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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Wayout on September 28, 2010, 09:19:43 AM
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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was
diverted to Sydney Along the way. The flight attendant explained that there
would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the
plane would re-board In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was Blind. The pilot had
noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her
Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the
entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot
approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sydney for
almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe my dog Buddy would like to stretch
his legs.'
Now picture this...
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked
up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was
even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
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hahahah good one :airplane:
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:rofl, reminds me of this one:
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind.
The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"