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Title: Joke that I got in an email
Post by: ariansworld on August 27, 2010, 07:53:47 AM
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!!




A man  walks into a drug store with his 8-year old  son.
They happen  to walk by the condom display, and the boy  asks,
"What are  these, Dad?


To which  the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are  called
Condoms son. Men use them to have safe  sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy  pensively.
Yes, I've  heard of that in health class at  school."
He looks  over the display and picks up a package  of
3 and asks,  "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The  dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,  one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for  Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices  a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these  for?"

"Those are for college men," the  dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for  Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!"  exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he  asks, picking
Up a 12  pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad  replied,

"Those  are for married men. One for January, one for  February, one for  March......."   


Title: Re: Joke that I got in an email
Post by: 4deck on August 27, 2010, 12:02:07 PM
 :rofl

I needed that. Just the sad thread.

Thnax
Title: Re: Joke that I got in an email
Post by: Tupac on August 27, 2010, 05:25:10 PM
Lol
 :aok
 :noid


Title: Re: Joke that I got in an email
Post by: Farmboy1 on August 27, 2010, 05:56:21 PM
LOL, funny but is true. :cheers:
Title: Re: Joke that I got in an email
Post by: Dragon on August 27, 2010, 05:57:48 PM
Ouch



 :rofl