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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: CAP1 on October 20, 2010, 12:27:23 AM
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alert the consortium!!!
while flying in the AvA arena last night, i was able to take to the air in my mighty pee38 o doom. i came across an me109g2.
normally this would not present a problem in itself. what follows is seriously disturbing, and could unhinge the allied cartoon war effort.
upon merging with the 109, i was able to establish an altitude advantage. although this particular me109 was expertly flown, by a cartoon luftwienie pile-it that was VERY good at hiding his energy, in his relentless attempts to get above me, he finally gave me a good quick snapshot. i took it, and witnessed cannon rounds strike his engine cowl area, immediately followed by black smoke. i knew this was the beginning of the end for him. it was only a matter of time.
but now, comes the disturbing part. as i was lining up a shot to finish him off, he pointed his nose to mother earth, at a rather specific angle. namely, 30 degrees. the exact same angle that our special mode 17 blenders require to allow our pee38's to submerge.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog.jpg)
i witnessed him easily submerge into mother earth.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog1.jpg)
leaving nothing but the telltale smoke trail where he entered, and his shadow(the one thing we can never hide)
as i firewalled the throttles to get up out of his "zoom" range, i witnessed a subterranean explosion.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/dichodog3.jpg)
this leads me to believe one of two things.
A) there is a spy among us
2) the cartoon luftwaffer is secretly working on their own mode 17 blender, and although close has not yet perfected it.
gentlemen, we MUST not let this happen. we MUST stop the production of such a device. should the luftwaffer fully develop such a dastardly device, the results could be catastrophic for the cartoon allies.
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belive it if you will, I dont have film to prove, but I was fighting a F4U-4 today in TT and it came down to the deck, I get on his tail while he is slow, I see him with my own eyes "hit the water ( I shot aat him at the same time and saw splashes on what should have been his tail, I saw his dissapear beneath the sea, and as soon as I fly past and look back I see him come up from underwater, I still killed him in the end, but I was sort of like wtf
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:uhoh
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Prepare to be assimilated...
:devil
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:lol
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you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program! :D
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you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program! :D
:rofl :rofl :aok
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(http://www.codeproject.com/KB/vista-security/ECDH/spy-vs-spy.gif)
I've got my team on it
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i suspect that the cartoon allies may well need to dig deeper when placing our landmines now....... :devil :noid
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did you guys happen to notice the acronym?
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you are not privy to the Axis Subterranean Secret Weapon In Prosess of Evasion. please do not ask any more questions, as this is a highly classified program! :D
:rofl
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did you guys happen to notice the acronym?
that's why i almost spit orange juice on my keyboard, and monitor here at work earlier.......
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They have aquired the easy part...... now they have to find a way to pass through the root system of the trees.
Yes he hit a tree.
Without SAPPmode they will not succeed.
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Did you ever stop to think this guy might justt be planting corn.
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Did you ever stop to think this guy might justt be planting corn.
it's out of season, '
are you one of the developers of this dastardly device?
the consortium will be notified. do not be surprised to see twin engined cars on fire, smoking, and broken gear pulling up in front of your house to interrogate you.
if you are not sure, you will be able to identify them, as they will be using phrases such as "roger" "over" "copy that", and they will be making airplane sounds as they walk up to your house.
do not attempt to resist. resistance if futile. :devil
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Maybe their flying in the Crash Resistant And Phantom Plane mode. :lol
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Self promotion ftw!
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Self promotion ftw!
fun ftw.... :aok
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You forget.... I am #6 on the Consortium. :D
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aaww jeeze!!!
if you got # 6 coming, you're in big big trouble!! :devil
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Where did I put CAP1's medicine? :headscratch:
:lol
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Where did I put CAP1's medicine? :headscratch:
:lol
(http://www.erowid.org/pharms/chlorpromazine/images/archive/thorazine_bottle2.jpg) right next to the (http://madmaxine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/straitjacket-2.jpg)
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No no noooooo.....
Caps outfit looks more like this....
(http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/WoopieAdults.jpg)
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No no noooooo.....
Caps outfit looks more like this....
(http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/WoopieAdults.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
thankfully, i'm not drinking anything right now........
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(http://www.erowid.org/pharms/chlorpromazine/images/archive/thorazine_bottle2.jpg) right next to the (http://madmaxine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/straitjacket-2.jpg)
i know a girl with a straight jacket.....they can be....uummm.....nevermind.... .. :noid
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sounds like a good opening for a pop song