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Title: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 12:27:23 AM
alert the consortium!!! 

while flying in the AvA arena last night, i was able to take to the air in my mighty pee38 o doom. i came across an me109g2.

 normally this would not present a problem in itself. what follows is seriously disturbing, and could unhinge the allied cartoon war effort.

upon merging with the 109, i was able to establish an altitude advantage. although this particular me109 was expertly flown, by a cartoon luftwienie pile-it that was VERY good at hiding his energy, in his relentless attempts to get above me, he finally gave me a good quick snapshot. i took it, and witnessed cannon rounds strike his engine cowl area, immediately followed by black smoke. i knew this was the beginning of the end for him. it was only a matter of time.
 but now, comes the disturbing part. as i was lining up a shot to finish him off, he pointed his nose to mother earth, at a rather specific angle. namely, 30 degrees. the exact same angle that our special mode 17 blenders require to allow our pee38's to submerge.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog.jpg)

i witnessed him easily submerge into mother earth.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog1.jpg)

leaving nothing but the telltale smoke trail where he entered, and his shadow(the one thing we can never hide)
 as i firewalled the throttles to get up out of his "zoom" range, i witnessed a subterranean explosion.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog3.jpg)

 this leads me to believe one of two things.
A) there is a spy among us
2) the cartoon luftwaffer is secretly working on their own mode 17 blender, and although close has not yet perfected it.

 gentlemen, we MUST not let this happen. we MUST stop the production of such a device. should the luftwaffer fully develop such a dastardly device, the results could be catastrophic for the cartoon allies.

Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Imowface on October 20, 2010, 12:31:41 AM
belive it if you will, I dont have film to prove, but I was fighting a F4U-4 today in TT and it came down to the deck, I get on his tail while he is slow, I see him with my own eyes "hit the water ( I shot aat him at the same time and saw splashes on what should have been his tail, I saw his dissapear beneath the sea, and as soon as I fly past and look back I see him come up from underwater, I still killed him in the end, but I was sort of like wtf
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: EskimoJoe on October 20, 2010, 05:09:00 AM
 :uhoh
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: VonMessa on October 20, 2010, 06:08:11 AM
Prepare to be assimilated...

 :devil
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Little Dragon on October 20, 2010, 07:07:47 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: captain1ma on October 20, 2010, 07:21:10 AM
you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program!  :D
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 07:48:01 AM
you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program!  :D

 :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Dichotomy on October 20, 2010, 07:50:46 AM
(http://www.codeproject.com/KB/vista-security/ECDH/spy-vs-spy.gif)

I've got my team on it
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 07:52:39 AM
i suspect that the cartoon allies may well need to dig deeper when placing our landmines now....... :devil :noid
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: captain1ma on October 20, 2010, 09:22:43 AM
did you guys happen to notice the acronym?
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Dragon on October 20, 2010, 09:36:50 AM
you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program!  :D

 :rofl
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 09:42:31 AM
did you guys happen to notice the acronym?

that's why i almost spit orange juice on my keyboard, and monitor here at work earlier.......
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Shuffler on October 20, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
They have aquired the easy part...... now they have to find a way to pass through the root system of the trees.

Yes he hit a tree.


Without SAPPmode they will not succeed.
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: FireDrgn on October 20, 2010, 11:34:06 AM
Did you ever stop to think this guy might justt be planting corn.
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 12:24:16 PM
Did you ever stop to think this guy might justt be planting corn.
it's out of season, '

are you one of the developers of this dastardly device?

 the consortium will be notified. do not be surprised to see twin engined cars on fire, smoking, and broken gear pulling up in front of your house to interrogate you.
 if you are not sure, you will be able to identify them, as they will be using phrases such as "roger" "over" "copy that", and they will be making airplane sounds as they walk up to your house.
 do not attempt to resist. resistance if futile.  :devil
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Nutzoid on October 20, 2010, 12:29:03 PM
Maybe their flying in the Crash Resistant And Phantom Plane mode.   :lol
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: grizz441 on October 20, 2010, 12:29:05 PM
Self promotion ftw!
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 12:33:47 PM
Self promotion ftw!

fun ftw.... :aok

Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Shuffler on October 20, 2010, 12:54:57 PM
You forget.... I am #6 on the Consortium. :D
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
aaww jeeze!!!

if you got # 6 coming, you're in big big trouble!!  :devil
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: LLogann on October 20, 2010, 01:57:21 PM
Where did I put CAP1's medicine?   :headscratch:






 :lol
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Dichotomy on October 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
Where did I put CAP1's medicine?   :headscratch:
 :lol


(http://www.erowid.org/pharms/chlorpromazine/images/archive/thorazine_bottle2.jpg) right next to the (http://madmaxine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/straitjacket-2.jpg)





Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Shuffler on October 20, 2010, 02:38:46 PM
No no noooooo.....

Caps outfit looks more like this....

(http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/WoopieAdults.jpg)
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
No no noooooo.....

Caps outfit looks more like this....

(http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/WoopieAdults.jpg)

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

thankfully, i'm not drinking anything right now........
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 03:48:57 PM

(http://www.erowid.org/pharms/chlorpromazine/images/archive/thorazine_bottle2.jpg) right next to the (http://madmaxine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/straitjacket-2.jpg)







i know a girl with a straight jacket.....they can be....uummm.....nevermind.... .. :noid
Title: Re: SAPP RED ALERT!
Post by: Dichotomy on October 20, 2010, 04:44:16 PM
sounds like a good opening for a pop song