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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: SunBat on October 11, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
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Coffee black, cigarette. Gonna start this day like all the rest. It was a rough night in the newly constructed and dedicated AOM barracks. Intermittent screeches of pain and squeals of delight kept most of the Muppets bobbing in and out of sleep as Ink finished up tattooing dancing bananas over Flotsoms entire body. Last night all Ink had left to do was the bottoms of his feet. I grab my aching forhead and shuffle down the hall toward the living area as I think about Flot insisting that every part of his body be covered with an emoticon so he can insinuate the annoying things in front of every single person he comes in contact with – as if the poor AH BBS slobs aren’t enough.
I notice that the only two other Muppets up are Flench and Kappa. I walk into the Kitchen/Living area and notice a portfolio binder in the trash. I smile to myself, walk over to the trashcan and fetch it out. Yep, it’s Grizz’s binder with pages and pages of screenshots of the AH front page showing his Top Fighter rank. It looks like that failed to impress the ladies at the bar once again, so he brought it home and threw it away – as usual. I dusted it off and took it over to his locker and placed it back in its spot next to his JB11 and TonyJoey voodoo dolls. I was a little surprised to note that the TJ doll was sitting on a compass rose and it had a miniature Oakland Raiders pennant pinned to its forhead and the doll was turned to point the pennant to the SouthEast. I shrugged my shoulders, closed the door, wondered what that was about and headed to the coffee pot.
On my way to the coffee pot, I kicked a butter knife that was on the floor in front of a wall socket and only then did I notice the signs that a bit of a scuffle must have taken place. My guess is that Zap tricked IrishOne into sticking the butter knife into the wall socket again.
I got my coffee and headed to the front door when I noticed that a faint wiff of Chanel No.5 and honeybuns was in the air - Delirium must have come in and snooped around some last night while we were sleeping. Made a mental note to ask him for his keys back next time I have a chance.
I opened the door, stepped out into the morning and practically twisted my ankle on The Daily Whine – the AH world’s daily newspaper. I picked it up and made my way out to my spot past the hangers. I noticed Kappa’s LA-5 was gone and saw Flench spear fishing down by the lake. I sat down, took a sip of coffee and flipped through the paper. Nothing new, same old stuff, the limey’s are whining about being locked out of the reindeer games, lawsuit upon lawsuit about collisions where each is blaming the other, blah, blah, blah. I turn to the obits, pretty much the same there too, everyone died yesterday at least four or five times, nothing remarkable except for the fact that some guy named shogun was murdered 49 times by a guy named Twintail. Interesting.
I tossed the paper aside and it being Monday morning I decided to ponder CorkyJr’s sermon from the day before. It was called “Down and Dirty on the Deck”. It was pretty much the same as all of his other sermons and that got me to wandering why I still go to hear him anyway. Then I remembered the last time I missed a Sunday meeting and how high and mighty Shuffler acted when I bumped into him at the dime store later that week. I just can’t give him the satisfaction and besides, I like seeing how Ack-Ack fixes his hair and what Silat wears that day.
Just as I was setting the paper down and about to pull out my smokes and my limited edition SunBat Zippo, my phone starts to ring the General Lee horn ringtone. That’s Kappa’s ringtone - he never calls unless there is an emergency. I answer and he is frantic telling us to roll the WAW unit immediately. He explains that only the AoM WAW unit can handle a mission of such great peril and import as this one. I jump up, run to the nearest hangar, slam the WAW ALERT button and the entire base is filled with Agent360’s voice “Wings Against Wheels, Scramble, Scramble. Wings Against Wheels, Scramble, Scramble.”
I run to the black JU-H88 and begin the preflight checklist. Zap appears and jumps in next to me in the co-pilot’s seat, Irish comes bouncing in and lands in his spot in one of the rear gunner’s seat. I turn to Zap and ask him where Grizz is and he explains that he was running along side of him and then he turned around and ran back into the barracks. I curse under my breath and start to taxi without him. Irish yells for me to stop and wait, Grizz is on his way. Grizz climbs in with a big white sign in his hand and sticks it up against the window. We roll.
