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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: CAP1 on November 04, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
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i walk into the SAPP super secret underground barracks. they were pretty easy to find, thanks to the big red flag.
i greet the guys that're there, as they throw paper airplanes at each other, and make those "flying through the air" motions with their hands like we see on.
shuffler guzzles what's left of his margarita, as i grab a coke out of the 'fridge. coke is my coffee. he pulls me off to the side.
did ya hear cap? did i hear what dood? his eyes light up as if he had a conga line of me109's in his sights.
we got a new blender mode. corky, akak, and soulss worked nearly 3 days on it with no sleep. by now, his eyes are beaming, and his smile is ear to ear.
what's it do? i ask, anxious to get into my 38G o doom. well, he asks, you know how sometimes you may see an airplane do something a lil fishy when you're saddled up? yea i said, but what's that got to do with us? now, poor shuffler can hardly contain himself, and he's shaking as he continues.
akak infiltrated the enemy ranks, and found out why and how those weird things were happening. he managed to get onto the tarmac, and found one of these!! as he says this, he picks up a small thing that looks like three capacitors hooked together, and tries to hand it to me. i jump back, shaking my head. ooohhhh no ya don't!!! i've done that to too many myself. if you can get someone to hold a charged capacitor just right, they complete the circuit, and get one helluva zap.
it's not like that cap!! this will give us an advantage over those dam 109's!! it lets us "warp" time. those clowns spent 3 days straight trying to make this thing work with our blenders.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/fluxcapacitor.jpg)\
couldn't get it to work with the normal compact blenders, so they needed to install one of these.....he points to the workbench. i nearly spit a mouthful of coke on him when i saw this blender!!
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/gaspowered-blender.jpg)
holy crap!!! that's gonna add too much weight!! nah.......akak took your armor out. my eyes popped. he did WHAT?? aawww don't worry cap!! you;'ll be fineeeeeeee......
wait.....how did I get elected to do this? well, you just graduated from official SAPP master baiter, to official SAPP test pile-it. i gulped nervously, as i began to feel all tingly with anxiety to test this thing out. when do i take her up? right now, if ya like he tells me.
now, the other three perked up, as they heard this.
i i finished my coke, and grabbed a 6-pack of it to take with me. i walked.....nah...gotta admit it...i ran my bellybutton out to the plane, jumped in, and didn't even go through the checklists. i just fired up those allisons, let em warm up, and blasted down the runway. i could see all of them running to the runway, trying to stop me, but it was too late,,,,,i HAD to test this dam thing now.
dam!! they took the radio out??? what the hell am i gonna do now? oh well... i fly out over the water, and try to figure out how to lure someone in to let me test this thing, and am wondering why i'm testing it over the pacific when they were talking about fighting me109's with it....unless the germans really DID bomb pearl harbor, and framed the japanese. hhmmmm........ :noid
cruising along, i spot a ki-61, and decide no time better than the present. i drop in on him, and start our dance above the waves. he turns into me hard, and i take a quick shot, caught off guard by this turn.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaddg34.jpg)
couple turns later, and i;m saddled up......couple of late bursts, then finally land a good one, tearing his wing off at the root. god i love my 50 cals....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaddg34-1.jpg)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaki-61.jpg)
i thought i saw something coming during the fight, and assumed it was help. i went level for speed, and prepared to try the new blender mode. i hit auto-pilot, and reached back, pulling the chord to get the blender fired up. just as it roared to life, i noticed the zeek dropping on me, spun in my seat, and pulled back hard on the yoke....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avameabouttobedead.jpg)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avamebouttobedead.jpg)
i took his shot away, and realized i didn't know how to fire this dam thing up. i feverishly looked around the cockpit, spotted a switch i didn't remember from before, and flipped it. WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaohnoess.jpg)
WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS MADNESS!! i started hearing creaking, cracking, and other disturbing noises....then nearly pooped myself as i saw things come off the wings, my engines started smoking, and i came outta the tunnel in a completley non-flying attitude.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaoopsie.jpg)
i tried everything, and when it became evident i wasn't gonna make her fly again, i tried to activate mode 17.......but the blender had run outta gas......
