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Title: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Somerled on November 30, 2010, 08:22:15 AM

I have to pick the little runt up since he's expelled for three days.

Seems he was in algebra shooting people with a rubber band gun.

The principal is very angry that he had a weapon of math disruption.

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Mar on November 30, 2010, 08:27:57 AM

Quote from: Somerled on November 30, 2010, 08:22:15 AM

The principal is very angry that he had a weapon of math disruption.

:rofl

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Wayout on November 30, 2010, 08:40:58 AM

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: JunkyII on November 30, 2010, 08:49:15 AM

That's great :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: mbailey on November 30, 2010, 08:49:58 AM

 :rofl   :aok  :aok

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: zack1234 on November 30, 2010, 08:56:14 AM

+1 :banana: :x

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Reschke on November 30, 2010, 08:57:01 AM

Yeah well we all know that rubber band guns are a lead in to more dangerous weapons like paper footballs and spit wads.

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Shuffler on November 30, 2010, 09:01:57 AM

This just doesn't add up.

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: dunnrite on November 30, 2010, 09:02:37 AM

Did you have to sine him out?

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Shuffler on November 30, 2010, 09:05:34 AM

For the  good> he was <pleased

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Wayout on November 30, 2010, 09:26:58 AM

Quote from: Reschke on November 30, 2010, 08:57:01 AM

Yeah well we all know that rubber band guns are a lead in to more dangerous weapons like paper footballs and spit wads.

Or a Motorized Rubber Band GATLING GUN: 900rpm.  :banana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDXVN52cHI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDXVN52cHI)

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Dichotomy on November 30, 2010, 09:27:39 AM

 :aok

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Simaril on November 30, 2010, 06:20:49 PM

Principal must be an exponent of order

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Penguin on November 30, 2010, 06:26:59 PM

I can just imagine the scenario:

Bully: "Haha, you retard, learn some math!"

*Pulls out rubber band gun*
*Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-*

Rubber Band Kid: "Boom, headshot!"
Teacher: "HO'er!  You just got banzored!"

-Penguin

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: 8313jbx on November 30, 2010, 07:38:55 PM

 :salute :cheers:

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: camnite on December 01, 2010, 09:15:38 PM

i think he was using math. he used it to find the terminal velocity of the rubber band in flight, the angle needed for the right trajectory, how much force it would take to register painful responses, and how many phone calls it took to make his dad mad. he was there to learn math, he just learned his own type of math. :rofl

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Tupac on December 01, 2010, 11:05:29 PM

Quote from: camnite on December 01, 2010, 09:15:38 PM

i think he was using math. he used it to find the terminal velocity of the rubber band in flight, the angle needed for the right trajectory, how much force it would take to register painful responses, and how many phone calls it took to make his dad mad. he was there to learn math, he just learned his own type of math. :rofl

You forgot to compensate for altitude and barometric pressure.

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Plawranc on December 02, 2010, 02:10:22 AM

Nah, not as good as ours.

The rubbershottie.

You hook them over a ruler and twist them in a way that they will break. Then you let them off, makes a nice sort of rubber buckshot pattern. Its awweesome.

Or our handgrenades,Party poppers that you smuggle in, strap them onto a calculator and fling them. BANG,  :x

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: Penguin on December 02, 2010, 06:03:18 PM

Quote from: Plawranc on December 02, 2010, 02:10:22 AM

Nah, not as good as ours.

The rubbershottie.

You hook them over a ruler and twist them in a way that they will break. Then you let them off, makes a nice sort of rubber buckshot pattern. Its awweesome.

Or our handgrenades,Party poppers that you smuggle in, strap them onto a calculator and fling them. BANG,  :x

Who teaches you, the Taliban?   :rofl

-Penguin

Title: Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
Post by: 007Rusty on December 02, 2010, 06:17:52 PM

                            :rofl    :aok

Quote from: Wayout on November 30, 2010, 09:26:58 AM

Or a Motorized Rubber Band GATLING GUN: 900rpm.  :banana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDXVN52cHI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDXVN52cHI)