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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BiPoLaR on November 01, 2010, 07:17:56 PM
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Anyone ever go cow tipping with a plane?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPbX8sRfIak&feature=fvw
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Only crazy people fly airplanes
:noid
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Anyone ever go cow tipping with a plane?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPbX8sRfIak&feature=fvw
Wonder how much damage to the lower wing?
On a side note, a human enaging in "cow tipping" is nothing more than an urban legend and those that claim to do it can never provide any photo or video evidence of the deed. Physics pretty much debunks it.
ack-ack
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Wonder how much damage to the lower wing?
On a side note, a human enaging in "cow tipping" is nothing more than an urban legend and those that claim to do it can never provide any photo or video evidence of the deed. Physics pretty much debunks it.
ack-ack
This video was your proof lol
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This video was your proof lol
No, really, man-powered cowtipping is impossible (without too many people for the cow not to notice).
-Penguin
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fainting goats always get a laugh out of me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
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Wonder how much damage to the lower wing?
On a side note, a human enaging in "cow tipping" is nothing more than an urban legend and those that claim to do it can never provide any photo or video evidence of the deed. Physics pretty much debunks it.
ack-ack
I heard it may cause them to stampede through several fence lines. I can't say more because I'm not sure on the statute of limitations and if it's still a hanging offense here.
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I heard it may cause them to stampede through several fence lines. I can't say more because I'm not sure on the statute of limitations and if it's still a hanging offense here.
:rofl :aok
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Wonder how much damage to the lower wing?
On a side note, a human enaging in "cow tipping" is nothing more than an urban legend and those that claim to do it can never provide any photo or video evidence of the deed. Physics pretty much debunks it.
ack-ack
Ack- Ack is correct. A heffer can weight 600-800 lbs, mother cow can weight around 1000 lbs. But it all depends on the breed of the cow too. And Ack-Ack, as you put it, physics debunks it. :aok
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Could always go tractor tipping........
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wow...post a vid for "haha's" and all the nit wit "i know everythings" come out in force.
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wow...post a vid for "haha's" and all the nit wit "i know everythings" come out in force.
They can be a bunch of buzzkills.
But BiPolar is right. It was a cow, and it did tip over, did it not?
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They can be a bunch of buzzkills.
But BiPolar is right. It was a cow, and it did tip over, did it not?
Looks like it donut end was facing the plane, maybe a little more into the plane. The wing hit it's lift hide or side leg.
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DAMN RAMMERS!! :furious
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It was a loss of power after take off with added beef. Here's the accident report.
http://www.aaib.gov.uk/publications/bulletins/december_2008/dh82a_tiger_moth__g_ahvv.cfm
Here's the video with commentary. They both demonstrated quite a lot of British stiff upper lip considering what happened. But it turns out the front seat passenger was a decorated WW2 veteran RAF Mosquito pilot and this wasn't his first incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGnAu1BSvg
But it does prove cow tipping is possible.
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oooo cow tipping and snipe hunting... woot.... :D
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My uncle owned a large dairy farm in upstate NY. Since he had 1500 acres of land, we'd always party in some remote corner with a keg of beer. One night, couple of my buddies on the football team got into the conversation about cow tipping and decided to try it.
Despite me telling them not to, they tried. It was absolutely hilarious to watch. First off, most milk cows don't sleep standing up. Many will go into a very relaxed state after they eat, as it helps with digestion. Many people assume they're sleeping, but they're not.
Anyway, 240lb. defensive lineman runs broadside into a 1200lb Holstein. It was like running into a brick wall. Leveled him. To add insult to injury, the cow turned on him and stepped on his leg, breaking it.
Having spent most of my childhood on a farm, I've never seen it happening.
Course, I never saw a cow hit my an aircraft, either.
JH
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This post might encourage HiTech to put cows in the game that will flip a GV or destroy a AC.
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This post might encourage HiTech to put cows in the game that will flip a GV or destroy a AC.
No need, we already have trees and shrubs that do it!!
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No need, we already have trees and shrubs that do it!!
Yea, but what happen the the sheep?
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No need, we already have trees and shrubs that do it!!
dats a fact, mang. History proves it true, the Germanys planted azaleas all throughout the France cause everyone knows azaleas stops teh Shermans dead in dey tracks!!!!1!!1
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Hedge rows did create some issues till they devised the teeth on the front of the tanks to cut through them.
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Hedge rows did create some issues till they devised the teeth on the front of the tanks to cut through them.
The tank teeth NEVAH met the AHII SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!
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The tank teeth NEVAH met the AHII SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!
.... or the knights who say neeeee
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The tank teeth NEVAH met the AHII SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!
.... or the knights who say neeeee
lol
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lol
we are no longer known as the Kinghts who say NEEE! We are now known as the nights who say "icky icky icky patanga whaaaaaaaaa!"
And I did cut down the largest Tiger tank in the game with A HERRING!!!!!!!
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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we are no longer known as the Kinghts who say NEEE! We are now known as the nights who say "icky icky icky patanga whaaaaaaaaa!"
And I did cut down the largest Tiger tank in the game with A HERRING!!!!!!!
I saved a base from 4 loaded goons with a rabbit.
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I saved a base from 4 loaded goons with a rabbit.
Must have been the one from Monty Python :rofl
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relax guys I have the holy hand grenade of Antioch.. just got to read the instruction manual first :t
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My friends and I went cowtipping on a moonless night once. We could barely see a hand in front of our drunk faces. We aborted the mission when my friend Al peed on an electrified fence.