i hit hard, and broke some more things off.....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avawaterlanding-1.jpg)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avawaterlanding.jpg)
now i'm pissed. i couldn't submerge to safety, and i couldn't fly, and i was a couple of miles off the coast. that dam zeek pile-it flew right overhead, and rolled...it looked like he was laughing at me as he headed away.
i sat there for hours waiting for shuffler, and gang to come rescue me. they said something about having to farm enough perk points to earn a rescue plane, but they kept crashing...so they just stole a pt boat.
next time we draw straws. :devil
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:rofl :rofl
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:rofl CAP you are simply a wonderful story teller! :aok
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(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/avaohnoess.jpg)
First Plane in Aces High to break the Sound Barrier!
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and you wonder why your head hurts?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mine is now killing me! thank you very much!!! :furious
:rofl :rofl :aok
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HA, you think your secret wepon is nifty, we here at LaME have just developed our own super wepon:
(http://www.ebottleo.com.au/images/Stolichnaya%20Vodka%20700ml.jpg)
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This is hilarious cap! :rofl
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LOL, CAP you are the greatest.
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Sorry CAP, we would have been there sooner but every time we hopped into a jeep to head to the port and jump in a PT Boat, some clown in a Me 262 would swoop down and strafe our jeep.
ack-ack
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Sorry CAP, we would have been there sooner but every time we hopped into a jeep to head to the port and jump in a PT Boat, some clown in a Me 262 would swoop down and strafe our jeep.
ack-ack
oh no ACK!!! dont even try to pin those off roading accidents on Grizz!!!!!!! you guys kept crashing into trees rocks and sheep cause each time you picked up a new jeep the first stop you made was to the liquor store!!!!!!
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Sorry CAP, we would have been there sooner but every time we hopped into a jeep to head to the port and jump in a PT Boat, some clown in a Me 262 would swoop down and strafe our jeep.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
HHMM.....NEXT PROJECT.......
install cloaking device on the jeeps....... :noid
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:rofl :lol Keep it up CAP, these are hilarious Sir :rock
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:rofl :aok
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Surely you were reprimanded by SAPP for landing with so many control surfaces still intact. :huh
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Surely you were reprimanded by SAPP for landing with so many control surfaces still intact. :huh
nah.........i think something is amiss, and that those guys realized that i just kinda fell outta the air. :bolt: :headscratch:
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i have to admit i like flying around Cap, his over the air comments on what part just fell off his plane during dogfights cracks me up :rofl
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just came back from our super secret maintenance hangar, strategically placed in the middle of the fuel depot.
was looking at the security camera footage(was bored). DAGNAB!! what i saw scared the bejesus outta me!!
look at these guys....just sitting talking about installing such a devious device, as if they were just hangar flying....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/sappmeeting.jpg)
the audio was garbled, but this one appears to be them witnessing an early test of this device....
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/sappsceered.jpg)
but here's the worst part!! they contracted the actual installation out to some darn texas farmers!!! look at what they did to my beautiful pee38!! :furious
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/sappintheworks.jpg)
i felt a little better to at least see they themselves did the fine tuning of the new devices......
looks like rino trying to test the switches in the cockpit, and plazus with a mask on, hoping to not be recognized....then akak, and delerium arguing with corky. guess shuff's off somewhere enjoying a margarita. :devil
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa135/1LTCAP/sappsurgery.jpg)
i've officially demoted myself back to baitr. :airplane: :joystick:
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i have to admit i like flying around Cap, his over the air comments on what part just fell off his plane during dogfights cracks me up :rofl
that's my topper harley mode kicking in again, :D
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You're no Sunbat Hemingway but it was still a fun story. :aok
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I really need to look into new blending options................. :eek:
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Want to see SAPP try & do this with two engines. Land terribly & have your plane slowly rotate on its props?
(http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/barneybolac/i16rotate.jpg)
Was rather amusing to have it slowly rotate around.
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Want to see SAPP try & do this with two engines. Land terribly & have your plane slowly rotate on its props?