On the way to the target Corky’s sermon replays in my head over and over again. I want this to be quick, I want this to be clean, I want to keep my crew safe, I want to hit hard and be cheap if necessary and I want to get out of there. But the sermon echoes in my head. Down and Dirty on the Deck. Down and Dirty on the Deck. Down and Dirty on the Deck. I make my decision. This is going to be a fair fight no matter what. I’m doing it Corky’s way even if Irish, Zap, SunBat and Grizz all show up in the obits tomorrow one more time than we should. It’s gonna be down and dirty on the deck even though this foe is skillful, lethally armed, spry, slick, sometimes invisible, and very very deadly. It doesn’t matter. When the fight is over and AoM WAW owns this guy, he is going to know he got owned fair and square.
We approach the target.
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/1.jpg)
I drop two warning shots across his bow to let him know we are definitely engaged. We see his gun pointed at us, but we let honor quell our fear of death and do not go for the kill.
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/2.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/3.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/4.jpg)
Taking great personal risk and showing him our 6, we release the bombs long that we brought before we decided to get Down and Dirty on the Deck.
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/5.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/6.jpg)
Next I come in low and fire shots out over his head to let him know what this is going to be fair and we won’t be cheap. We want to be his friend after we murder him. By the way, you can see him do some tricky WCM’s to avoid my shots and attempt to work himself around on us.
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/7.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/8.jpg)
I don’t fall for it and do some fancy ACM’s to take a lower pass letting him know that we mean business and he had better be ready.
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/9.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/10.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/11.jpg)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/12.jpg)
Now the battle is joined. He maneuvers for the kill, setting up a deadly crossing shot.
(At this point please note that he is unfairly using his gun and we are only firing warning shots.)
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/13.jpg)
Luckily for us he fires low. I turn my head to see my tail to deliver the final death blow --- BUT GRIZZ’S SIGN IS BLOCKING MY VIEW!!!!!!!!!!
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/14a.jpg)
I use my instinct; (I think Corky was there with me because I had been so honorable up to this point :D). The death blow is coming!!!
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/juh88.jpg)
OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Sunbatt/swimmer/17.jpg)
AOM OWNS YOU – Down and Dirty on the Deck – Fair and Square…
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:rofl
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Lol,
Love the signs. :rofl
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mwaahaha
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:lol
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Now you need to make a sign for gunners. :devil
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You've been playing way to long your completely nuts...but i enjoyed the hell out of reading it
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Did you sat he performed WCMs... lmao
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Oh man, that's good stuff. I hope this trend of AAR's continues.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:salute
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:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
i dont know which of you Muppet's did it, but when i find out who switched the anti-biotic cream i use on my freshly dancing bananna tattooed feet with Ben Gay im gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great work you guys!!! funniest thing i have read in a long time!!!!! :salute :aok :salute
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Genius :lol
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:rofl
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Superb.
Stop playing this game, you should be working on your novel.
- oldman
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That is just rude shooting chutes on the deck is terrible. That guy was just having his fun walking on water and you went and ruined it. You Muppets and all your kind are terrible especially the one known as "kappa." Although you Sunbat may take the cake.
This is the problem with the world and Aces High.
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That is just rude shooting chutes on the deck is terrible. That guy was just having his fun walking on water and you went and ruined it. You Muppets and all your kind are terrible especially the one known as "kappa." Although you Sunbat may take the cake.
This is the problem with the world and Aces High.
actually Sunbat did steal Kappa's cake and made Kappa cry! it was at Gizz's 12th birthday party (sometime late last week) Kappa wouldnt stop crying like a lil school girl until hlbly let him ride the sheep and Mrs. WAX gave him ice cream.
it was really pathetic!!!!!!
Muppet birthday parties are always drama filled!!
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<S> Unknown Swimmer
You fought valiantly, but still got sliced in half by a blunt piece of metal.
When we rolled the WAW back to the AoM station, Slash was in charge of cleaning the blood off of the horizontal stabilizer. He squawked that he did not get to ride along for this most honorable of missions, so we made him a deal. If he gets all the blood off the stabilizer, and then, paints a swimmer kill tally insignia next to the jeep insignia, he will get a first class seat. He accepted the terms. Stay tuned for the next saga in "The Adventures of the AoM Ju-H88".
