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Title: New Security for Airports
Post by: 4deck on October 29, 2010, 07:33:25 AM
Apparently the Isrealis are working on something

FINALLY, A great alternative
to body scanners at airports . . .
The Israelis are developing
an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners at the airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They
see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.
It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice
would be swift. Case closed! You're in the airport terminal and you hear
a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system
. . .
"Attention standby passengers. We
now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!"


 :aok
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Dichotomy on October 29, 2010, 07:36:31 AM
 :rofl
 :cheers:
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: CAP1 on October 29, 2010, 07:52:19 AM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Wildcat1 on October 29, 2010, 09:18:16 AM
 :rofl perfect!
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: 68Mason on October 29, 2010, 09:36:15 AM
 :aok

That is perfect!
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Shuffler on October 29, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
:D
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Pigslilspaz on October 29, 2010, 12:25:20 PM
brilliant!  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: dedalos on October 29, 2010, 02:01:29 PM
Does it make Box Cutters and plastic guns also explode, or explosives in a suitcase?  :noid   As always, security comes up with the dumbest ideas ever  :rofl
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: CAP1 on October 29, 2010, 02:03:29 PM
Does it make Box Cutters and plastic guns also explode, or explosives in a suitcase?  :noid   As always, security comes up with the dumbest ideas ever  :rofl

nope. that's what the full body scanners are for.

 we as a people seem awfully willing to give up a lot for a false sense of security.
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Tigger29 on October 29, 2010, 02:05:45 PM
It's all fine and dandy until someone's... I don't know.. tooth filling blows up or something LOL
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: CAP1 on October 29, 2010, 02:26:12 PM
It's all fine and dandy until someone's... I don't know.. tooth filling blows up or something LOL

so does that mean if you have crowns, root canals, or fillings you aren't gonna be allowed to fly?
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: MachFly on October 29, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: dedalos on October 29, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
nope. that's what the full body scanners are for.

 we as a people seem awfully willing to give up a lot for a false sense of security.

Bahahaha, we finally on the same page on something  :D
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: -tronski- on October 29, 2010, 10:16:30 PM
Its a pointless idea that will never happen

 Tronsky
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: EskimoJoe on October 29, 2010, 11:06:49 PM
 :rofl :rofl

Its a pointless idea that will never happen

 Tronsky

You lack a sense of humour.
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Tupac on October 29, 2010, 11:53:45 PM
I think Ben Franklin said "Those who would give up personal freedoms for security deserve neither"

Or something along those lines
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: jigsaw on October 30, 2010, 04:03:06 AM
... with none of this crap about racial profiling.

They don't use racial profiling. They use behavioral profiling, which works extremely well. The numpties over here want everyone to believe anything with "profiling" in it is racial so they can denounce it.

Between the recent commuting pilot who stood up to the TSA and their new "palms in" pat down I'm figuring there are going to be a lot of people screaming for things to change with TSA.
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: CAP1 on October 30, 2010, 07:47:49 AM
They don't use racial profiling. They use behavioral profiling, which works extremely well. The numpties over here want everyone to believe anything with "profiling" in it is racial so they can denounce it.

Between the recent commuting pilot who stood up to the TSA and their new "palms in" pat down I'm figuring there are going to be a lot of people screaming for things to change with TSA.

they also profile according to appearance. and don't try to tell me they don't.

 when a 6'2 skinny white guy gets pulled off to the side, and they break out the explosives testing crap, and go through his bags, that would say it is so.
 that 6'2 skinny white guy was me. long hair(about half way down my back), wearing a long coat, boots, and jeans, with a porn mustache(it grew that way) i used to get stopped all the time.
 now that i've got short hair, and wear more "normal" coats? never even draw a second glance.
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Penguin on October 30, 2010, 08:28:04 PM
There's nothing that you can do to stop visual profiling, however, back on topic, it sounds like a great idea.  However, what about cleaning out the gore-strewn chamber after an explosion?

I don't mind airport security, but it does seem to be quite crazy nowadays.  I don't see why the flight crew isn't armed to the teeth.  That would probably end most of the problems with hijacking:

"This is a hijacking!  Everybody-" BOOM! the mouth isn't attatched to the head anymore.  It only makes sense, especially for the pilot and copilot.

-Penguin
 
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: CAP1 on October 30, 2010, 08:33:46 PM
There's nothing that you can do to stop visual profiling, however, back on topic, it sounds like a great idea.  However, what about cleaning out the gore-strewn chamber after an explosion?

I don't mind airport security, but it does seem to be quite crazy nowadays.  I don't see why the flight crew isn't armed to the teeth.  That would probably end most of the problems with hijacking:

"This is a hijacking!  Everybody-" BOOM! the mouth isn't attatched to the head anymore.  It only makes sense, especially for the pilot and copilot.

-Penguin
 

well, bear in mind that visual profiling, can and will include racial profiling. it cannot be helped.

as for security.....it didn't used to be, as i know you know. it serves only to slow down the process, and give us all a false sense of security.
Title: Re: New Security for Airports
Post by: Penguin on October 31, 2010, 06:46:50 AM
well, bear in mind that visual profiling, can and will include racial profiling. it cannot be helped.

as for security.....it didn't used to be, as i know you know. it serves only to slow down the process, and give us all a false sense of security.

Perhaps, perhaps it serves as a deterrent.  Even if we don't catch a single one, and the attacks stop, we've won.  In fact, we'd be better off without catching any for a while (and not having any attackers make it on the plane, of course) for as you said, it does slow down the airport.

-Penguin