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Title: What Makes 100%
Post by: oakranger on November 14, 2010, 12:18:17 AM

As a Civil Engineer Manager I love math and managing personnel, so I
find this exercise is very useful in assessing my employees productivity!
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B -U  -L  -L -S -*-$-@
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

look how far bellybutton kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bulls@(& and bellybutton kissing that will put you over the top.

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: trax1 on November 14, 2010, 12:32:22 AM

 :rofl I like that.

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: Tupac on November 14, 2010, 12:37:58 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: LLogann on November 14, 2010, 02:02:59 AM

 :aok

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: stealth on November 14, 2010, 05:22:03 AM

 :rofl :aok :lol

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: MachFly on November 14, 2010, 05:32:16 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: Dichotomy on November 14, 2010, 10:15:49 AM

you so rock Oak  :aok

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: Yeager on November 14, 2010, 10:24:50 AM

math does not lie.

I would argue that, in this instance, the relationship between the alpha total and the numeric total is flawed, but this particluar forumla makes so much sense.

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: gpwurzel on November 14, 2010, 10:25:01 AM

Stolen and put on FB lol.......like that one Oak

Wurzel

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: jd on November 15, 2010, 09:30:16 AM

 :rolleyes:
 :rofl
Funny Sh@#

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: Shuffler on November 15, 2010, 10:10:07 AM

lol

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: Flipperk on November 15, 2010, 04:53:41 PM

HTC = Stubborn

Stubborn = 111%

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: TheBug on November 16, 2010, 10:21:02 AM

 :aok :)

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: SWkiljoy on November 16, 2010, 11:00:15 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: What Makes 100%
Post by: grizz441 on November 16, 2010, 11:07:02 AM

You're a civil engineering manager?

L-O-L
12+15+12 = 39%