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BRILLIANT!
Damm effin BRILLIANT!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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That was brilliant!, more please!
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Tragic.
Remember the Swimmer
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Tragic.
Remember the Swimmer
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lol so good!
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:rofl
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I opened the door, stepped out into the morning and practically twisted my ankle on The Daily Whine – the AH world’s daily newspaper. I picked it up and made my way out to my spot past the hangers. I noticed Kappa’s LA-5 was gone and saw Flench spear fishing down by the lake. I sat down, took a sip of coffee and flipped through the paper. Nothing new, same old stuff, the limey’s are whining about being locked out of the reindeer games, lawsuit upon lawsuit about collisions where each is blaming the other, blah, blah, blah. I turn to the obits, pretty much the same there too, everyone died yesterday at least four or five times, nothing remarkable except for the fact that some guy named shogun was murdered 49 times by a guy named Twintail. Interesting.
That is priceless. :cheers:
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Hehe, that is good. :lol :cheers:
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OMG Sunbat needs to get a girlfriend. He has WAY too much free time on his hands...
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That is just rude shooting chutes on the deck is terrible. That guy was just having his fun walking on water and you went and ruined it. You Muppets and all your kind are terrible especially the one known as "kappa." Although you Sunbat may take the cake.
This is the problem with the world and Aces High.
Beware of the reverse troll.... :noid :D
Btw, this was not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. As far as I am concerned, this is just a play on a long-standing joke that we should all be able to laugh about. If anyone is upset, I apologize.
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Btw, this was not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. As far as I am concerned, this is just a play on a long-standing joke that we should all be able to laugh about. If anyone is upset, I apologize.
I doubt anyone took offense. If they did, they take this game WAY too seriously.. :noid
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Thanks SunBat, I just had 3 people knock on my office door to make sure I was ok. That was hilarious Sir. :salute
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Beware of the reverse troll.... :noid :D
Btw, this was not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. As far as I am concerned, this is just a play on a long-standing joke that we should all be able to laugh about. If anyone is upset, I apologize.
Ah just throwing a hook out there nobody took the bait.
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absolutly awesome :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Epic
nuff said
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OMG Sunbat needs to get a girlfriend. He has WAY too much free time on his hands...
Sunbatt has a wife... in fact, she interrupted one of our duels :lol
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Sunbatt has a wife... in fact, she interrupted one of our duels :lol
ummmm that was actually his cousin/wife and you guys were in her bedroom during your "duel", it was almost a guarantee that she would interupt you guys once sesame street was over and it was nap time!!!!!!
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:lol
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Absolutely Hilarious! :rofl :aok
SWkiljoy
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:rofl
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I really wish that the 80th could have shown their love. Do you guys seriously have no sense of humor or is there some sort of official gag order in effect? I mean, if CAP1 isn't posting gibberish in here, there must be a gag order. You guys take this thang wayyy too seriously. :rolleyes:
Lighten up fellers. :aok
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It's hilarious as a random interlude and a slight jab at those who didnt like jeep vs 262. Obviously it wasn't an intentional hook for an entire squadron, was it Grizz??
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It's hilarious as a random interlude and a slight jab at those who didnt like jeep vs 262. Obviously it wasn't an intentional hook for an entire squadron, was it Grizz??
I think the reader can make that judgment fairly easily!
Heck, I didn't even escape Sunbat's post unscathed. He called me a score ho and rubbed my face in my losses to TJ and Jb11! :lol
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I really wish that the 80th could have shown their love. Do you guys seriously have no sense of humor or is there some sort of official gag order in effect? I mean, if CAP1 isn't posting gibberish in here, there must be a gag order. You guys take this thang wayyy too seriously. :rolleyes:
Lighten up fellers. :aok
(http://www.knitemare.org/cats/serious_cat.jpg)
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I think the reader can make that judgment fairly easily!
