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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Somerled on November 17, 2010, 08:12:35 PM
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background: Relative of a close friend (we'll call him Todd) carried mountain dew in his backpack to school every day. For a few weeks, this bully ("Brian") would go in his bag, say diddly you, and drink the mountain dew.
Fed up with this and being a cunning lad, last Tuesday Todd drinks the mountain dew before class, and pisses in the bottle. Brian drank the piss, shat brix, and Todd emerged the victor that day.
Now, Brian's family is threating to sue, claiming Todd endangered Brian's health. Todd's family is apparently toejamting and scrambling to collect character references for Todd from teachers, letters from doctors saying urine isn't harmful, and generally thinking their son is a psycho.
I applaud Todd and think that he should walk into court holding a bottle of piss, it's freedom of expression, some people like piss filled bottles, but IANAL.
Edit The school became aware of the incident when it happened. I believe Todd was suspended for a short period of time. The principal is actually instructing Brian's parents to press charges because the school doesn't want to get further involved
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e6vi0/a_relative_of_a_close_friend_helped_a_school/
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My question is, how did the bully realize it was not Mountain Dew?
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Wonder if Todd's parents could countersue for the bully causing stress, emotional trauma, and other stuffs that people seem to like to sue for nowadays
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so basically here in america, don't ever try to settle anything yourself. The first one to go to authority will win.
Ever here about the thief who was trying to break into some peoples house and fell through the roof, the thief sued the family for injuries I believe.
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What an idiot. I'm pretty sure that any person with 1/2 a brain can taste the difference between piss and mountain dew.
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What an idiot. I'm pretty sure that any person with 1/2 a brain can taste the difference between piss and mountain dew.
Nuh uh i knew a girl in high school that was a freshman and went to a senior party...they tinkled in a beer and she drank it , acted drunk, and stripped. :lol
No joke
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Nuh uh i knew a girl in high school that was a freshman and went to a senior party...they tinkled in a beer and she drank it , acted drunk, and stripped. :lol
No joke
:rofl I can see that happening.
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Nuh uh i knew a girl in high school that was a freshman and went to a senior party...they tinkled in a beer and she drank it , acted drunk, and stripped. :lol
No joke
you think thats bad, this guy came around me an my roomates lookin for ganja. My roomy goes yea here ya go and gives him a hand rolled cigarette. The guy goes whoa man this shiz is the bomb and passed out in the middle of the floor.
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How does that even remotely come close to being as funny as a girl drinking tinkle and then acting drunk stripping? lol... :neener:
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What an idiot. I'm pretty sure that any person with 1/2 a brain can taste the difference between piss and mountain dew.
ones carbonated?
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you think thats bad, this guy came around me an my roomates lookin for ganja. My roomy goes yea here ya go and gives him a hand rolled cigarette. The guy goes whoa man this shiz is the bomb and passed out in the middle of the floor.
Did that many, many years ago with catnip on a friend, to this day he swears it's the best pot he's ever smoked in his life and to this day I've never told him that it was really catnip.
ack-ack
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Did that many, many years ago with catnip on a friend, to this day he swears it's the best pot he's ever smoked in his life and to this day I've never told him that it was really catnip.
ack-ack
:rofl
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The kid didn't setup anything. He was carrying a bottle of piss and knew it.
Sueing is like stealing someone's car and having a wreck because the brakes are bad.
Is it the car owner required to tell the thief that the brakes are bad?
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Talking about suing for anything. The lady that sued because her coffee was too hot, u guys ever bother to research it? She was not the first one, there were several and they paid, as a result they dont serve coffe boiling hot. Which is what she got. Imagine that buying coffe that is hot but wont burn your mouth.
Semp
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you think thats bad, this guy came around me an my roomates lookin for ganja. My roomy goes yea here ya go and gives him a hand rolled cigarette. The guy goes whoa man this shiz is the bomb and passed out in the middle of the floor.
gotta love when the brain believes one thing when its not correct :aok my friend got me drunk on "wine" when it was grape juice a few years back. finally got him with this one (gave him a cigarillo and said it was a blunt) for two hours he was completely baked :rofl
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What an idiot. I'm pretty sure that any person with 1/2 a brain can taste the difference between piss and mountain dew.
There is no difference :D
-Penguin
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a couple of years ago my girlfriend asked me to make some salsa for a potluck party at work. they know at make some pretty good salsa. she asked me to make some mild for the wussies and some hot salsa for the rest. now my idea of salsa is something that is hot but tasty, so I made a lot of nice tasty hot salsa, it was pretty hot but really tasty and I was pretty proud of myself, till she asked me where the mild one was. I had made none, i just simply forgot and there was no time to make some more. I just told my gf to divide the salsa in two containers and labeled one mild and the other one hot. now this is the kicker:
my gf works at a hospital with doctors, nurses, ma's , you name it. none touched the container labeled hot because it was way too hot, but they all ate the mild one, because it was just a little hot, just right and very tasty. ah the power of the mind.
semp
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The bully stole his urine sample. Is there a law that prohibits urine samples being carried in second-hand bottles?
:devil