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Title: Christmas is coming
Post by: phatzo on November 18, 2010, 11:01:07 PM

Three men were killed in a car crash on Christmas eve and were stopped at the pearly gates by St Peter, "Show me a sign of christmas and I'll let you in.". The first man pulls a cigarette lighter out of his pocket, to which St Peter says what has that got to do with christmas. Its a christmas candle, the man explains, so St Peter lets him in. The second bloke pulls out his car keys and jingles them. St Peter says "OK OK I get it jingle bells." and lets him in. St Peter looks at the third bloke and sees him rumageing through all his pockets until he finally pulls out a pair of ladies knickers. St Peter Says "what have they got to do with christmas?" to which the third bloke replies..........
They're Carols.

Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Pigslilspaz on November 19, 2010, 01:28:06 AM

Wait until after thanksgiving you heathen.

Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: EskimoJoe on November 19, 2010, 01:40:23 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Christmas is coming
Post by: Nilsen on November 19, 2010, 02:17:16 AM

 :rofl