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Title: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: fudgums on October 07, 2010, 05:02:43 AM
sex.

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if They
are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite
coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a ! vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished
last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: canacka on October 07, 2010, 07:05:43 AM
  :aok  :rofl Those are pretty good!
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: 4deck on October 07, 2010, 07:59:17 AM
 :old:
If Fishing in one spot is getting boring, you can alwas move your pole to another spot.
 :neener:
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: 007Rusty on October 07, 2010, 08:22:32 AM
 :rofl  :aok

:old:
If Fishing in one spot is getting boring, you can alwas move your pole to another spot.
 :neener:
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: Flench on October 07, 2010, 08:53:29 AM
 :aok
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: RoGenT on October 07, 2010, 03:14:07 PM
lol great find  :aok :aok
Title: Re: Why fishing is better than....
Post by: Shuffler on October 07, 2010, 03:24:38 PM
 :aok