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Title: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: 68ZooM on November 18, 2010, 01:37:16 PM
 
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes of one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: FiLtH on November 18, 2010, 02:08:04 PM
Amen!
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Flipperk on November 18, 2010, 02:10:49 PM

Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes of one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.





I love toys  :aok
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Shuffler on November 18, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
:D
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Penguin on November 18, 2010, 05:09:13 PM
I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch!  :O

But on all other counts, Amen!

-Penguin

Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: IrishOne on November 18, 2010, 05:13:25 PM
I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch!  :O

But on all other counts, Amen!

-Penguin



i think that's in reference to digging the accumulated crud out from under said fingernails.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Penguin on November 18, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
i think that's in reference to digging the accumulated crud out from under said fingernails.   :rolleyes:


No, you see, that would make too much sense.  :lol

-Penguin
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: 321BAR on November 18, 2010, 05:15:15 PM
Who says girls cant play with toys? :D :cool: :cheers:
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: greens on November 18, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
 :airplane: right on Zoom!! <S>  :salute ima  guna show my wife after she gets off work! lol  :angel:
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: 1701E on November 18, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch!  :O

But on all other counts, Amen!

-Penguin


Yea, xacto knives work far better for that, much sharper. :D
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: SirFrancis on November 18, 2010, 05:52:41 PM
Who says girls cant play with toys?  :banana:

fixed
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: 007Rusty on November 18, 2010, 06:09:16 PM
 :aok
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Wildcat1 on November 18, 2010, 06:18:36 PM
Who says girls cant play with toys? :D :cool: :cheers:

Hey-ooooooo!
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Flipperk on November 18, 2010, 06:23:14 PM
Who says girls cant play with toys?  :joystick:


Uber fixed  :aok
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: wojo71 on November 18, 2010, 06:25:35 PM
Don't forget the cartoons! :D
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Flipperk on November 18, 2010, 06:26:41 PM
Heres one:


Men don't have to buy special special "band-aids" every month  :P
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: Pigslilspaz on November 18, 2010, 09:25:12 PM

Uber fixed  :aok

 :rofl

that emote was perfect.
Title: Re: Why Men are Never Depressed
Post by: 321BAR on November 18, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
fixed
Hey-ooooooo!

Uber fixed  :aok

Uber fixed  :aok
i just saw this all and laughed my arse off backwards and made sure it did a flip before landing on the ground :rofl chest pains... ow.ow.ow :rofl