Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Getback on September 15, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Oakland !!”
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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LOL
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*Inserts Detroit Lions, takes out the Superbowl part, adds Chic-fil-a bowl part, replaces "adoring fans" with "fans who cover their heads with paper bags in shame."
:D
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hahahahah LMAO :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :aok :aok
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:rofl
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Too funny
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Think of it this way, at least it isn't richmond :D
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Oldie here-->
ST.Peter at the pearly gates was often interested in IQ's of people as waited to enter heaven.
On his chart for today was the first man whose IQ was 160! As the man approached, St. Peter decided to do his usually small talk, and noting the man's IQ, decided that Quantum Physics was a good subject.
Soon this gentleman was on his way and the next approached...this next gentleman had an IQ of 130...so St. Peter began discussing the aspects of Formula 1 racing, different brands of pleasure boats with this soul and soon this gentleman was on his way through the pearly gates.
Next on his list was a man with an IQ of 70, and as the man approached St. Peter, St.Peter said "Hiya! how 'bout them Raiders!?"
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Wow, I didn't even realize this posted. It took so long to post I actually closed the internet and then here it is.
Obviously I thought that was really good.