Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mano on November 10, 2010, 03:59:01 PM

Title: The Secret to a Long Life
Post by: Mano on November 10, 2010, 03:59:01 PM

(http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/old-lady.jpg)


..

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,

so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a

whole big bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, party more and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?" 

"Forty," she replied


..

 ..:D ..:D ..:D

Title: Re: The Secret to a Long Life
Post by: Selino631 on November 10, 2010, 04:03:00 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: The Secret to a Long Life
Post by: phatzo on November 10, 2010, 06:37:25 PM

 :banana:  :rofl

Title: Re: The Secret to a Long Life
Post by: greens on November 10, 2010, 08:34:10 PM

 :huh