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My friends and I went cowtipping on a moonless night once. We could barely see a hand in front of our drunk faces. We aborted the mission when my friend Al peed on an electrified fence.
:rofl
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My friends and I went cowtipping on a moonless night once. We could barely see a hand in front of our drunk faces. We aborted the mission when my friend Al peed on an electrified fence.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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My friends and I went cowtipping on a moonless night once. We could barely see a hand in front of our drunk faces. We aborted the mission when my friend Al peed on an electrified fence.
That brings up a question. Why does it always feel better to pee on something (fence, bush, tree, etc.) than to just hit the ground? Anybody have an answer?
:uhoh
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That brings up a question. Why does it always feel better to pee on something (fence, bush, tree, etc.) than to just hit the ground? Anybody have an answer?
:uhoh
It's been a few years but in Al's case, I'm not sure he knew he was peeing on anything in the pitch dark. That is until the blue/white arc traveled up the stream of pee and into his body.
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Mythbusters said..... highly unlikely.
I think some folks prefer peeing on something instead of the ground because their inability to aim well precludes anything too far away.
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I don't know about that. When there's snow on the ground it's a much better target.
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Never tip a cow more than 15%---they'll just blow it all on beer anyways!! :cheers:
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Mythbusters said..... highly unlikely.
Actually they said highly unlikely for getting electrocuted by the third rail of a subway train. They tested both and found the fence thing to be plausible.
In any event, I saw it happen. I was looking in the general direction, and to this day, can still see the 12 inch or so arc of light in my minds eye. Then Al was laying on the muddy ground, unhurt relatively speaking, but peeing all over himself.(in the fews seconds of stunned silence, we could actually hear his pee landing on him.) I'll never forget it.
It took him several seconds to say anything intelligble. I remember falling to my knees, howling with laughter. I crack up just picturing it in my mind.
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Actually they said highly unlikely for getting electrocuted by the third rail of a subway train. They tested both and found the fence thing to be plausible.
In any event, I saw it happen. I was looking in the general direction, and to this day, can still see the 12 inch or so arc of light in my minds eye. Then Al was laying on the muddy ground, unhurt relatively speaking, but peeing all over himself.(in the fews seconds of stunned silence, we could actually hear his pee landing on him.) I'll never forget it.
It took him several seconds to say anything intelligble. I remember falling to my knees, howling with laughter. I crack up just picturing it in my mind.
:rofl
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My uncle owned a large dairy farm in upstate NY. Since he had 1500 acres of land, we'd always party in some remote corner with a keg of beer. One night, couple of my buddies on the football team got into the conversation about cow tipping and decided to try it.
Despite me telling them not to, they tried. It was absolutely hilarious to watch. First off, most milk cows don't sleep standing up. Many will go into a very relaxed state after they eat, as it helps with digestion. Many people assume they're sleeping, but they're not.
Anyway, 240lb. defensive lineman runs broadside into a 1200lb Holstein. It was like running into a brick wall. Leveled him. To add insult to injury, the cow turned on him and stepped on his leg, breaking it.
Having spent most of my childhood on a farm, I've never seen it happening.
Course, I never saw a cow hit my an aircraft, either.
JH
Where about in Upstate NY?
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Just outside Massena, on the Akwesasne Reservation.
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Just outside Massena, on the Akwesasne Reservation.
Ah very cool. We have a hunting camp south of Massena in a little town called Childwold. Nice land up there.
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I know exactly where it is - on Rt.3 sorta near 56. When I lived at home I used to ski at Big Tupper (now long closed) and we used come down through Potsdam on 56.
Small world.
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The tank teeth NEVAH met the AHII SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!
Photo: A Knit Tiger is disabled by strategically placed SHRUBBERIES!!!! outside of a Bish V-base. A Knit M4 cautiously proceeds past the SHRUBBERIES!!!! on towards the objective.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs264.snc4/39543_1693826591596_1415742882_31803463_4522774_n.jpg)
See? This photo proves that the AHII SHRUBBERY!!! is impenetrable!
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:rofl
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I know exactly where it is - on Rt.3 sorta near 56. When I lived at home I used to ski at Big Tupper (now long closed) and we used come down through Potsdam on 56.
Small world.
Exactly! Our entrance is right by the Thirsty Moose pub right on Rt 3. A small world indeed. :)
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Photo: A Knit Tiger is disabled by strategically placed SHRUBBERIES!!!! outside of a Bish V-base. A Knit M4 cautiously
LOL!
Unlike cow tipping, tank tipping is quite possible with as little as two men. The only problem I see is that you'd have to be pretty quiet to sneak up on the tank and flip it before it's aware of what is happening. Unlike a cow, a pissed off tank can be quite deadly.
(http://imgur.com/RWmvm.png)
ack-ack
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Never got the concept of cow tipping, or rather, the idea of p*ssing off something that weighs in excess six times as much as a person if not more... Just always seemed like a bad idea to me.
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Never got the concept of cow tipping, or rather, the idea of p*ssing off something that weighs in excess six times as much as a person if not more... Just always seemed like a bad idea to me.
notice you've never heard of "bull tipping"?
ack-ack
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More Cow Tipping
http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=c97_1254922307 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=c97_1254922307)
:D
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More Cow Tipping
http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=c97_1254922307 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=c97_1254922307)
:D
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