.jpg)

The rest of you dogs, hands off.



Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: Bino on August 14, 2010, 09:47:36 AM
 :rofl

I am... um... honored... I guess...?

JG11 had a busy night, in bombers.  From the logs, it looks like we tangled with at least three squads: 364th C-HAWKS FG, FATE, and 9GIAP VVS RKKA.  Thanks to a fine escort job by the 68th Lightning Lancers, we made it to our target, air base A116, pretty much intact.  Although we of JG11 are not exactly bomber specialists, I think we did a credible job of putting at least *some* of our ordinance in the general vicinity of our intended targets.

Thanks very much to all who flew last night, and the FSO CM Staff as well, for a very engaging evening!  :salute

Here is a shot of our survivors, after returning to our (damaged) base, A65:

(http://kenshelby.us/fso/landed.jpg)
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: razmataz on August 14, 2010, 03:18:41 PM
That chick in the bottom picture, the one getting into the hot tub. I think I dated her at one time. :banana:
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: AKP on August 14, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
***URGENT TELEGRAPH TRANSMISSION***

FROM: COMMANDER USAFFE - MINDANAO  

TO: CINCPAC - HAWAII

RE: JAPANESE PRISONERS

---------------------------------------------------------------

INTERCEPTED JAPANESE TRANSPORT CARRYING SCANTILY CLAD JAPANESE FEMALE NATIONALS STOP
HAVE DETAINED THEM FOR "QUESTIONING" STOP
THEY ARE VERY CO OPERATIONAL STOP
FOUND MONKEY ON TRANSPORT STOP
RETURNED MONKEY AND SEVERAL JAPANESE TRANSVESTITE PARATROOPERS TO TRANSPORT STOP
GAVE THEM A FEW SHEEP TO TAKE WITH THEM STOP
TRANSPORT ALLOWED TO RETURN TO ORIGINAL COURSE STOP
NEW FRESH WATER CONDENSER IS WORKING FINE STOP
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: dmdchief on August 15, 2010, 01:42:50 AM
NOW THAT IS FUNNY, I don't care whooo you are

SALUTE
Frank Williams
ab8aac out
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: APDrone on August 15, 2010, 09:21:27 AM
私の勇敢な武士の戦士たちが、臆病な敵に勇気と勇敢な行動を天皇、あなたの祖先とあなたの国に名誉をもたらした。我々は機会ごとに継続しなければならないの犬を破壊と戦うと。

戦いのためにあなたの勇気と名誉、私は感謝の私のトークンと謙虚な使者を送ってもよい。

あなたの最も名誉ある皇帝

昭和天皇

Translated:

***URGENT TELEGRAPH TRANSMISSION***

FROM: MEDICAL COMMANDER - MINDANAO  

TO: TOKYO GENERAL - TOKYO

RE: PATIENT INTERCEPT AND DETENTION  

---------------------------------------------------------------

BE ADVISED THAT A QUARANTINE TRANSPORT (CLAPTRAP MARU) OF 'MORALE OFFICERS' ENROUTE BACK TO THE MAINLAND HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED BY THE IMPERIAL WAR-DOGS STOP

OFFICERS IN ADVANCED STATE OF INFECTION HAVE BEEN RETAINED BY THEIR CAPTORS AND REPLACED WITH A STRANGE QUADRUPED: SEE IMAGE
(http://www.ka4zzq.com/Mongrels/Sheep.jpg)

DUE TO ADVANCED STATE, HOSTILITIES RECOMMENDED TO BE SUSPENDED UNTIL OFFICERS ARE RECLAIMED AND TREATED STOP.  

NAGUMO STILL WANTS HIS 2 DOLLARS  STOP
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: AKP on August 15, 2010, 09:25:24 AM
 :rofl Thanks!  I just spit coffee all over my monitor!   :aok 
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: AKP on August 15, 2010, 09:30:04 AM
***URGENT TELEGRAPH TRANSMISSION***

FROM: COMMANDER USAFFE - MINDANAO 

TO: CINCPAC - HAWAII

RE: EPIDEMIC

---------------------------------------------------------------

SEND PENICILLIN ASAP STOP
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: dmdchief on August 15, 2010, 12:00:56 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl  you 2 have got to stop, I am laughing so hard my sides hurt......... Boy if I ever get next to you to in real life I will have to go get a bottle of nitro to keep me from having a heart attack


SALUTE
ab8aac/ dmdchief
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: kansas2 on August 15, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
 :rofl   
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: daddog on August 15, 2010, 04:15:19 PM
ROFL!
You guys are good!  :aok
Title: Re: Axis Award - Mindanao Sunset
Post by: InCrypt on August 16, 2010, 04:20:17 PM
***TELEGRAPH TRANSMISSION***

FROM: COMMANDER USAFFE – MINDANAO

TO: CINCPAC – HAWAII

RE: FURLOUGH TRANSPORT

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MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS PROCEEDING FASTER THAN PROJECTED STOP
REQUIEST TRANSPORT C-47 FOR UN-INFECTED PERSONELL WHO HAVE BEEN GRANTED FURLOUGH STOP
WILL BE FULLY STAFFED TO RESUME HOSTILITIES ON 9/3 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,294839.0.html) STOP
PLEASE INCLUDE CASE OF SCOTCH ON C-47 FOR ‘MEDICINAL’ PURPOSES STOP