(http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/barneybolac/i16rotate.jpg)
Was rather amusing to have it slowly rotate around.
i tried that pirouette landing once. i ended up on the roof off to the side of the runway, with a bunch of guys laughing at me. :banana:
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i tried that pirouette landing once. i ended up on the roof off to the side of the runway, with a bunch of guys laughing at me. :banana:
Isn't that a SAPP rule or something, if a P-38 crashes on the pad and you can't find the pilot in the wreckage, first check for him in the officer's club then check out the rooftops?
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First check downstairs. He may be stuck in the elevator.
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First check downstairs. He may be stuck in the elevator.
wait??!! we have an ELEVATOR?????
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First check downstairs. He may be stuck in the elevator.
wait??!! we have an ELEVATOR?????
you guys made me use the STAIRS all this time?????? :cry :cry
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WHAT??!! I've been using the outside ladder. Why didn't anyone tell me there were stairs and elevators...??? :furious
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WHAT??!! I've been using the outside ladder. Why didn't anyone tell me there were stairs and elevators...??? :furious
YAY!!!!!
they weren't lying!!! i'm NOT the low man on the totem pole!!!!!! :neener:
the entrance is hidden between the furnace, room, and that 8,000 gallon fuel tank....... :devil :noid
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Oh that's nothing...... SAPPmode 201 you can beam down.
Must be in SAPP for 5 years to access modes over 100.
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YAY!!!!!
they weren't lying!!! i'm NOT the low man on the totem pole!!!!!! :neener:
the entrance is hidden between the furnace, room, and that 8,000 gallon fuel tank....... :devil :noid
You know what, CAP? We should make our own stairs/elevator and bridge so no one else can access it. It will be password protected too. :)
I will even try building a teleport device for us to use! It will be built on epic proportions!!!!! :devil
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/Mindcircus/gw049.jpg)
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i've officially demoted myself back to baitr. :airplane: :joystick:
And you are the master. :neener: :bolt:
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i will be with that portal plazus is building!!!!!!! :neener:
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You know what, CAP? We should make our own stairs/elevator and bridge so no one else can access it. It will be password protected too. :)
I will even try building a teleport device for us to use! It will be built on epic proportions!!!!! :devil
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/Mindcircus/gw049.jpg)
:rofl that would be the new prime target for them fellas who love to keep those SAPPers in the tower...K1LL T3H P0rTaLz!! :banana:
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:rofl that would be the new prime target for them fellas who love to keep those SAPPers in the tower...K1LL T3H P0rTaLz!! :banana:
we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
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we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
hey dont say things like that!!!!
first you had Grizz drueling, not so bad a thing but it was making my lap really wet!
then you changed your mind and now he is crying! still not a big deal but i really dont think i wanna tell you what is now covered in the snotty tears of disappointment!!!!!
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we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
hey dont say things like that!!!!
first you had Grizz drueling, not so bad a thing but it was making my lap really wet!
then you changed your mind and now he is crying! still not a big deal but i really dont think i wanna tell you what is now covered in the snotty tears of disappointment!!!!!
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we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
I'll put it into SAPP certified code for ya...
**********Enable .....
///////////////the .........
///////////////Jeep ........
///////////////Cloaking.....
/////////////// Devices.....
/////////////// ASAP!!****
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we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
I'll put it into SAPP certified code for ya...
**********Enable .....
///////////////the .........
///////////////Jeep ........
///////////////Cloaking.....
/////////////// Devices.....
/////////////// ASAP!!****
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we'll disguise em as jeeps./.....no..wait........ :noid
I'll put it into SAPP certified code for ya...
**********Enable .....
///////////////the .........
///////////////Jeep ........
///////////////Cloaking.....
/////////////// Devices.....
/////////////// ASAP!!****
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my post was only half as funny as i thought it was before i posted it........so i posted it twice to make up for it!
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:D
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my post was only half as funny as i thought it was before i posted it........so i posted it twice to make up for it!
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my post was only half as funny as i thought it was before i posted it........so i posted it twice to make up for it!
i found myself laughing at it although it did scare me somewhat....... :noid :rofl :neener: