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Title: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 04:49:18 PM
What is considered to be one of the worst, if not, the worst plane ever constructed?  No, the answer is not any plane designed by our resident "airframes engineer" BulletIV.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Larry on November 15, 2010, 04:57:36 PM
P-38 :bolt:
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Drano on November 15, 2010, 04:58:35 PM
Damn Larry that was too easy. I can't believe he put it on a tee like that for ya.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 05:12:14 PM
P-38 :bolt:

Only by those that lack the skill to fly it.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: tmetal on November 15, 2010, 05:15:03 PM
anything built by acme and shipped to Wylie Coyote
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Larry on November 15, 2010, 05:19:51 PM
Only by those that lack the skill to fly it.


ack-ack

Well I'm not one of those people.  :lol
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 05:31:22 PM
Well I'm not one of those people.  :lol

so you think...


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Tupac on November 15, 2010, 05:42:19 PM
 the Heinkel He 162 Salamander, ejection seat right infront of jet intake. Juice anyone?  :bolt:
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: chewie86 on November 15, 2010, 05:50:39 PM
What is considered to be one of the worst, if not, the worst plane ever constructed?  No, the answer is not any plane designed by our resident "airframes engineer" BulletIV.

ack-ack

F-104? As far as a plane's nickname is "flying grave" it is surely not well designed.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Larry on November 15, 2010, 06:04:26 PM
so you think...


ack-ack

I was good enough to kill you in it a few times when we ran into each other and you weren't diving in from the Challangesphere.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 15, 2010, 06:07:55 PM
Gee Ack-Ack, there are plenty of candidates that come to mind. As far as US planes that made it into significant production (and probably shouldn't have), here's a worthy candidate:

Vought F7U

(lousy airplane, but the airframe is so rediculously stout it should say "Caterpillar" on the side. You should hear some of the stories the old guys here at Vought used to tell me  :))
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: mbailey on November 15, 2010, 06:11:15 PM
Gee Ack-Ack, there are plenty of candidates that come to mind. As far as US planes that made it into significant production (and probably shouldn't have), here's a worthy candidate:

Vought F7U

(lousy airplane, but the airframe is so rediculously stout it should say "Caterpillar" on the side. You should hear some of the stories the old guys here at Vought used to tell me  :))

Got one of those on static display at Willow Grove NAS. Its an ungainly looking thing up close
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 06:13:44 PM
I was good enough to kill you in it a few times when we ran into each other and you weren't diving in from the Challangesphere.

sure...when did you stop running to N7 long enough to fight anyone?  Nice try, please play again.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: 321BAR on November 15, 2010, 06:13:58 PM
B-29 :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 06:18:07 PM
Gee Ack-Ack, there are plenty of candidates that come to mind. As far as US planes that made it into significant production (and probably shouldn't have), here's a worthy candidate:

Vought F7U

(lousy airplane, but the airframe is so rediculously stout it should say "Caterpillar" on the side. You should hear some of the stories the old guys here at Vought used to tell me  :))

Well, you are correct in that the worst plane ever constructed was an American made plane.

Here's another hint...it was constructed prior to 1920 and only two were made and both crashed and were destroyed on their maiden flights killing the test pilots.

[queues theme to Jeopardy!]


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: MK-84 on November 15, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
     I am going to assume we mean production aircraft, and not including poor manufacturing, or poor sales.

     Off the top of my Head:  (I'm certain worse exist)
For military:
     Blackburn Firebrand
For commercial:
     Caproni Ca-60
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Yeager on November 15, 2010, 06:22:08 PM
google is not cooperating..... :headscratch:
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 06:23:19 PM
    I am going to assume we mean production aircraft, and not including poor manufacturing, or poor sales.

     Off the top of my Head:  (I'm certain worse exist)
For military:
     Blackburn Firebrand
For commercial:
     Caproni Ca-60


I said "constructed", which would include prototypes, test beds and production aircraft.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Larry on November 15, 2010, 07:24:22 PM
sure...when did you stop running to N7 long enough to fight anyone?  Nice try, please play again.

ack-ack

Its okay akak I still love you.


http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/24/1013733/yakyak.ahf
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: kilo2 on November 15, 2010, 08:19:09 PM
Don't tell me this is a terrible question with a answer like wright flyer.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 08:49:04 PM
Don't tell me this is a terrible question with a answer like wright flyer.

Nope, it's not a trick question.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Masherbrum on November 15, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
PA-1?
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Avanti on November 15, 2010, 09:39:27 PM
Bell Airacobra
 
or

Bv-141
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 09:45:10 PM
Since no one will figure out before Christmas...

Here is the plane...The Christmas Bullet (a.k.a "Cantilever Aero Bullet" or "Christmas Strutless Biplane").

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Christmas_Bullet.jpg)

(http://www.aviastar.org/pictures/usa/christmas_bullet_1.jpg)


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Doctor William Christmas believed that struts were unnecessary and that an aeroplane's wings should be free to flap like a bird's. Unfortunately, on the first flight of his 'Bullet' fighter, also known as the Christmas Strutless Biplane and by other names, the wings did exactly that and then came adrift. The pilot was killed instantly. A second Bullet did exactly the same thing a few months later. Christmas claimed all sorts of things, among them that he had 'hundreds' of aeronautical patents and that he was swamped by orders for Bullets from Europe and by million-dollar offers to rebuild Germany's air forces. None of them were true, but he did get the US Army to pay him handsomely for his wing design. Or so he said.

Jim Winchester "The World's Worst Aircraft", 2005

From Wiki...

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Design and development
Dr. William W. Christmas (there is some question as to whether he was even a legally licensed doctor), who had no experience in aircraft design or aeronautical work, claimed to have built an aircraft of his own design in 1908 that was lost in a crash. After a second aircraft was supposedly built, called the Red Bird, later modified into the Red Bird II, Christmas founded the Christmas Aeroplane Company based in Washington, DC, in 1910. No evidence beyond his own claims has ever been found for the existence of either of these aircraft. By 1912, the company became the Durham Christmas Aeroplane Sales & Exhibition Company and later the Cantilever Aero Company after moving to Copiague, NY, in 1918.

Christmas convinced two brothers, Henry McCorey and Alfred McCorey, to back him. They then paid a visit to the Continental Aircraft Company, of Long Island, where Christmas convinced management that his planned aircraft would be the key element in an audacious plot to kidnap Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany. Two designs were proposed, a single-seat "scout" and a three-place "fighting machine."

The single-seat "Christmas Bullet" featured an all-wood construction with a veneer-clad fuselage, although despite his claims to the contrary, neither design feature reduced aerodynamic drag, nor was he among the first to use this method of construction; the majority of German World War I-era two-seater aircraft used for bombing and reconnaissance were similarly constructed. The "Bullet" was powered by a prototype Liberty 6 engine. Although the US Army had been persuaded to loan an engine, the proviso was that the prototype engine was to be fitted into an airframe for ground testing only.

The design had a serious flaw in that it lacked any kind of struts or braces for the wings, with Christmas' insisting that they should be flexible. Control of the aircraft was meant to be achieved by applying the technique of wing warping to its tail surfaces.[3] Although the Chief Engineer at Continental, Vincent Burnelli, tried to institute changes, the "Christmas Bullet" was completed with the original design features intact. Construction materials were scrounged from available wood and steel stock and were not "aircraft grade", which was also a concern to Burnelli.

Operational history
On its maiden flight in January 1919, the wings of the "Bullet" peeled from the fuselage and the aircraft crashed, killing the pilot, Cuthbert Mills. The destruction of the prototype Liberty engine was never revealed to the US Army and a second Bullet was built powered by an Hall-Scott L-6 engine. The second prototype was also destroyed on its first flight, again with the loss of the test pilot, Lt. Allington Joyce Jolly. Jolly is buried in the Cropsey Cemetery in Cropsey, Illinois. The project was abandoned before its United States Army Air Service (USAAS) evaluation.

Following the crash of the second Bullet, Christmas continued to campaign for more funding for further projects, seeking out private and government sources, claiming "hundreds" of patents or patent submissions based on his aeronautical research. His far-fetched assertions were proved untrue but he did apparently sell his unusual wing design to the US Army ("or so he claimed").

Specifications (First prototype)
General characteristics

Crew: 1
Length: 26 ft 0 in (6.40 m)
Wingspan: 28 ft 0 in (8.53 m)
Wing area: 170 ft² (15.79 m²)
Empty weight: 1,820 lb (826 kg)
Gross weight: 2,100 lb (953 kg)
Powerplant: 1 × Liberty 6, 185 hp ( kW)
Performance

Maximum speed: 175 (anticipated) mph (282 km/h)
Range: 550 miles (885 km)
Service ceiling: 14,700 ft (4,481 m)
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Plazus on November 15, 2010, 09:48:56 PM
Dang, beat me to it. I was going to say "Tarrant Tabor", built in 1919.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2010, 09:57:34 PM
Dang, beat me to it. I was going to say "Tarrant Tabor", built in 1919.

In the Tarrant's favor, if the engines had been placed in another location, it could have flown and with its nose overloaded with over 1,000 lbs. of lead ballast, it really didn't help the Tarrant.  

