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Title: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: uptown on August 15, 2010, 04:21:31 AM
I couldn't get any alt, speed or anything. It took all I could muster to get a few kills in the pos before I'd get blown from the sky. After about the 10th sortie or so I realised I had two 1000lbers and 10 rockets strapped to the wings.  :rolleyes: And no I wasn't drinking.  :lol
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 15, 2010, 04:49:06 AM
same thing here, but with two drop tanks
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: Hawk55 on August 15, 2010, 06:52:36 AM
ROFLMAO...been there & done that myself.  I blame the 'ground crew' & restrict them to base.   :lol
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: FLOTSOM on August 15, 2010, 10:45:48 AM
some of the Muppet's were in blue late last night and while i was sitting the tower...again.....i was listening to their chatter on squad vox.  :airplane: :joystick:

i was listening to Grizz, Sunbat, and Kappa as the were telling Ink (Mortis to you mortals) where the gang that was attacking him was coming from and which way the biggest threats to him were were etc etc as they were trying to close the 5k separation to get to him and clear his 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 highs mids and lows, (yes he was surrounded).  :airplane: :joystick: :airplane: :angel:

well as they continued to call out the cons they began to also call out "damn!" "cool maneuver!" "nice turn!" "sweet shot!" and other things that if i posted here would get me Skuzzified.  :x :x :banana: :banana:

by the time they reach Ink he had destroyed i believe he said 4 of the bandits and smashed himself an escape hole through the bogie's.  :airplane: :joystick: :airplane: :rock

as Grizz passed Ink he exclaimed "Hey Ink, are you carrying drop tanks?"  :headscratch:

Ink responded with "S&%T, did i forget to drop those?"  :O

I guess the moral to the story is......Muppet's may not be the brightest stars in the sky, :headscratch: :banana: :headscratch: but when they shine they damn well rule it!!!!  :neener: :devil :banana: :banana: :rock :neener:

 :bolt: :bolt: :devil :devil

 :neener:  :neener:  :neener:
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: infowars on August 15, 2010, 11:13:52 AM
lol...  It easy to hate the best.  Like for example.  How many people hate Jeff Gordon,  The Lakers,  Yankees,  etc probably just as many as like them.

Good post Flot, you muppets have always been nice about serving up the whoop azz... = )
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: FLOTSOM on August 15, 2010, 11:17:15 AM
lol...  It easy to hate the best.  Like for example.  How many people hate Jeff Gordon,  The Lakers,  Yankees,  etc probably just as many as like them.

Good post Flot, you muppets have always been nice about serving up the whoop azz... = )

Thanx for the compliment, but it's Those Muppet's not this one that is nice about serving up the whoop azz! My pet name in the squad is BAIT!

 :airplane: :joystick: :airplane: :headscratch: :O

we need an emoticon for crashing and burning!!!!
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: sandwich on August 15, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
You muppets last night.  :mad:

I got killed in my P-38 by grizz on 2 seperate occasions and apparently you guys started using magnet-geoss rounds on your K4's.

I initiate rolling scissors, Get shot at my tail, YES! He only pinged me with his 13mm, Roll over to get the kill, and my tail falls off.

10 seconds between being hit and actually getting killed.

I hate you guys, giving me a shred of hope before pulling out the detonator and destroying my hopes, dreams, childhood innocence, stealing my girlfriend, Foreclosing on my house, Kicking my dog, and giving me a wet willie as I lay on the ground in the fetal position trying to reclaim the last shred of my sanity.

Damn you Muppets! Damn you to hell!    :cry
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: grizz441 on August 15, 2010, 11:46:06 AM
You muppets last night.  :mad:

I got killed in my P-38 by grizz on 2 seperate occasions and apparently you guys started using magnet-geoss rounds on your K4's.

I initiate rolling scissors, Get shot at my tail, YES! He only pinged me with his 13mm, Roll over to get the kill, and my tail falls off.

10 seconds between being hit and actually getting killed.

I hate you guys, giving me a shred of hope before pulling out the detonator and destroying my hopes, dreams, childhood innocence, stealing my girlfriend, Foreclosing on my house, Kicking my dog, and giving me a wet willie as I lay on the ground in the fetal position trying to reclaim the last shred of my sanity.

Damn you Muppets! Damn you to hell!    :cry

That was a hell of a furball last night on Mindnao.  Was lots of fun, but believe me, we scattered our fair share of Bf109 parts across the map too.   :cheers:
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: The Fugitive on August 15, 2010, 11:57:50 AM
I pounded the crap out of a 262 with my F4u, was hoping to get the kill on a Muppet, but got jumped by 4 or 5 others and ended up dieing again. My guess is the 262 limped home. Was a lot of fun last night tho.
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: grizz441 on August 15, 2010, 12:03:43 PM
I pounded the crap out of a 262 with my F4u, was hoping to get the kill on a Muppet, but got jumped by 4 or 5 others and ended up dieing again. My guess is the 262 limped home. Was a lot of fun last night tho.

IIRC we were only in 262s once last night, which was to intercept a very large mission heading to our SW base from the 5k base.  Other than that, we were mostly in K4s mixing it up.
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: texastc316 on August 15, 2010, 12:36:32 PM
yeah muppets were tight last night, friggin 109s all around, ruling the skies. I got a couple of muppet kills and assists, but most of my deaths were muppet related (thanks kappa) I hate flying against you guys but it was so much fun I couldnt stop upping for another beating.
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: ink on August 15, 2010, 05:24:06 PM
You muppets last night.  :mad:

I got killed in my P-38 by grizz on 2 seperate occasions and apparently you guys started using magnet-geoss rounds on your K4's.

I initiate rolling scissors, Get shot at my tail, YES! He only pinged me with his 13mm, Roll over to get the kill, and my tail falls off.

10 seconds between being hit and actually getting killed.

I hate you guys, giving me a shred of hope before pulling out the detonator and destroying my hopes, dreams, childhood innocence, stealing my girlfriend, Foreclosing on my house, Kicking my dog, and giving me a wet willie as I lay on the ground in the fetal position trying to reclaim the last shred of my sanity.

Damn you Muppets! Damn you to hell!    :cry



 :rofl :rofl

oh man that is priceless :salute
Title: Re: My 38 was a brick tonite......
Post by: Dichotomy on August 15, 2010, 07:22:49 PM
You muppets last night.  :mad:

I got killed in my P-38 by grizz on 2 seperate occasions and apparently you guys started using magnet-geoss rounds on your K4's.

I initiate rolling scissors, Get shot at my tail, YES! He only pinged me with his 13mm, Roll over to get the kill, and my tail falls off.

10 seconds between being hit and actually getting killed.

I hate you guys, giving me a shred of hope before pulling out the detonator and destroying my hopes, dreams, childhood innocence, stealing my girlfriend, Foreclosing on my house, Kicking my dog, and giving me a wet willie as I lay on the ground in the fetal position trying to reclaim the last shred of my sanity.

Damn you Muppets! Damn you to hell!    :cry

way too long for a sig but <S> to all sounds like a good time