Heck, I didn't even escape Sunbat's post unscathed. He called me a score ho and rubbed my face in my losses to TJ and Jb11! :lol
indeed, as you did lose to TJ and Eleven and can be a score ho :D
but calling out the 80th for being too serious? That's a desperate angle if ever there was one. There are better ways to further this thread. Like bacon.
S!
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but calling out the 80th for being too serious? That's a desperate angle if ever there was one.
S!
I would have thought the same? Evidence does not lie though! :aok
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The evidence you present is that you say no 80th member has posted?
You can troll me on the subject if you like, but you certainly aint gunna get 80th participation with this bait :neener:
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The evidence you present is that you say no 80th member has posted?
You can troll me on the subject if you like, but you certainly aint gunna get 80th participation with this bait :neener:
I don't have a laminated list of their current roster but no I don't think so. :cry
They must have banded together against those pesky trollers Sunbat and Grizz. :cry
They are flying "smart" here on the bbs. :lol
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B-38s were made for cherry picking, you may have a point
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Lets go get some beers wait for meee!
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:rofl
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i think you gave him an honrable death compared to what he could have become. (A whale turd)
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i think you gave him an honrable death compared to what he could have become. (A whale turd)
:rofl
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Gimme some of what you're smoking SunBat. :aok
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You go to hell for what Sunbat smokes
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You go to hell for what Sunbat smokes
starts with a "P", ryhmes with "Role"?
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H8
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H8
Some where over the rainbowww... way up high... :banana:
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starts with a "P", ryhmes with "Role"?
:aok
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i think you gave him an honrable death compared to what he could have become. (A whale turd)
Jonah, ya gotta forgive & forget....let it go. After all he spit you out, didn't he? :banana:
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:rofl I enjoyed that
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Sun...
Really? You are wasting that kind of talent on the likes of us? :noid
:rofl Superb!!! I've been laughing through this entire thread :aok :aok
As for Grizz.....
I'm watching out for you. Next time I see you, I'm testing my new Ballistic Engaged and Actuated Real-Time Recovery and Anti-Pwnage Device aka: the B.E.A.R.T.R.A.P. Yes, I can fire the winch cable like a grappling hook, now.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/100_1453.jpg)
Next time you come across some unsuspecting and innocent Jeeper, BEWARE!
Lets see how well that Schwalbe flies with a Jeep hanging under it :devil
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Jonah, ya gotta forgive & forget....let it go. After all he spit you out, didn't he? :banana:
He violated me in ways you couldnt even imagine. I cant turn my back to the water when I go to the beach without hesitation. never forget
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Nice Jeep VonMessa . That's to funny , lol .
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Sun...
Really? You are wasting that kind of talent on the likes of us? :noid
:rofl Superb!!! I've been laughing through this entire thread :aok :aok
As for Grizz.....
I'm watching out for you. Next time I see you, I'm testing my new Ballistic Engaged and Actuated Real-Time Recovery and Anti-Pwnage Device aka: the B.E.A.R.T.R.A.P. Yes, I can fire the winch cable like a grappling hook, now.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/100_1453.jpg)
Next time you come across some unsuspecting and innocent Jeeper, BEWARE!
Lets see how well that Schwalbe flies with a Jeep hanging under it :devil
Hey VM...were you drunk when you parked? Think you missed the driveway by a few feet. :)
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I haven't managed to get the device to shoot straight up yet, so I keep it parked on an angle...
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Sun...
Really? You are wasting that kind of talent on the likes of us? :noid
:rofl Superb!!! I've been laughing through this entire thread :aok :aok
As for Grizz.....
I'm watching out for you. Next time I see you, I'm testing my new Ballistic Engaged and Actuated Real-Time Recovery and Anti-Pwnage Device aka: the B.E.A.R.T.R.A.P. Yes, I can fire the winch cable like a grappling hook, now.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/100_1453.jpg)
Next time you come across some unsuspecting and innocent Jeeper, BEWARE!
Lets see how well that Schwalbe flies with a Jeep hanging under it :devil
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Grizz/helppp.jpg)
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Hey VM...were you drunk when you parked? Think you missed the driveway by a few feet. :)
if you own a real jeep everywhere is the driveway!!!!!