Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: 68ZooM on November 18, 2010, 01:37:16 PM
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes of one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Amen!
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes of one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
I love toys :aok
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:D
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I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch! :O
But on all other counts, Amen!
-Penguin
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I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch! :O
But on all other counts, Amen!
-Penguin
i think that's in reference to digging the accumulated crud out from under said fingernails. :rolleyes:
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i think that's in reference to digging the accumulated crud out from under said fingernails. :rolleyes:
No, you see, that would make too much sense. :lol
-Penguin
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Who says girls cant play with toys? :D :cool: :cheers:
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:airplane: right on Zoom!! <S> :salute ima guna show my wife after she gets off work! lol :angel:
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I wouldn't want to cut my nails with a pocket knife, ouch! :O
But on all other counts, Amen!
-Penguin
Yea, xacto knives work far better for that, much sharper. :D
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Who says girls cant play with toys? :banana:
fixed
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:aok
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Who says girls cant play with toys? :D :cool: :cheers:
Hey-ooooooo!
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Who says girls cant play with toys? :joystick:
Uber fixed :aok
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Don't forget the cartoons! :D
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Heres one:
Men don't have to buy special special "band-aids" every month :P
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Uber fixed :aok
:rofl
that emote was perfect.
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fixed
Hey-ooooooo!
Uber fixed :aok
Uber fixed :aok
i just saw this all and laughed my arse off backwards and made sure it did a flip before landing on the ground :rofl chest pains... ow.ow.ow :rofl