However, the Christmas Bullet was designed by a fraudster with absolutely no idea of aerodynamics as evidence by insisting the Bullet be designed without struts for the wings so the wings could "flap" like a bird.  It also didn't help that Dr. Christmas insisted that the plane be made with readily non-airworthy material.  Dr. Christmas was to aviation what VOSS is to the flight sim community, a fraud and a crook.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Plazus on November 15, 2010, 10:25:00 PM
Interesting. Just looking at the Christmas Bullet makes my head spin. It looks like nothing more than a wooden box with a long strip of plywood nailed to it. I can't believe those test pilots were gutsy enough to even sit in one of those.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 16, 2010, 12:11:27 AM
Interesting. Just looking at the Christmas Bullet makes my head spin. It looks like nothing more than a wooden box with a long strip of plywood nailed to it. I can't believe those test pilots were gutsy enough to even sit in one of those.

On another message board, the first test pilot was described as brave, the 2nd test pilot as dumb.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Angus on November 16, 2010, 03:20:02 AM
I do not if this one was bad, but surely ugly:
(http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/farmer/120/airtruk.jpg)

Out of WW2, there were surely many flops. "Bad" meaning either endless design flaws or teething problems, or simply bad performance in the cirkumstances faced.
Names like Fairey Battle, Douglas Devastator, even He-177, Me 210, SBC, oh, - it is a contest of many more.
As for wing bracing, I wonder why they didn't just strut the upper one. After all, lower wing aircraft are rarely strutted (upwards), although I belive I have seen a picture of one.
And as for wood and canvas.....I like it.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: fullmetalbullet on November 16, 2010, 03:45:50 AM
i would say heinkels salamander aswell. i mean im stupid enough to take a flight in a mig that will just fall apart. but OMG who puts the intake behind and above the ejection seat.

Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: fullmetalbullet on November 16, 2010, 03:47:59 AM
B-29 :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid

wrong wrong and more wrong. that is pornography for aircraft. a beautiful and an amazing aircraft.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 16, 2010, 04:32:02 AM
While there have been bad designs and the like, there has been no other plane constructed that was as bad as the Christmas Bullet.  It was so bad that it was completely and totally incapable of flight that it was criminal to allow someone to actually get in and test fly it.  It never really flew, the wings would wrap themselves around the plane as soon as the plane would lift off the ground.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 17, 2010, 05:58:54 PM
I had a feeling you were thinking of the Bullet. That thing popped up in a "what the heck is this?" thread a couple of years ago. "Dr." Christmas ( a totally BS title he apparently gave himself) was certainly no Kelly Johnson, knew absolutely nothing about aircraft design, and would have done the world a great service if he'd tried to fly that disaster himself. At least some of Ron Popeil's junk actually worked.  :D
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Pigslilspaz on November 18, 2010, 03:09:40 AM
wrong wrong and more wrong. that is pornography for aircraft. a beautiful and an amazing aircraft.

you look at chubby mags don't ya?

P-63. All ya need.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: EskimoJoe on November 18, 2010, 05:03:39 AM
(http://www.aiaa.org/Participate/Uploads/LTV-Hiller-RyanXC-1421.jpg)


 :noid
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: MiloMorai on November 18, 2010, 07:28:34 AM
i would say heinkels salamander aswell. i mean im stupid enough to take a flight in a mig that will just fall apart. but OMG who puts the intake behind and above the ejection seat.

(http://www.chrisgood.com/aircraft/images/f-107.jpg)
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: dirtdart on November 18, 2010, 08:41:23 AM
Beat me to it Milo.... the maneater.  Pretty cool plane.  I still think the CA-60 takes the cake.  The fraud the little christmas plane is seems insignificant next to that monster.  Hell worst plane ever built economically speaking would be the Hughes Herc....  Killed a ton o' pilots relative to the number produced... maybe the Gee Bee R. 

Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: fullmetalbullet on November 18, 2010, 09:31:57 PM
you look at chubby mags don't ya?

P-63. All ya need.

as a matter of fact i do lol its good stuff.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: Cthulhu on November 20, 2010, 05:05:52 PM
(http://www.aiaa.org/Participate/Uploads/LTV-Hiller-RyanXC-1421.jpg)


 :noid

Hey Joe,

Somewhere I've got video of a 1/10 scale flutter model of that beast in the wind tunnel. complete with motorized wing tilt & props. Pretty cool.
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: MiloMorai on November 20, 2010, 05:48:51 PM
Canadair CL-84-1 Dynavert
http://www.aviation.technomuses.ca/collections/artifacts/aircraft/CanadairCL-84Dynavert/

(http://www.aviation.technomuses.ca/assets/images/aircraft/dynavert2.gif)
Title: Re: Who can name...
Post by: bj229r on November 20, 2010, 05:56:38 PM
I was gonna say the SBD or the original B26